Never Swim Alone & This Is A Play
eBook - PDF

Never Swim Alone & This Is A Play

2nd Edition

  1. 152 pages
  2. English
  3. PDF
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - PDF

Never Swim Alone & This Is A Play

2nd Edition

About this book

A funny, satirical story, Never Swim Alone is about Frank and Bill, two egotisitical men locked in a ruthless competition of one-upmanship for seemingly no reason. A hilarious metaplay, This Is A Play follows three actors who, while performing, reveal their own thoughts and motivations as they struggle through crazy stage directions and an unoriginal musical score.

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Information

daniel 
m
ac
ivor
82
REFEREE
Round 
Eleven: 
My 
Boy.
The 
REFEREE
begins 
the 
round. 
FRANK
and 
BILL
step 
to 
centre. 
They 
do 
a 
simple 
choreography 
of 
hand 
gestures.
FRANK
& 
BILL
Let 
me 
tell 
you 
something 
about 
my 
boy.
He’s 
a 
good 
boy, 
my 
boy.
A 
good 
boy, 
a 
smart 
boy.
FRANK
, 
flummoxed, 
stops.
BILL
He’s 
the 
best 
boy, 
no 
question.
BILL
stops 
and 
looks 
at 
FRANK
.
FRANK
(to 
the 
REFEREE
) 
Sorry.
FRANK
& 
BILL
Let 
me 
tell 
you 
something 
about 
my 
boy.
He’s 
a 
good 
boy, 
my 
boy.
never 
swim 
alone
83
A 
good 
boy, 
a 
smart 
boy.
He’s 
the 
best 
boy, 
my 
boy.
FRANK
stops 
and 
turns 
away
BILL
No 
question 
he’s 
the—
(to 
FRANK
) 
Are 
you 
with 
us?
What’s 
your 
problem? 
Hey. 
Hey. 
What’s 
your 
problem?
BILL
looks 
at 
the 
audience, 
shrugging.
FRANK
Password.
BILL
does 
not 
respond.
Password.
BILL
does 
not 
respond. 
FRANK
takes 
off 
his 
jacket.
Winner 
rules.

Table of contents

  1. Never Swim Alone
  2. Characters
  3. This Is A Play
  4. Characters
  5. The Style