George W. Bushisms V
eBook - ePub

George W. Bushisms V

New Ways to Harm Our Country

  1. 12 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
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eBook - ePub

George W. Bushisms V

New Ways to Harm Our Country

About this book

"I can only speak to myself."
True -- and yet we must listen. Sometimes his accidental wit speaks louder than any prepared statement.
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
"I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed by the atmosphere. And they say, 'Man, you're looking pretty.'"
"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."
Thanks to the faithful work of Jacob Weisberg, the wisdom of George W. Bush -- America's Malapropist in Chief -- has been carefully preserved for the ages in annual editions. Now that the president is armed with a new (and unprecedented!) popular electoral victory, America can breathe a sigh of relief -- or, as the president once put it, we can "thank our blessings." The language experiments will continue. Stand-up comedians will enjoy full employment.
With George W. Bushisms V, the second term truly begins.

Information

Publisher
Gallery Books
Year
2006
eBook ISBN
9780743291163
Print ISBN
9780743276894

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Colophon
  3. Title Page
  4. Copyright
  5. Foreword
  6. Introduction
  7. Loving Husband
  8. Loving Doctor
  9. Black Hats
  10. Overkill
  11. Harmless
  12. Harmful
  13. Definition
  14. Civics
  15. Blessings
  16. Moo
  17. A New Page
  18. Not It
  19. Draft I
  20. Draft II
  21. The Ultimate Sacrifice
  22. Lost
  23. Arms and the Men
  24. Extending a Hand
  25. Unsanctioned
  26. Sanctioned
  27. Get Me Write
  28. Get Me Rewrite
  29. Yesterday
  30. Stock Tip
  31. Run
  32. A Piece of the Action
  33. Intelligence
  34. Hope
  35. Justice
  36. Facts
  37. Optimism
  38. Optimism II
  39. Another Country
  40. Isolationism
  41. Dark Future
  42. Just Say No
  43. I Meant What I Meant
  44. I Meant What That Meant
  45. Promises, Promises
  46. Incalculable I
  47. Incalculable II
  48. Growth
  49. Fix This
  50. Working
  51. Expiration
  52. Mr. Mom
  53. Transgendered
  54. Transgendered II
  55. Hugs
  56. Kisses
  57. Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall
  58. On the Media
  59. On the Media II
  60. That Little Voice
  61. Teachings
  62. Teachings II
  63. Teachings III
  64. Funding
  65. Evolution
  66. Systemic Problem
  67. Voice of God
  68. Voice of God II
  69. Say It Again
  70. Monologue
  71. Cheneyisms
  72. Electricity
  73. Gas
  74. Nuclear
  75. Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
  76. Healthy
  77. Priorities
  78. The White House Proposes
  79. Big Time
  80. The Popeye Plank
  81. Rummyisms
  82. Channeling Cheney
  83. The Army You Have
  84. Iron Law
  85. Pre-Knowing
  86. Not Knowing
  87. On Truth
  88. The Growing Threat
  89. Digger
  90. He Said, He Said
  91. Freedom
  92. What Happens
  93. Box
  94. Flying Machine
  95. Military Intelligence
  96. Jaded
  97. Being
  98. Nothingness
  99. About the Author

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