Stay-at-Work Mom
eBook - ePub

Stay-at-Work Mom

Marriage, Kids, and Other Disasters

  1. 320 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Stay-at-Work Mom

Marriage, Kids, and Other Disasters

About this book

“The parenting genre is never going to be the same” (Jancee Dunn, author of How Not to Hate Your Husband After Kids) after this candid and hilarious collection of essays on motherhood from the award-winning television comedy writer and producer of 2 Broke Girls and The King of Queens, who swears she loves her kids—when she’s not hiding from them.

Some women feel that motherhood is a calling and their purpose on earth. They somehow manage to make pregnancy look effortless, bring out the beauty in a screaming child, and keep the back seat of their cars as spotless as their kitchens.

And then there are women like Liz Astrof—who originally had children because “everyone else was.”

In this blunt and side-splittingly funny book of essays (previously published as Don’t Wait Up), Liz Astrof embraces the realities of motherhood (and womanhood) that no one ever talks about: like needing to hide from your kids in your closet, your car, or a yoga class on the other side of town, letting them eat candy for dinner because you just can’t deal, to the sheer terror of failing them or at the very least losing them in a mall. And sometimes, many times, wondering if the whole parenting thing wasn’t for you.

Perfect for fans of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened and I Heart My Little A-Holes, Stay-At-Work Mom is a soul-baring and honest look at parenting and relationships for moms who realize that motherhood doesn’t have to be your entire life—just an amazing part of it.

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Information

Publisher
Gallery Books
Year
2019
eBook ISBN
9781982106973
Print ISBN
9781982106966

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Introduction: The Stay-at-Work Mom
  4. Guilt Trip
  5. Rules of Estrangement
  6. No More Monsters
  7. The Stain
  8. The Year of the Turtle
  9. Happy New Year
  10. Out of the Basement, Into the Fire
  11. The Kids in the Orange Shirts
  12. Little Royalty
  13. The Typhoid Mary of Playa Blanca
  14. Water Is for Writers
  15. It’s Not Brain Surgery
  16. Are You There, God . . . ? It’s Me, Jeff’s Sister
  17. Tim Allen Tried to Kill Me
  18. The Love Bracelet
  19. I’ve Got This
  20. Epilogue: One Flying Leap
  21. Screwed
  22. Acknowledgments
  23. About the Author
  24. Copyright

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