PART ONE
THE SPECTACULAR LIFE OF SPIDER-MAN?
CHAPTER 1
DOES PETER PARKER HAVE A GOOD LIFE?
Neil Mussett
Spider-Man is a geek. Donāt get me wrongāI call him that with affection. I myself am quite a geek: computer programmer by day, secret philosopher by night. Iām just saying that if Batman werenāt a superhero, heād spend his days on yachts with supermodels; Superman would work as a pro-bono lawyer; and Wonder Woman would start an animal preserve in Kenya. (Can you tell Iām more of a D.C. guy?) Peter Parker would work at a lab in a university, design Web pages, or teach high school science. We care about Spider-Man because heās just like us but with special powers. Peter Parker has all sorts of problems: heās an orphan. He was raised by his older, old-fashioned aunt and uncle. He grew up poor and stays poor in many of the story lines. Even when he does find love, he doesnāt seem to be any good at it. Heās interesting because he doesnāt have it together. Even his superpowers cause problems for himāhe has to lie to the people he loves to protect them, and that keeps him from getting close. Other superheroes have their secrets, but for some reason, Peter always feels the consequences more than they do.
The question is, then, would you like to be Spider-Man? Does Peter Parker have a good life? What is a good life, anyway? It seems like a simple enough question. Some answers seem too simple: If I play The Sims video game, I learn that the good life consists of color-coordinated furniture, successful parties, career advancement, and regular trips to the bathroom. Other answers sound good (or at least complicated) but donāt stick with you: when I see an author on this weekās talk show promoting his Secret to Happiness, I canāt help wondering what happened to last weekās secret on the same show.
If philosophy is good for anything, it has to be for the Big Question, the Meaning of Life. There have been a lot of philosophers since Thales of Miletus (ca. 624 BCE) first put in his big plug for waterādesignating it to be the first principle of everything, by which he seems to have meant that all things really are at bottom water or at least came to be from water. In this paper, Iām going to discuss only five: a Roman slave, a begging friar, a novelist, a psychiatrist, and an academic. Two atheists, and three followers of three different religions. Three of these were imprisoned, two were tortured. Two spent time in concentration camps. One lived under an assumed name to protect the innocent, and we donāt even know the name of another. One never wrote a book, and one wrote more than forty-five. Three have appeared in comic books. Each of these philosophers has given us a complete, and completely different, way to understand ourselves and our lives and a way to find a place for pain and pleasure, other people, morality, and God in the good life.
Paul KurtzāA Life of Pleasure and Care for Others
Iāll start with the contemporary philosopher Paul Kurtz, partly because he lives near me in Buffalo, New York, but also because I suspect that his answer to the Great Question will most resemble yours. You may not have heard of him, but heās the author or the editor of more than forty-five books and more than eight hundred published articles. He has popularized the term secular humanism to describe an approach to life that focuses on joyful, creative living, a rejection of all religious claims, and a rational consequence-based ethics.
The good life, Kurtz tells us, has two components: First, the good life is the happy life. What is happiness? Historically, philosophers have described happiness either as pleasure (the hedonists) or as self-actualization (the eudaemonists). Kurtz argues that both are essential to the good life:
Does this describe Spider-Man? Peter has certainly determined his own destiny. We know that heās smart; he actually invents his own web shooters in the comic book. In general, he keeps his cool, but we have seen Spider-Man lose control at times. In Spider-Man 3, we see him go to some strange lengths to embarrass Mary Jane at a jazz club after she breaks up with him. He is young, however, and at the time he was under the influence of an evil spider suit from another planet, so we can forgive him.
Does he enjoy pleasure? His parents are dead. His uncle is dead, and itās his fault. His aunt is poor, alone, and constantly in danger. In the comic, Peter accidentally kills his first love, Gwen Stacy, when he pulls too hard on his web while saving her from a fall. It does not seem that Peter has enjoyed the āmultiplicities of sexuality,ā which Kurtz sees as āso essential to happiness.ā2 He never seems to have any money. Heās a brilliant scientist, but he doesnāt have the reputation he deserves. J. Jonas uses the newspaper to turn the public against Spider-Man, so Peter canāt even enjoy popular acclaim. I submit to you that it is part of the very essence of Spider-Man that he has a pointedly painful life.
