Letters to Dead Authors

Lang, Andrew

• Publisher: pubOne.info
• Year: 2010
• Topic: Literature
• eBook ISBN:
  9782819947493
• Subtopic: Classics
• Index: Literature

XX. To Lord Byron.

My Lord, (Do you remember how Leigh Hunt

Enraged you once by writing My dear Byron? )

Books have their fates, — as mortals have who punt,

And yours have entered on an age of iron.

Critics there be who think your satin blunt,

Your pathos, fudge; such perils must environ

Poets who in their time were quite the rage,

Though now there's not a soul to turn their page.

Yes, there is much dispute about your worth,

And much is said which you might like to know

By modern poets here upon the earth,

Where poets live, and love each other so;

And, in Elysium, it may move your mirth

To hear of bards that pitch your praises low,

Though there be some that for your credit stickle,

As— Glorious Mat, — and not inglorious Nichol.

This kind of writing is my pet aversion,

I hate the slang, I hate the personalities,

I loathe the aimless, reckless, loose dispersion,

Of every rhyme that in the singer's wallet is,

I hate it as you hated the Excursion,

But, while no man a hero to his valet is,

The hero's still the model; I indite

The kind of rhymes that Byron oft would write.

There's a Swiss critic whom I cannot rhyme to,

One Scherer, dry as sawdust, grim and prim.

Of him there's much to say, if I had time to

Concern myself in any wise with him.

He seems to hate the heights he cannot climb to,

He thinks your poetry a coxcomb's whim,

A good deal of his sawdust he has spilt on

Shakspeare, and Moliére, and you, and Milton.

Ay, much his temper is like Vivien's mood,

Which found not Galahad pure, nor Lancelot brave;

Cold as a hailstorm on an April wood,

He buries poets in an icy grave,

His Essays— he of the Genevan hood!

Nothing so good, but better doth he crave.

So stupid and so solemn in his spite

He dares to print that Moliére could not write!

Enough of these excursions; I was saying

That half our English Bards are turned Reviewers,

And Arnold was discussing and assaying

The weight and value of that work of yours,

Examining and testing it and weighing,

And proved, the gems are pure, the gold endures.

While Swinburne cries with an exceeding joy,

the stones are paste, and half the gold, alloy.

In Byron, Arnold finds the greatest force,

Poetic, in this later age of ours

His song, a torrent from a mountain source,

Clear as the crystal, singing with the showers,

Sweeps to the sea in unrestricted course

Through banks o'erhung with rocks and sweet with flowers;

None of your brooks that modestly meander,

But swift as Awe along the Pass of Brander.

And when our century has clomb its crest,

And backward gazes o'er the plains of Time,

And counts its harvest, yours is still the best,

The richest garner in the field of rhyme

(The metaphoric mixture, 't is confest,

Is all my own, and is not quite sublime).

But fame's not yours alone; you must divide all

The plums and pudding with the Bard of Rydal!

WORDSWORTH and BYRON, these the lordly names

And these the gods to whom most incense burns.

'Absurd! ' cries Swinburne, and in anger flames,

And in an AEschylean fury spurns

With impious foot your altar, and exclaims

And wreathes his laurels on the golden urns

Where Coleridge's and Shelley's ashes lie,

Deaf to the din and heedless of the cry.

For Byron (Swinburne shouts) has never woven

One honest thread of life within his song;

As Offenbach is to divine Beethoven

So Byron is to Shelley (This is strong! ),

And on Parnassus' peak, divinely cloven,

He may not stand, or stands by cruel wrong;

For Byron's rank (the Examiner has reckoned)

Is in the third class or a feeble second.

'A Bernesque poet' at the very most,

And never earne...

Table of contents

• LETTERS TO DEAD AUTHORS
• Preface.
• LETTERS TO DEAD AUTHORS
• II. To Charles Dickens.
• III. To Pierre de Ronsard (Prince of Poets.)
• IV. To Herodotus.
• V. Epistle to Mr. Alexander Pope.
• VI. To Lucian of Samosata.
• VII. To Maitre Francoys Rabelais.
• VIII. To Jane Austen.
• IX. To Master Isaak Walton.
• XI. To Sir John Manndeville, Kt.
• XII. To Alexandre Dumas.
• XIII. To Theocritus
• XIV. To Edgar Allan Poe.
• XV. To Sir Walter Scott, Bart.
• XVI. To Eusebius of Caesarea.
• XVII. To Percy Bysshe Shelley.
• XVIII. To Monsieur de Moliére, Valet de Chambre du Roi.
• XIX. To Robert Burns.
• XX. To Lord Byron.
• XXI. To Omar Kha'yya'm.
• XXII. To Q. Horatius Flaccus.
• Copyright