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CHAPTER I
THE HERO AND HIS ONLY RELATIVE
Martin Rattler was a very bad boy. At least his aunt,
Mrs. Dorothy Grumbit, said so; and certainly she ought to have
known, if anybody should, for Martin lived with her, and was, as
she herself expressed it, "the bane of her existence,âthe very
torment of her life." No doubt of it whatever, according to Aunt
Dorothy Grumbitâs showing, Martin Rattler was "a remarkably bad
boy."
It is a curious fact, however, that, although most of the people
in the village of Ashford seemed to agree with Mrs. Grumbit in
her opinion of Martin, there were very few of them who did not
smile cheerfully on the child when they met him, and say, "Good
day, lad!" as heartily as if they thought him the best boy in the
place. No one seemed to bear Martin Rattler illâwill,
notwithstanding his alleged badness. Men laughed when they said he
was a bad boy, as if they did not quite believe their own
assertion. The vicar, an old whiteheaded man, with a kind, hearty
countenance, said that the child was full of mischief, full of
mischief; but he would improve as he grew older, he was quite
certain of that. And the vicar was a good judge, for he had five
boys of his own, besides three other boys, the sons of a distant
relative, who boarded with him; and he had lived forty years in a
parish overflowing with boys, and he was particularly fond of boys
in general. Not so the doctor, a pursy little man with a terrific
frown, who hated boys, especially little ones, with a very powerful
hatred. The doctor said that Martin was a scamp.
And yet Martin had not the appearance of a scamp. He had fat
rosy cheeks, a round rosy mouth, a straight delicatelyâformed nose,
a firm massive chin, and a broad forehead. But the latter was
seldom visible, owing to the thicklyâclustering fair curls that
overhung it. When asleep Martinâs face was the perfection of gentle
innocence. But the instant he opened his darkâbrown eyes, a
thousand dimples and wrinkles played over his visage, chiefly at
the corners of his mouth and round his eyes; as if the spirit of
fun and the spirit of mischief had got entire possession of the
boy, and were determined to make the most of him. When deeply
interested in anything, Martin was as grave and serious as a
philosopher.
Aunt Dorothy Grumbit had a turnedâup nose,âa very much turnedâup
nose; so much so, indeed, that it presented a front view of the
nostrils! It was an aggravating nose, too for the old ladyâs
spectacles refused to rest on any part of it except the extreme
point. Mrs. Grumbit invariably placed them on the right part
of her nose, and they as invariably slid down the curved slope
until they were brought up by the little hillock at the end. There
they condescended to repose in peace.
Mrs. Grumbit was mild, and gentle, and little, and thin, and
old,âperhaps seventyâfive; but no one knew her age for certain, not
even herself. She wore an oldâfashioned, highâcrowned cap, and a
gown of bedâcurtain chintz, with flowers on it the size of a
saucer. It was a curious gown, and very cheap, for
Mrs. Grumbit was poor. No one knew the extent of her poverty,
any more than they did her age; but she herself knew it, and felt
it deeply,ânever so deeply, perhaps, as when her orphan nephew
Martin grew old enough to be put to school, and she had not
wherewithal to send him. But love is quickâwitted and resolute. A
residence of six years in Germany had taught her to knit stockings
at a rate that cannot be described, neither conceived unless seen.
She knitted two dozen pairs. The vicar took one dozen, the doctor
took the other. The fact soon became known. Shops were not numerous
in the village in those days; and the wares they supplied were only
second rate. Orders came pouring in, Mrs. Grumbitâs knitting
wires clicked, and her little old hands wagged with
incomprehensible rapidity and unflagging regularity,âand Martin
Rattler was sent to school.
While occupied with her knitting, she sat in a highâbacked chair
in a very small deep window, through which the sun streamed nearly
the whole day; and out of which there was the most charming
imaginable view of the gardens and orchards of the villagers, with
a little dancing brook in the midst, and the green fields of the
farmers beyond, studded with sheep and cattle and knolls of
woodland, and bounded in the far distance by the bright blue sea.