For Kurtz, happiness is important, but we canāt live the truly good life alone. Kurtz insists that each of us needs to develop in ourselves the ethical principles of integrity, trustworthiness, benevolence, and fairness. We also need to ādevelop love and friendship for their own sakes, as goods in themselves.ā3 Finally, we need to āconsider all members of the human family to be equal in dignity and value.ā4 Not only does Peter Parker place himself in danger to save innocent lives, heās also a good friend, a loving nephew, and a kind boyfriend. They donāt call him āfriendlyā for nothing.
It wouldnāt be a discussion of Kurtzās philosophy without mentioning religion. Kurtz believes strongly that God is a postulation without sufficient evidence.5 Does Pete believe in God? Itās hard to say. God and religion arenāt central to Spider-Manās story, but some have argued that Peter may be a mild Protestant Christian.6
I think for Kurtz, the jury is out on Peter Parkerās life. On the plus side, he has realized his extraordinary talents and displayed goodwill toward man. On the minus side, his difficult life and obsession with monogamy have robbed Peter of some of the best parts of living. Kurtz might say that Peter is happy; he does have an āactive life of enterprise and endeavor,ā but Kurtz also believes that life should be fun, and fun seems hard to come by for Peter.7
Ayn RandāLife and Integrity
Although Paul Kurtz and Ayn Rand (1908ā1982) are both atheists, they give incompatible answers to the Big Question. Kurtz wants you to realize that you can be altruistic without religion; Rand wants you to stop being altruistic. Kurtz asks you to develop a ādeep appreciation for the needs of other human beings,ā8 Rand asks you to ālearn to treat as the mark of a cannibal any manās demand for your help.ā9
You may know her through the video game Bioshock, which was inspired by her writings. You may have seen the 1999 movie The Passion of Ayn Rand, based on her life. You may also know her as the star of the comic book Action Philosophers #2 (2005). Steve Ditko, the original artist for The Amazing Spider-Man, had what one author calls a ācultish devotionā to her philosophy of Objectivism.10
Alisa Zinovāyevna Rosenbaum was born in St. Petersburg, Russia, in 1905, and her family suffered at the hands of the Communist Revolution of 1917. After completing a degree in history, she moved to Hollywood to become a screenwriter. Fearing for her familyās safety in Russia, she changed her name to Ayn Rand when she began to write anti-Soviet stories. Sheās most famous for her 1957 novel Atlas Shrugged, about a future in which the producers, the artists, and the entrepreneurs of the world go on strike. (I just checked Amazon.com, and itās still number one in political philosophy.)
In a lifeless world, she said, there are no choices and no alternatives. With life comes the most fundamental alternative: existence or nonexistence. Matter is indestructible, life is not. A living organism can succeed or fail to sustain itself. If it fails, it dies. Life creates value, that which a living organism acts to attain. Things are good or evil to the extent that they sustain or destroy life. Happiness is achieving oneās values, and āpain is an agent of death.ā11
Man has the unique power of rationality. Just as nonrational animals use whatever faculties they possess to survive, manās rational nature demands a rational means of survival. He has no instinct of self-preservation, no āautomatic code of survival.ā12 The lower animals have no choice but to act for their own good; man must choose his own actions by thought. āWhat are the values his survival requires?ā she asked. āThat is the question to be answered by the science of ethics.ā13 Randās model for an ethical act was the trade. In a trade, each man must āgive value for value.ā14 The opposite of the trade would be force, violence, or theft, which would be unethical because it requires the sacrifice of one rational agent for the benefit of another.15
Iām afraid Ayn Rand wouldnāt have had good things to say about Spider-Man. Think about it: Peter Parker has superhuman strength, scientific genius, and the ability to climb walls and see the near future. How does he use it? At first, he uses it to make money as a pro-wrestler (in the comic, he has quite a successful career). When he decides not to intervene i...