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Self-Help
Norm Foster
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Self-Help
Norm Foster
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A married pair of second-rate theatre actors cast themselves as nationally renowned self-help gurus. Their lives unravel in a farce as they try to conceal a body and hold on to their falsely won fame.
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ACT ONE
Scene 1
Time: Eight years ago.
Place: A dressing room at the Moonglow Dinner Theatre.
The dressing room is represented by two chairs and a make-up mirror. HAL and CINDY SAVAGE are preparing to go on for a performance. HAL sits in one chair applying make-up. CINDY is reading a book. They are both wearing bathrobes.
VOICE: (off) Mr. Savage and Mrs. Savage? Five minutes please.
HAL: Thank you!
CINDY: Thank you!
HAL: Closing night. Thank God. Five weeks on the same stage with Mitchell Quinty is like having Laurence Olivier for a dentist.
CINDY: What a steaming load of horse manure.
HAL: What?
CINDY: This book. Listen to this. (She reads.) āYouāve got to have faith in your ability to achieve worthy rewards. You can dwell in the misery of life, or you can choose to say, life is good.ā
HAL: What book is that?
CINDY: Oh, some self-help book that Mitchell loaned me.
HAL: Mitchell reads self-help books? The man should be reading an acting primer. And Iāll tell you this right now. If he grabs my ass before we go on tonight, Iām going to break his nose.
CINDY: He grabs your ass?
HAL: Heās grabbed it every night for the entire run. He says itās for luck.
CINDY: He never grabs my ass.
HAL: Yes, well, I donāt think heās hoping to get lucky with you.
CINDY: (reading) āFocus your energies, funnel your abilities, and channel your desires.ā Oh, please.
HAL: Which reminds me. Did I tell you what the director said to me on opening night? He said I didnāt seem focused. Focused? You try playing Felix Unger to a gay Oscar Madison. I dare you!
CINDY: You know, I could write this drivel.
HAL: What?
CINDY: This self-help malarkey. Itās just a bunch of generalities. Itās common sense rhetoric. Listen to this. āDo not be concerned about where you are. Itās where you are going that counts.ā
HAL: Yes, well, I know where Iām going. To the nearest telephone to fire our agent for landing us in a show with Mitchell Quinty.
CINDY: Have you spoken to Ruby today?
HAL: No. She was s...
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APA 6 Citation
Foster, N. (2004). Self-Help ([edition unavailable]). Playwrights Canada Press. Retrieved from https://www.perlego.com/book/1015507/selfhelp-pdf (Original work published 2004)
Chicago Citation
Foster, Norm. (2004) 2004. Self-Help. [Edition unavailable]. Playwrights Canada Press. https://www.perlego.com/book/1015507/selfhelp-pdf.
Harvard Citation
Foster, N. (2004) Self-Help. [edition unavailable]. Playwrights Canada Press. Available at: https://www.perlego.com/book/1015507/selfhelp-pdf (Accessed: 14 October 2022).
MLA 7 Citation
Foster, Norm. Self-Help. [edition unavailable]. Playwrights Canada Press, 2004. Web. 14 Oct. 2022.