Highway to Hell

Max Brallier

• Publisher: Gallery Books
• Year: 2016
• Print ISBN: 9781476765679
• eBook ISBN: 9781476770376
• Topic: Literature
• Subtopic: Science Fiction
• Index: Literature

The sequel to the "pick-your-own-path" adventure Can You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse? —the Jacksonville Florida-Times Union hailed, "may just be the best thing to happen to literary zombies since Max Brooks." You've probably read your fair share of zombie stories. But this time it's different. In a horrific and hilarious cross-country road trip (or rather, suicide mission), you must overcome obstacles of every kind to save zombified America from utter collapse.The book begins with you inside your prison cell, waiting to be released. Your name is Jimmy el Camino, and you're a badass—in fact, you're a supreme badass. Rambo with style. Snake Plissken with a failing liver. You've killed more men than cancer. But more men than the zombie apocalypse? That's questionable…Your mission? Drive your heavily armed 1967 el Camino from New York City to San Francisco. Along the way, you'll encounter Mr. Death's Undead Circus and Animal Show; you'll battle zombies gladiator-style; you'll be forced to help a band of lunatics defending the Alamo. And every step of the way, an army of drivers in armored vehicles is hot on your tail—because there is one man, the mayor of New York, who will stop at nothing to keep this apocalypse of the undead alive.

Table of contents

• Cover
• Dedication
• Epigraph
• The Fun Begins . . .
• Gettysburg
• Death From Above
• Dead Meet
• Bullet in the Gut, Trouble in the Brain
• The Circus is in Town
• Hollywood For Ugly People
• Stepping Into the Ring
• Good-Bye, Igor
• Wine Country
• Welcome to Louisiana
• Wheelman
• Chicago Typewriter
• The Hell Outta Dodge
• Go to Church
• Got Some Bad News
• Down Below
• Southern Comfort
• Ride It Out
• City Of Angels
• Off to the Races
• The Waiting is the Hardest Part
• Death in a Can
• Meat the Cleavers
• The Healing Dream
• Waxing Poetic
• Tanner Says Hello
• In the Presence Of the General
• Got Yourself a Deal
• Good-Bye, Billy
• Flinch
• An Error in Judgment
• Tusk
• Into the Pit!
• Hail to the Rat King
• Give It Hell!
• Rolling On
• And Your Journey Begins
• Bad News, Eigle
• Can’t Stay, Won’t Stay
• Ring
• Tread Marks
• All For Nothing
• Leaving the Field
• Enough
• Force Choke
• And That’s the Game!
• Sickle Monster
• Decisions, Decisions
• Elephant Ride
• Clothesline From Hell
• Wookies Are Known to Do That
• Good-Bye, Billy
• Cut the Chatter
• Spinning Your Wheels
• High On the Hog
• At the Wheel
• Snap!
• Good Samaritan
• Celebratory Boozing
• The Girl Goes
• Getaway
• Welcome to Tombstone
• Help. Please.
• And . . . Go!
• West Wing
• Quick Draw
• Waking the Dead
• Here’s the Deal . . .
• Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler!
• Back For the Boy
• Cool Beans
• A Nosy Fella
• Full Capacity
• Storming Mount Rushmore
• A Visit to Fred And Martha’s Farm
• A New Dawn
• Enhanced Interrogation
• Go On, Git!
• Escape From New York
• At the Hip
• Belting Away
• Thanks, But No Thanks
• Kill ’em All
• Tip Of the Spear
• Lambeau Leap
• And Now . . .?
• The Georgia Guidestones
• Life’s Just Grand
• Meat Shield
• Leave ’em Hanging
• A Gift From Santa . . .
• Gore
• The Show Goes On
• Madness
• Long Night in Georgia
• You Chose . . . Poorly
• A Visit to Mount Rushmore
• No Stones
• The Kids Are All Right
• Drag Race
• Dethroned
• Acting Presidential
• The Battle Of the Golden Gate
• Dinner Guest
• On the Road Again
• Pretty Tied Up
• On Your Own, Into the Storm
• Biding Your Time
• Klan Attack
• The Dream is Dead
• Coming For the King
• Reversing Course
• She’s All Yours
• Hoofing It
• Iris At the Wheel
• Anyone Home?
• Float On
• Blown All to Hell
• On the Reservation
• Jimmy & Iris
• The Price
• Until We Meet Again
• That Sinking Feeling
• Misfire
• Getting Close Now
• Back to It
• Delivering Iris . . .
• Acknowledgments—and a Few Thoughts . . .
• About Max Brallier
• Copyright