Part One
GREAT BARBARIANS OF HISTORY
Chapter 1
Attila the Hun: The Scourge of God
Attila! One of the most notorious barbarians of the Dark Ages, his name struck fear into the heart of the Western world. A Roman historian called him âa man born to shake the races of the world, a terror to all lands.â1 Saint Jerome called the Huns the âwolves from the North.â
His enemies called him the Scourge of God.
Attila was even rumored to have killed his own brother in a staged hunting accident. This Hunnic kingâs brutal raids and constant plundering shook the foundations of the Roman Empire, and brought the great city of Constantinople to its kneesâtwice.
And each time, Attila left with hoards of cash and thousands of pounds of gold in tribute as Rome was forced to buy peace.
Attila was power-hungry and ruthless. He said, âFor what fortress, what city, in the wide extent of the Roman Empire, can hope to exist, secure and impregnable, if it is our pleasure that it should be erased from the earth?â2
As Attila and his Huns marched on Constantinople, the historian Callinicus wrote:
More favorable historians would tell you that Attila was not swayed by the riches his pillaging brought. Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus, a Roman historian, said Attila was ârenowned for the arts of peace, without avarice and little swayed by desire.â4
But that doesnât hold much water. Under Attilaâs rule, Eastern Romeâs tribute to the Huns doubled in 435, and then tripled in 443.
Attila knew how to negotiate with an iron fist. He was a master at breaking the spirit of those he conquered. Paying Attila the ransom he demanded was easier than suffering more devastation and despair.
For example, the Eastern Empire had already been paying tribute to the Huns with an annual payment of 350 Roman pounds. In 435, Attila and his brother marched into Roman territory, threatening to take more land unless their demands were met.
The two brothers met with the Romans on horseback outside the city of Margus, intimidating the Romans enough to force a new treaty with even better terms: 700 Roman pounds in tribute, and eight solidi ransom for every Roman prisoner taken by the Huns. (There are 72 solidi to a pound.) The Huns were also awarded the right to trade on the banks of the Danube.5
Attilaâs Retaliation
Edward Gibbons, author of The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, wrote, âThe kings of the Huns assumed the solid benefits, as well as the vain honors, of the negotiation. They dictated the conditions of peace, and each condition was an insult on the majesty of the empire.â6
But instead of keeping its promise, Eastern Rome reneged on the treaty.
Even more foolhardy, in 440, even as Attila was threatening invasion, the bishop of Margus allegedly went out and robbed the graves of some Hunnic royalty, taking the treasures back within the city walls of Margus. This gave Attila the excuse to attack a market across the Danube, raze the fortress at Constantia, and demand the bishop and the stolen treasure be turned over.
Rome did not turn the bishop over, or return the Hunnic grave treasures. If this pretense of stolen treasure was trueâand Gibbons asserts that it was not, writing that the Hunsâ attack was unprovokedâthis was probably the Eastern Empireâs worst decision. The Huns came in force, Attilaâs sweeping invasion driving the Romans back out of the Balkans.
Richard Gordon, author of âBattle of ChĂąlons: Attila the Hun Versus Flavius AĂ«tius,â published in the magazine Military History, wrote, âAttilaâs warriors sacked Belgrade and numerous other centers . . . defeating Roman armies three times in succession and penetrating as far as the outskirts of Constantinople itself.â7
The Hunsâ retaliation overwhelmed Eastern Romeâs defenses. Crossing the Danube, thousands of Huns struck swiftly, sweeping in for 500 miles, pushing the Romans back as far as Constantinople.
The Huns now had thousands of captives who, at eight solidi apiece, were very valuable. Thrace and Macedonia were pillaged and stripped of all their riches. This was enough to cause the Eastern Emperor Theodosius to sue for peace.
And yet after this resounding defeat, Rome still did not honor its peace treaty. At dispute were captives on both sides. Rome would not pay for all the prisoners taken, nor would they turn over Attilaâs subjects who had fled.
Attila showed no mercy. He would be paid the money he demanded. In 442, he attacked again, laid waste the military city of Ratiaria, and besieged Naissus with battering rams and towers.
Priscus of Panium, a contemporary of Attila and author of Fragmenta Historicorum Graecorum, told of this siege, chronicling, âThen the enemy brought up scaling ladders. And so in some places the wall was toppled by the rams and elsewhere men on the battlements were overpowered by the multitude of siege engines.â8
The city fell. Attilaâs terms were paid willingly.
The Cost of PeaceâAttilaâs Cash Cow
Peace was Attilaâs cash cow. He was now exacting a tribute of 2,100 Roman pounds, plus a 6,000 pound fine. Roman hostages were now ransomed for 12 solidi. This single attack on Constantinople cost Rome the equivalent of $107.6 million and a huge parcel of land in Thrace.9
This amount was devastating for the crippled empire. After fighting Africans at Carthage, the Visigoths in Gaul, and Attila at Constantinople, Rome was quickly running out of cash. The tripling of its annual tribute to the Huns forced Rome to levy a war tax.
