The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo
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The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo

  1. 327 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo

About this book

#1 New York Times Bestseller

The Emmy Award–winning comedian, actress, writer, and star of Inside Amy Schumer, Hulu’s Life & Beth, and the acclaimed film Trainwreck has taken the entertainment world by storm with her winning blend of smart, satirical humor. Now, Amy Schumer has written a refreshingly candid and uproariously funny collection of (extremely) personal and observational essays.

“Amy Schumer’s book will make you love her even more. For a comedian of unbridled (and generally hilarious) causticity, Schumer has written a probing, confessional, unguarded, and, yes, majorly humanizing non-memoir, a book that trades less on sarcasm, and more on emotional resonance.” —Vogue

“The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo is an alternatingly meditative, sexually explicit, side-splittingly hilarious, heart-wrenching, disturbing, passionately political, and always staggeringly authentic ride through the highs and lows of the comedic powerhouse’s life to date.” —Harper's Bazaar

“This is your happy hour with Amy Schumer...It’s Bossypants meets Trainwreck meets your long weekend.” —theSkimm

“Amy’s got your back. She’s in your corner. She’s an honesty bomb. And she’s coming for you.” —Tilda Swinton, actress and Trainwreck costar


In The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, Amy mines her past for stories about her teenage years, her family, relationships, and sex and shares the experiences that have shaped who she is—a woman with the courage to bare her soul to stand up for what she believes in, all while making us laugh.

Ranging from the raucous to the romantic, the heartfelt to the harrowing, this highly entertaining and universally appealing collection is the literary equivalent of a night out with your best friend—an unforgettable and fun adventure that you wish could last forever. Whether she’s experiencing lust-at-first-sight while in the airport security line, sharing her own views on love and marriage, admitting to being an introvert, or discovering her cross-fit instructor’s secret bad habit, Amy Schumer proves to be a bighearted, brave, and thoughtful storyteller that will leave you nodding your head in recognition, laughing out loud, and sobbing uncontrollably—but only because it’s over.

Information

Publisher
Gallery Books
Year
2016
Print ISBN
9781501139895
eBook ISBN
9781501139901

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. A Note to My Readers
  4. An Open Letter to My Vagina
  5. My Only One-Night Stand
  6. I Am an Introvert
  7. On Being New Money
  8. An Introduction to My Stuffed Animals
  9. Dad
  10. Excerpt from My Journal in 1994 (Age Thirteen) with Footnotes from 2016
  11. Officially a Woman
  12. Camp Anchor
  13. How I Lost My Virginity
  14. Things You Don’t Know About Me
  15. Can’t Knock the Hustle
  16. Excerpt from My Journal in 1999 (Age Eighteen) with Footnotes from 2016
  17. Faked It ’til I Maked It
  18. Excerpt from My Journal in 2001 (Age Twenty) with Footnotes from 2016
  19. Beautiful and Strong
  20. Excerpt from My Journal in 2003 (Age Twenty-Two) with Footnotes from 2016
  21. How to Become a Stand-up Comedian
  22. Times It’s Okay for a Man to Not Make a Woman Come During Sex
  23. The Worst Night of My Life
  24. Things That Make Me Insanely Furious
  25. Athletes and Musicians
  26. Letter to the Editor
  27. Secret Bad Habits
  28. Mom
  29. NYC Apartments
  30. Blackouts and Stem Cells
  31. An Exciting Time for Women in Hollywood
  32. Mayci and Jillian
  33. Things That Make Me Happy
  34. The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow
  35. What I Want People to Say at My Funeral
  36. Rider for the Funeral of Amy Schumer
  37. Forgiving My Lower Back Tattoo
  38. Photographs
  39. Acknowledgments
  40. Ending Gun Violence
  41. About Amy Schumer
  42. Copyright

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