Dear Celebrity
eBook - ePub

Dear Celebrity

Absurd Letters to the Stars

  1. English
  2. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  3. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Dear Celebrity

Absurd Letters to the Stars

About this book

Welcome to the weird and wonderful world of Julian Henby. For some time now, Julian, the Bridget Jones of letter writing, has been badgering decent, hard-working celebrities with a barrage of frankly absurd correspondence, often relating to his dysfunctional family and pets. Dear Celebrity is a compilation of some of his finest work and includes many of the best celebrity responses.

So, can Matthew Kelly find Henby's mother a job as a Bearded Lady? Will Professor Lord Robert Winston be able to do anything to help Julian's hamster, David, whose locomotion is severely impaired by his erection which drags along the floor like a fifth leg? Will Joanna Lumley find the time to visit Julian's elderly uncle to talk about her career? And why does Sir Jimmy Savile insist on being the Loch Ness monster?

The answers to these and many more questions are to be found here...

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Information

Publisher
Capstone
Year
2010
Print ISBN
9781906465230
eBook ISBN
9781907293580
Edition
1

Table of contents

  1. Praise
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Acknowledgements
  6. Sir Jimmy Savile OBE
  7. Mr Damien Hirst
  8. Mr Huw Edwards
  9. Michael Jackson
  10. Mr Michael D Jackson
  11. Mr Des O’Connor
  12. Mr Rod Stewart
  13. Mr Brian Blessed
  14. To: Professor Lord Robert M Winston
  15. To: Professor Lord Robert M Winston
  16. Mr Nick Baker (wildlife expert)
  17. Sir Patrick Moore
  18. Sir Patrick Moore CBE, FRS
  19. Sir Patrick Moore CBE, FRS
  20. Sir Patrick Moore CBE, FRS
  21. Mr Noel Edmonds
  22. Mr Michael Flatley
  23. Ms Sophie Ellis-Bextor
  24. The Private Bill Office
  25. Mr Julian Henby
  26. Mr Hugh Grant
  27. Mr George W Bush
  28. Mr Bill Oddie
  29. Mr Richard Briers
  30. Mr Richard Briers
  31. Professor David Bellamy O.B.E.
  32. To: Mr Uri Geller
  33. Rt. Hon. Mr John Major (former PM)
  34. Mr Barry McGuigan (former boxer)
  35. Ms Carol Vorderman MBE
  36. Mr John Miles
  37. Tom Baker (TV Actor)
  38. To: Mr Frank Carson
  39. Mr Jeremy Clarkson
  40. Mr Nicholas Parsons
  41. Ms Jean Diamond
  42. Mr Des Lynam
  43. Ms Kate Winslet
  44. Baroness Margaret Thatcher
  45. Mr Gary Lineker
  46. Ms JK Rowling
  47. Mr Joe Pasquale
  48. Mr James Herbert
  49. Mr James Herbert
  50. Sir Anthony Hopkins
  51. Master Beefeater
  52. Ms Claire Ashford
  53. Sir Paul McCartney
  54. Mr Peter Duncan, Chief Scout
  55. Ms Jeanne Greenyer ACC Diversity
  56. Mrs Jeanne Greenyer ACC Diversity
  57. Ms June Brown
  58. Mr Brian Connolly
  59. Mr Brian Connolly
  60. Mr Michael Buerk
  61. Mr Ian Hislop
  62. Mr Gareth Gates
  63. Sir Steve Redgrave
  64. Mr Jools Holland, Patron
  65. Michael Fish
  66. Mr Matthew Kelly, President
  67. Mr Sylvester McCoy
  68. Mr Nick Ross
  69. Miss Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
  70. Sir Cliff Richard
  71. Ms Emma Thompson
  72. Ms Emma Thompson
  73. Ms Victoria Wood
  74. Mr Nigel Havers
  75. Mr Nigel Havers
  76. Mr Paul McKenna
  77. Ms Edwina Currie
  78. Mr Phillip Schofield
  79. Mr Richard Stilgoe
  80. Mr Richard Stilgoe
  81. Mr Alan Davies
  82. Ms Anneka Rice
  83. Mr Keith Chegwin
  84. Mr Adam Hart-Davis
  85. Ms Joanna Lumley
  86. Ms Joanna Lumley
  87. Mr Brian May
  88. Mr Richard Wilson
  89. Mr Richard Wilson
  90. Lulu
  91. To: The King
  92. King Elvis
  93. ABOUT THE AUTHOR