Priscus wrote, âThose registered in the senate paid, as the war tax, sums of gold specified in proportion to their proper rank, and for many their good fortune brought a change in life. For they paid under torture what those assigned to do this by the emperor assessed them.â10
Roman senators auctioned off their wivesâ jewels and the rich decorations of their houses, such as heavy silver tables and gold vases. What a humiliation for the Great Empire! Gold in hand, the Huns left Constantinople in shambles and continued their push west into the rich, ripe Balkans.
That was their gameâattack and pillage, then demand tribute. Attila and the Huns believed that exacting tribute was the ultimate form of superiority.
In all, itâs estimated that between 443 and 450, Rome paid Attila 22,000 pounds of gold.11 Thatâs $387.2 million, or $55.3 million a yearâor a daily payoff of more than $151,500. The Huns were very rich indeed.
This type of barbarismâsmart military tactics with crafty negotiationânearly bankrupted the Roman Empire.
Whatâs truly barbaric about all the loot and plunder Attila wonâaside from the cruel and ghastly acts that decimated huge city centersâis that only Attilaâs select cadre of commanders and generals reaped the benefits of the Hunsâ barbarism.
Golden goblets and silver platters, gem-crusted armor and jeweled swordsâthese chieftains wore their wealth. Gibbons wrote, âThe Huns were ambitious of displaying those riches which were the fruit and evidence of their victories: the trappings of their horses, their swords, and even their shoes, were studded with gold and precious stones; and their tables were profusely spread with plates, and goblets, and vases of gold and silver, which had been fashioned by the labor of Grecian artists.â12
Not only that, but when the Huns settled in Gaul and began a diverse economy based on trade and labor, Attila collected food and tribute from his own people.
Taxes and tribute . . . sound familiar?
Todayâs barbarians do the same thing. They even have the swords.
Take Hank Paulson, for example, the former CEO of Goldman Sachs and the seventy-fourth Treasury secretary. He was also Time magazineâs Person of the Year 200813 for his knee-jerk reaction to inject $700 billion into the financial system.
Paulson told banks they would be forced to take the money, whether they wanted it or not. In a memo given to the banks, he wrote, âIf a capital infusion is not appealing, you should be aware that your regulator will require it in any circumstance.â14
And what did Paulson and the government get in exchange? Stock in the companies, and a lot of interest on the bailout loans, as we saw when financial institutions released earnings for 2009. Citigroup had to pay $8 billion in pretaxes for paying back its TARP loans early. That led to the company posting a loss of $7.14 billion for the last quarter of the year.15
Weâll talk more about Hank âthe Hunâ Paulson in later chapters, but his barbaric tactics forced businesses to carve up their companies in tribute to the governmentâs economic plan. Not unlike Attila holding his sword to the throat of Constantinople, requiring a tripling of his annual tribute, is it?
AĂ«tius and AttilaâA Double-Headed Coin
Much as modern-day barbarians share their tactics (and wealth) with a select circle of friends and partners, Attila discerned that befriending a powerful Roman soldier could help him expand his empire.
He found that partnership in Aëtius, a young political hostage of both the Goths and the Huns. Political hostages were a means of making sure both sides held up their ends of the deal. The lives of the hostages were at stake. One false move and the boy Aëtius would have been killed.
For three years, AĂ«tius was with the Goths under King Alaric I. Then the boy, who was the son of a Roman soldier and a wealthy Roman woman, was sent to the Huns, in the care of King Ruaânone other than Attilaâs uncle.16 There it is said he learned his ruthlessness, but also forged a great friendship and trust.
AĂ«tius even sent his son Carpilio to be educated in Attilaâs camp.
Later, in 433, AĂ«tius sought out the safety of the Huns after marching against his Roman rival Bonifacius. Though AĂ«tius lost the battle, Bonifacius was killed, leaving AĂ«tius as the strongest Roman general in the Empire. This promotion wasnât looked on favorably by Rome, and AĂ«tius was forced into a short exile for the death of Bonifacius.
The Huns welcomed him, remembering his time with them as a hostage and his trust in sending his son to learn from them.
AĂ«tius returned from exile backed by 60,000 Huns,17 and forced the Empress Placidia to grant him clemency. Placidia was half-sister to Honorius, Western Romeâs emperor until his death in 423. Honorius left no heir, which sparked a bit of a struggle for the throne.
This 60,000-strong show of solidarity wasnât the only example of how AĂ«tius and the Huns got on. The Roman general even engaged the Huns to help defeat the Burgundians in Gaul in 437. More than 20,000 died at the hands of the Huns, and AĂ«tius rose to great acclaim in Rome.18 In 449, AĂ«tius signed an agreement with the Huns, allowing some of them to settle in Pannonia, or modern-day western Hungary, and parts of eastern Austria, down into Serbia, Croatia, and Slovenia.
One can make an interesting comparison between the relationship of Attila and AĂ«tius and the relationship between Hank âthe Hunâ Paulson and China. During his time as CEO of Goldman Sachs, Paulson traveled to China 70 times,19 creating extremely close ties that some might suspect constituted a conflict of...