MUSIC
The Last Time I Saw Artie
Artie Shaw, the clarinetist and bandleader, died in 2005 at the age of ninety-four. Born Arthur Arshawsky in New York City and raised there and in New Haven, Connecticut, he lived the last third of his life in Newbury Park, California, near Thousand Oaks, which is where I met him in 1982. The reason for our meeting was to talk about the writer William Saroyan, who had died the year before, and about whom my associate Larry Lee and I were writing a biography. Artie had introduced Saroyan to Carol Marcus, whom the Academy Awardâ and Pulitzer Prizeâwinning author had married twice. (After her second divorce from Saroyan, Carol went on to marry Walter Matthau, to whom she remained married for the rest of her life.)
Shaw, a tall, balding man with a bushy mustache, greeted Larry and me in the driveway of his modest house. âHey, you remind me of the young Jimmy Caan,â he said to me. Artie was seventy then; with him at his house was his twenty-nine-year-old girlfriend, a former music student of his. He seemed very strong. In his heyday, the 1930s and â40s, Shaw, along with his rival Benny Goodman, was the most famous bandleader in America. He made headlines by hiring an African American vocalistâBillie Holidayâthe first white bandleader to do so, as well as for his groundbreaking orchestral arrangements; but his greatest notoriety came as a result of his eight marriages.
Among Artie Shawâs wives were the actresses Ava Gardner, Lana Turner, and Evelyn Keyes; and the best-selling author Kathleen Winsor, who looked like a movie star. Artie told me his eight marriages lasted a real-time total of four years. âSix months together,â he said, âand six months to get the divorce.â I asked him why the marriages failed. âAfter six months,â he explained, âthe Artie Shaw mask came off; so did the Lana Turner and Ava Gardner masks. Then we were stuck with the real person, which was too frightening to contemplate, so the deal was off. We ran away from each other.â
Shaw was a big star; he even appeared in a few films, usually as himself.
âThe reason I married these women had to do with access,â he told us. âIâd walk into the Stork Club in New York and Sherman Billingsley, the owner, would immediately usher me into the Cub Room in the back, where celebrities could have privacy and not be hassled by the hoi polloi. Iâd sit down next to Judy Garland, or Lana, or Ava, or Rita Hayworth. Weâd strike up a conversation and make a date. It was like the high school cafeteria, only all the girls were beautiful.â
I told Artie that of the women heâd married, the one I preferred was Ava Gardner. âYeah, Ava was okay,â he said, âbut you shoulda seen Lana at eighteen with that blond mane in a convertible. Boy, was she something. For a Jewish kid like me, she was the ultimate shiksa. None of us was perfectly behaved, but Lana in particular liked to be admired. I remember when she was making The Postman Always Rings Twice with John Garfield, who was a good buddy of mine. One night I said to him, âJulieââhis real name was Jules Garfinkelââtell me the truth, youâre banginâ Lana, arenât you?â âNo, Artie,â he says, âI wouldnât touch her, sheâs your wife.â After a couple more drinks, I said to him, âCome on, Julie, you can tell me. I know Lana, she needs the attention. And sheâs gorgeous, impossible to resist. I couldnât blame you.â Finally, a drink or two more, and Julie confesses. âOkay, Artie,â he tells me, âbetween scenes we take a ride and do it in the car.â So I divorced Lana, but Julie and I stayed friends until the day he died.â
Artie was in psychotherapy for more than thirty years before he declared that it was bunk. He wrote books about it. He quit playing the clarinet and had his horn made into a lamp, which he showed to me, still working, in his living room. His compositions and recordings provided a comfortable income, and he taught music at colleges when he felt like it. Women continued to fascinate and interest him, but he stopped marrying them. His dislike for Benny Goodmanââas a person, not as a musicianââhad not abated; Artie seemed happy to have outlived his nemesis.
We went together to a copy shop in a shopping mall crowded with teenagers. âNobody in here ever heard of me,â Artie said, âand neither have most of their parents. It doesnât matter. I did some things. I had Lana next to me in the convertible. Now I have a novel to finish.â I asked him what the novel was about. âEverything,â he said, âonly everything.â
Lost Interlude
I remember going to see Jerry Lee Lewis perform at a roadhouse called the Rebel Room or the Rebel Rouser Room, I forget which, in Boonville, Missouri, in 1964, when I was eighteen. I was then attending the University of Missouri, which was just up the road, thirty miles away, in Columbia. I believe I went with my friend Tom Cooke, a locally prominent folk singer. Tom was a good songwriter, a pal of Arlo Guthrieâs, and I thought he would be a big star, but by the late â60s he disappeared down the drug-filled rabbit hole of America. Too badâTom had a sweet voice, an easygoing, ingratiating style, he was handsome and a great guitar picker. I heard from his sister, Candy, sometime during the 1980s, who told me he had changed his name and had undergone a religious or lifestyle conversion of some kind. Tom wanted to tell me about it himself, she said, that he was going to write to me from Chicago, where he was living, but he never did and I donât know what became of him. But one winter night in 1964 we drove in Tomâs â57 Chevy Bel-Air convertible to Boonville, Missouri, to witness the then professionally...