Heaven can wait.
In the meantime...why not go to Hell?
Every once in a while a little book comes along that sheds light on our desire for intimacy, our determination to grow spiritually, and our collective yearning to define the boundaries of the soul.
The Five People You Meet in Hell is not that little book.
A sensitive everyman, Edgy works a meaning-less job at a seaside tourist trap. When a freak accident sends him to "the other side," he encounters a series of strangers compelled to explain the meaning of life. Running the gamut from annoying and incoherent to irritating and hard to follow, these individuals all share a basic desire with virtually every other soul in the universe: to make quick money from a made-for-television movie.
The Five People You Meet in Hell is as illuminating as a short-circuited night light and contains all the insight of a chocolate-dipped fortune cookie (with none of the fat). If you've ever died, expect to die, know someone who has died, raise alpacas, collect Hummel figurines, breathe air, or enjoy line dancing, you must buy this book. You will never think about thirteen bucks the same way again.
If you experience erections lasting more than four hours, please consult your physician.
- 144 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
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About this book
Table of contents
- Cover
- Title Page
- Copyright
- Dedication
- pier pressure
- not dead yet
- love's in fashion
- the fly in the ointment
- the end is rear
- today is arbor day
- somewhere in a handbasket
- thursday with harry
- if you lived in highwater, you'd be home by now
- A Special Message From Author Rich Pablum
- is it hot in here, or is it hell?
- “sin”-ema
- dying for a drink
- for a dead guy, you don't look half bad
- saturday with lori
- i'll show you how to connect, bub
- sundae with cherry
- what happens in hell stays in hell
- wednesday's with happy
- thursdays with larry
- about a blowhard
- Another Special Message From Author Rich Pablum
- development hell
- hell of an ending
- About the Author
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