It was a lovely scene, such an one as causes the eye to brighten
and the heart to melt as we gaze upon it, and think, perchance, of
its Creator.
Yes, it was a scene worth looking at; but Mrs. Grumbit
never looked at it, for the simple reason that she could not have
seen it if she had. Half way across her own little parlour was the
extent of her natural vision. By the aid of spectacles and a steady
concentrated effort, she could see the fireâplace at the other end
of the room; and the portrait of her deceased husband, who had been
a seaâcaptain; and the white kitten that usually sat on the rug
before the fire. To be sure she saw them very indistinctly. The
picture was a hazy blue patch, which was the captainâs coat; with a
white patch down the middle of it, which was his waistcoat; and a
yellow ball on the top of it, which was his head. It was rather an
indistinct and generalized view, no doubt; but she saw it,
and that was a great comfort.
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CHAPTER II
IN DISGRACE
Fire was the cause of Martinâs getting into disgrace at school
for the first time; and this is how it happened.
"Go and poke the fire, Martin Rattler," said the schoolâmaster,
"and put on a bit of coal, and see that you donât send the sparks
flying about the floor."
Martin sprang with alacrity to obey; for he was standing up with
the class at the time, and was glad of the temporary relaxation. He
stirred the fire with great care, and put on several pieces of coal
very slowly, and rearranged them two or three times; after which he
stirred the fire a little more, and examined it carefully to see
that it was all right; but he did not seem quite satisfied, and was
proceeding to reâadjust the coals when Bob Croaker, one of the big
boys, who was a bullying, illâtempered fellow, and had a spite
against Martin, called out,â
"Please, sir, Rattlerâs playin' at the fire."
"Come back to your place, sir!" cried the master, sternly.
Martin returned in haste, and resumed his position in the class.
As he did so he observed that his foreâfinger was covered with
soot. Immediately a smile of glee overspread his features; and,
while the master was busy with one of the boys, he drew his black
finger gently down the forehead and nose of the boy next to
him.
"What part of the earth was peopled by the descendants of Ham?"
cried the master, pointing to the dux.
"Shem!" shrieked a small boy near the foot of the class.
"Silence!" thundered the master, with a frown that caused the
small boy to quake down to the points of his toes.
"Asia!" answered dux.
"Next?"
"Turkey!"
"Next, next, next? Hallo! John Ward," cried the master, starting
up in anger from his seat, "what do you mean by that, sir?"
"What, sir?" said John Ward, tremulously, while a suppressed
titter ran round the class.
"Your face, sir! Who blacked your face, eh?"
"IâIâdonât know," said the boy, drawing his sleeve across his
face, which had the effect of covering it with sooty streaks.
An uncontrollable shout of laughter burst from the whole school,
which was instantly followed by a silence so awful and profound
that a pin might have been heard to fall.
"Martin Rattler, you did that! I know you did,âI see the marks
on your fingers. Come here, sir! Now tell me; did you do
it?"
Martin Rattler never told falsehoods. His old aunt had laboured
to impress upon him from infancy that to lie was to commit a sin
which is abhorred by God and scorned by man; and her teaching had
not been in vain. The child would have suffered any punishment
rather than have told a deliberate lie. He looked straight in the
masterâs face and said, "Yes, sir, I did it."
"Very well, go to your seat, and remain in school during the
playâhour."
With a heavy heart Martin obeyed; and soon after the school was
dismissed.
"I say, Rattler," whispered Bob Croaker, as he passed, "Iâm
going to teach your white kitten to swim just now. Wonât you come
and see it?"
The malicious laugh with which the boy accompanied this remark
convinced Martin that he intended to put his threat in execution.
