With his first book, Adam Fletcher helped more than a hundred thousand locals and little AuslÀnder navigate the quirks of this charismatic land. Now he's back with fifty new and advanced integration steps that explain the sticky friendship glue of Kaffee and Kuchen, the educational superiority of wood, and the rituals of the German Weihnachtsmarkt. You'll learn how to blame the weather for most of your ailments, how to survive a visit to your local Baumarkt, why Germans take their kitchen when they move, and why you keep losing to them at table football. Adam Fletcher's book is the ultimate, irreverent love letter to a nation that has got so under his skin.

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How to be German - Part 2: in 50 new steps
A guide from Adventskranz to Tja
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eBook - ePub
How to be German - Part 2: in 50 new steps
A guide from Adventskranz to Tja
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Table of contents
- Cover
- Frontispiz
- ABOUT THE BOOK
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
- ABOUT THE ILLUSTRATOR
- INHALT
- INTRODUCTION
- 1.âPOKER FACE
- 2.âFIND THE BEAUTY IN BREVITY
- 3.âDO IT YOURSELF
- 4.âSUFFER THIRD REICH FEVER
- 5.âOSTALGIE-KAPITALISMUS-KONFLIKT
- 6.âGET REPEATEDLY ASKED ABOUT DAVID HASSELHOFF
- 7.âKAFFEE AND KUCHEN
- 8.âNORMUNG
- 9.âVERSCHLIMM YOUR BESSERUNG
- 10.âDONâT GO TO OKTOBERFEST
- 11.âGIVE MEN THEIR OWN OFFICIAL HOLIDAY
- 12.âDONâT CELEBRATE REUNIFICATION DAY
- 13.âDONâT OWN A MICROWAVE
- 14.âTJA
- 15.âMAKE FUN OF AUSTRIA; FEAR SWITZERLAND
- 16.âTHE GERMAN CHRISTMAS
- 17.âWEIHNACHTSMĂRKTE
- 18.âRESPECT THE EDUCATIONAL SUPERIORITY OF WOOD
- 19.âFORECAST THE FUTURE WITH LEAD
- 20.âBE TERRIFIED OF MOULD
- 21.âCASH IS KING
- 22.âSPENDING IS SILVER, SAVING IS GOLD
- 23.âSUFFER CAR AND TIME BLINDNESS
- 24.âRENT, DONâT BUY
- 25.âEINSCHULUNG AND ZUCKERTĂTE
- 26.âVOLKSHOCHSCHULE
- 27.âBLAME THE WEATHER
- 28.âIF THAT FAILS, BLAME YOURSELF
- 29.âSTAY PESSIMISTISCH
- 30.âBE SCHAULUSTIG
- 31.âPLAGIARISE YOUR DISSERTATION
- 32.âPARADE YOUR POLITICIANS
- 33.âLOVE SCANDINAVIA
- 34.âREJECT PATRIOTISM
- 35.âBE DOUBTFUL ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF BIELEFELD
- 36.âTHE BAHN PURGE
- 37.âFAIL AT FLIRTING
- 38.âDRESS NORMCORE
- 39.âWHEN YOU MOVE, TAKE YOUR KITCHEN (AND YOUR LIGHT SOCKETS)
- 40.âFEAR BUREAUCRACY (IRRATIONALLY)
- 41.âFALL DOWN THE GENDER GAP
- 42.âRESPECT THE ORIGIN OF WORDS
- 43.âGIVE YOUR SENF
- 44.âTHE APOTHEKE
- 45.âUNBREAKABLE CONTRACTS
- 46.âEXPERIENCE SPRINGERSCHMERZ
- 47.âRESPECT THE ZIMMERMANN
- 48.âPILZESAMMELN
- 49.âKASSEKEGELN
- 50.âBECOME A KICKER MAESTRO
- Impressum