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Inhabitants, Lore, Spells, and Ancient Crypt Warnings of the Land of Ooo Circa 19.56 B.G.E. - 501 A.G.E.

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• Publisher: Abrams
• Year: 2013
• Print ISBN:
  9781419705649
• eBook ISBN:
  9781613126509
• Topic: Art
• Subtopic: History of Contemporary Art

ONLY BONA FIDE DEMONS FROM THE NIGHTOSPHERE,
HEROES WITH EXTREME CHARISMA, WIZARDS WITH
ABOMINABLE POWERS, AND AWESOME KINGLY OR QUEENLY
INDIVIDUALS MAY READ FURTHER. ALL UNQUALIFIED
READERS—INCLUDING HUMANS, MUTANTS, MONSTERS,
TALKING BEASTS, HOUSE PEOPLE, GNOMES AND GOBLINS,
MOUNTAIN MEN, LUMPS, WITCHES, NINJAS, HOBOES,
GHOSTS, SCOFFLAWS, INSOLENT CHILDREN, BORING
SCHOOLTEACHERS, NOSY PARENTS, AND OTHER
UNQUALIFIED BEINGS—WILL BE PUNISHED BY THE
SPELL OF CARNAK INVOKED UPON THIS BOOK. AS A RESULT
OF THE SPELL, YOU, UNQUALIFIED READER, WILL BECOME
MORE AND MORE CONFUSED AS YOU READ. BY BOOK II,
YOU WILL GO INTO A DULL STUPOR, AND BY BOOK III,
YOU WILL START TWITCHING UNCONTROLLABLY.
AND IF YOU PERSEVERE IN YOUR INSOLENCE AND READ
BOOK IV, YOU WILL VIOLENTLY MUTATE INTO A GIANT
MUCOUS WORM, QUICKLY BECOME ENCASED IN AN
INSECT-LIKE COCOON OF AETHERIC PHLEGM, AND DIE,
DOOMED TO FLOAT INVISIBLY THROUGH THE AETHER AS
A GHOST IN THE LAND OF OOO, ATTRACTED ONLY BY
THE STENCH OF ROADKILL, UNTIL TIME IS A FLICKERING
SHADOW AND THE WORLD OF TALKING BEINGS
HAS BEEN MUFFLED BY THE BLANKET OF OBLIVION.

THE REAL TITLE PAGE
of the
PRICELESS, BRILLIANT,
and INEFFABLE

INCLUDING ITS
INHABITANTS, LORE, SPELLS,
and ANCIENT CRYPT WARNINGS
CIRCA 19.56 B.G.E. - 501 A.G.E.

COMPILED, WRITTEN, and PAINSTAKINGLY EDITED by

AKA LORD o f EVIL,
AKA THE NAMELESS ONE,
WHOSE UNNAMEABLENESS MAKES
THE JUNK MAIL o f ETERNITY UNDELIVERABLE

TRANSLATED from the SCROLLS of OOO by

NOTED LINGUIST o f NIGHTOSPHEREAN TONGUES

ART AND ENGRAVING RESTORATIONS
BY THE FORMIDABLE DEMONIC ARTISTS
RENEE FRENCH, TONY MILLIONAIRE, CELESTE MORENO,
AISLEEN ROMANO, AND MAHENDRA SINGH
PUBLISHED IN THIS COMMEMORATIVE FACSIMILE EDITION
BY ABRAMS, NEW YORK

FOREWORD GNIOG DRAWKCAB

PREFACE REGARDING NO ONE

INTRODUCTION of the INTRODUCTION

WORTHLESS INHABITANTS
OF THE LAND OF OOO

WHOSE SOULS I SHALL REFRAIN from SUCKING OUT
in DEFERENCE

BOOK I

BOOK II

UTTERLY INSIGNIFICANT
INH...

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