
- 288 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
Has Anyone Seen My Pants?
About this book
New York Times bestselling author of Life as I Blow It Sarah Colonna is back with a hilarious, honest look at life in her late thirties—in all its messy, pants-missing glory. How does a gal with a successful career, great friends, and a razor-sharp wit find herself wandering pants-less through the hallways of a casino hotel in Iowa on New Year's Eve?Ask Sarah Colonna. Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling-gone-wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah's signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart—not to mention your pants.
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Table of contents
- Cover
- Dedication
- Epigraph
- Prologue
- Recycle, Reduce, Reuse
- Table for ¿Uno?
- What Ails Me?
- Called Up to the Majors
- Weekend Get-Away from Me
- It Ain’t Over till the Cat Lady Sings
- The No-Sunshine State
- Maui-Owie
- Blind-Drunk Date
- Parental Misguidance
- Two Hundred Cigarettes
- Reverse Catfishing
- New Year’s . . . in Iowa
- Table for Dos
- Sleeping Single Again
- Acknowledgments
- About the Author
- Copyright