For a moment he thought of rushing out after him to protect his pet
kitten; but a glance at the stern brow of the master, as he sat at
his desk reading, restrained him; so, crushing down his feelings of
mingled fear and anger, he endeavoured to while away the time by
watching the boys as they played in the fields before the windows
of the school.
CHAPTER III
THE GREAT FIGHT
"Martin!" said the schoolâmaster, in a severe tone, looking up from the book with which he was engaged, "donât look out at the window, sir; turn your back to it."
"Please, sir, I canât help it," replied the boy, trembling with eagerness as he stared across the fields.
"Turn your back on it, I say!" reiterated the master in a loud tone, at the same time striking the desk violently with his cane.
"Oh, sir, let me out! Thereâs Bob Croaker with my kitten. Heâs going to drown it. I know he is,âhe said he would; and if he does aunty will die, for she loves it next to me; and I must save it, andâand, if you donât let me outâyouâll be a murderer!"
At this concluding burst, Martin sprang forward and stood before his master with clenched fists and a face blazing with excitement. The schoolmasterâs gaze of astonishment gradually gave place to a dark frown strangely mingled with a smile, and, when the boy concluded, he said quietlyâ"You may go."
No second bidding was needed. The door flew open with a bang; and the gravel of the playâground, spurned right and left, dashed against the window panes as Martin flew across it. The paling that fenced it off from the fields beyond was low, but too high for a jump. Never a boy in all the school had crossed that paling at a spring, without laying his hands upon it; but Martin did. We do not mean to say that he did anything superhuman; but he rushed at it like a charge of cavalry, sprang from the ground like a deer, kicked away the top bar, tumbled completely over, landed on his head, and rolled down the slope on the other side as fast as he could have run down,âperhaps faster.
It would have required sharper eyes than yours or mine to have observed how Martin got on his legs again, but he did it in a twinkling, and was half across the field almost before you could wink, and panting on the heels of Bob Croaker. Bob saw him coming and instantly started off at a hard run, followed by the whole school. A few minutes brought them to the banks of the stream, where Bob Croaker halted, and, turning round, held the white kitten up by the nape of the neck.
"O spare it! spare it, Bob!âdonât do itâplease donât, donât do it!" gasped Martin, as he strove in vain to run faster.
"There you go!" shouted Bob, with a coarse laugh, sending the kitten high into the air, whence it fell with a loud splash into the water.
It was a dreadful shock to feline nerves, no doubt, but that white kitten was no ordinary animal. Its little heart beat bravely when it rose to the surface, and, before its young master came up, it had regained the bank. But, alas! what a change! It went into the stream a fat, round, comfortable ball of eiderâdown. It came outâa scraggy blotch of white paint, with its black eyes glaring like two great glass beads! No sooner did it crawl out of the water than Bob Croaker seized it, and whirled it round his head, amid suppressed cries of "Shame!" intending to throw it in again; but at that instant Martin Rattler seized Bob by the collar of his coat with both hands, and, letting himself drop suddenly, dragged the cruel boy to the ground, while the kitten crept humbly away and hid itself in a thick tuft of grass.
A moment sufficed to enable Bob Croaker, who was nearly twice Martinâs weight, to free himself from the grasp of his panting antagonist, whom he threw on his back, and doubled his fist, intending to strike Martin on the face; but a general rush of the boys prevented this.
"Shame, shame, fair play!" cried several; "donât hit him when heâs down!"
"Then let him rise up and come on!" cried Bob, fiercely, as he sprang up and released Martin.
"Ay, thatâs fair. Now then, Martin, remember the kitten!"
"Strike men of your own size!" cried several of the bigger boys, as they interposed to prevent Martin from rushing into the unequal contest.
"So I will," cried Bob Croaker, glaring round with passion. "Come on any of you that likes. I donât care a button for the biggest of you."
No one accepted this challenge, for Bob was the oldest and the strongest boy in the school, although, as is usually the case with bullies, by no means the bravest.
Seeing that no one intended to fight with him, and that a crowd of boys strove to hold Martin Rattler back, while they assured him that he had not the smallest chance in the world, Bob turned towards the kitten, which was quietly and busily employed in licking itself dry, and said, "Now, Martin, you coward, Iâll give it another swim for your impudence."
"Stop, stop!" cried Martin earnestly. "Bob Croaker, I would rather do anything than fight. I would give you everything I have to save my kitten; but if you wonât spare it unless I fight, Iâll do it. If you throw it in before you fight me, youâre the greatest coward that ever walked. Just give me five minutes to breathe and a drink of water, and Iâll fight you as long as I can stand."
Bob looked at his little foe in surprise. "Well, thatâs fair. Iâm your man; but if you donât lick me Iâll drown the kitten, thatâs all." Having said this, he quietly divested himself of his jacket and neckcloth, while several boys assisted Martin to do the same, and brought him a draught of water in the crown of one of their caps. In five minutes all was ready, and the two boys stood face to face and foot to foot, with their fists doubled and revolving, and a ring of boys around them.
Just at this moment the kitten, having found the process of licking itself dry more fatiguing than it had expected, gave vent to a faint mew of distress. It was all that was wanting to set Martinâs indignant heart into a blaze of inexpressible fury. Bob Croakerâs visage instantly received a shower of sharp, stinging blows, that had the double effect of taking that youth by surprise and throwing him down upon the green sward. But Martin could not hope to do this a second time. Bob now knew the vigour of his assailant, and braced himself warily to the combat, commencing operations by giving Martin a tremendous blow on the point of his nose, and another on the chest. These had the effect of tempering Martinâs rage with a salutary degree of caution, and of eliciting from the spectators sundry cries of warning on the one hand, and admiration on the other, while the young champions revolved warily round each other, and panted vehemently.
The battle that was fought that day was one of a thousand. It created as great a sensation in the village school as did the battle of Waterloo in England. It was a notable fight; such as had not taken place within the memory of the oldest boy in the village, and from which, in after years, events of juvenile history were dated,âespecially pugilistic events, of which, when a good one came off, it used to be said that "such a battle had not taken place since the year of the Great Fight" Bob Croaker was a noted fighter. Martin Rattler was, up to this date, an untried hero. Although fond of rough play and boisterous mischief, he had an unconquerable aversion to earnest fighting, and very rarely indeed returned home with a black eye,âmuch to the satisfaction of Aunt Dorothy Grumbit, who objected to all fighting from principle, and frequently asserted, in gentle tones, that there should be no soldiers or sailors (fighting sailors, she meant) at all, but that people ought all to settle everything the best way they could without fighting, and live peaceably with one another, as the Bible told them to do. They would be far happier and better off, she was sure of that; and if everybody was of her way of thinking, there would be neither swords, nor guns, nor pistols, nor squibs, nor anything else at all! Dear old lady. It would indeed be a blessing if her principles could be carried out in this warring and jarring world. But as this is rather difficult, what we ought to be careful about is, that we never fight except in a good cause and with a clear conscience.
It was well for Martin Rattler, on that great day, that the formation of the ground favoured him. The spot on which the fight took place was uneven, and covered with little hillocks and hollows, over which Bob Croaker stumbled, and into which he fell,âbeing a clumsy boy on his legs,âand did himself considerable damage; while Martin, who was firmly knit and active as a kitten, scarcely ever fell, or, if he did, sprang up again like an Indiaârubber ball. Fairâplay was embedded deep in the centre of Martinâs heart, so that he scorned to hit his adversary when he was down or in the act of rising; but the thought of the fate that awaited the white kitten if he were conquered, acted like lightning in his veins, and scarcely had Bob time to double his fists after a fall, when he was knocked back again into the hollow out of which he had risen. There were no rounds in this fight,âno pausing to recover breath. Martinâs anger rose with every blow, whether given or received; and although he was knocked down f...