TABLE BY THE WINDOW
Characters
in order of speaking
MABEL
LADY MATHESON
MRS. RAILTON-BELL
MISS MEACHAM
DOREEN
MR. FOWLER
MRS. SHANKLAND
MISS COOPER
MR. MALCOLM
CHARLES STRATTON
JEAN TANNER
Time: Winter.
Scene One: Dining-Room. Dinner.
Scene Two: Lounge. After Dinner.
Scene Three: Dining-Room. Breakfast.
Scene One
Scene: the dining-room of the Beauregard Private Hotel, near Bournemouth. It is small, rather bare and quite unpretentious. A door at back leads into the lounge, a swing door upstage right into the kitchen, and another downstage right into the hall and the rest of the hotel. Windows, left, are curtained at the moment, for it is a winter evening, about seven oāclock, and the guests are at dinner.
Each sits at a small separate table, except for a young couple, CHARLES STRATTON and JEAN TANNER, who, as mere transients, occupy a table together in a corner of the room, not garnished, as are the other tables, with the bottles of medicine and favourite pickles and other idiosyncratic personal accessories of the permanent residents. Surprisingly, for they are an attractive-looking pair, CHARLES and JEAN are paying no attention to each other at all, and each is avidly reading a book propped up on the flower vase between them.
Prominently placed, and indeed a rather prominent-looking person altogether, is MRS. RAILTON-BELL. All the ladies (except JEAN who wears slacks) always change āinto somethingā for dinner, but MRS. RAILTON-BELL always changes into something much grander than the others. All the ladies (except JEAN) wear fur stoles, but MRS. RAILTON-BELL wears silver foxes. All the ladies (except JEAN) wear some small items of jewellery, but MRS. RAILTON-BELLās are far less small than the others.
MISS MEACHAM sits near her, reading (very close to her unspectacled eyes) a copy of āRacing Up To Dateā. Although much the same age as MRS. RAILTON-BELL (about sixty-five) she is dressed in a far more sprightly fashion, but has not succeeded in looking any younger.
LADY MATHESON, a Civil Servantās widow, living on an annuity and therefore the poorest of all the residents, sits close by, a grey-faced, mousy, impeccably dressed woman, rather younger than the other two. MR. FOWLER, ex-public-school master, quiet and impassive-looking, sits further away.
The table by the window is unoccupied ā as is another towards the centre of the room and close to MRS. RAILTON-BELL.
Two waitresses, one middle-aged (MABEL) the other young (DOREEN), serve the various tables. MABEL is taciturn, gloomy and dependable. DOREEN is flighty, talkative and undependable. At the moment only MABEL is visible. She is serving LADY MATHESON.
MABEL. Were you medaillon or goulash?
LADY MATHESON (correctly accenting). Medaillon.
MABEL. Sorry. I thought you were goulash.
She stumps with the unwanted goulash to the kitchen door.
LADY MATHESON. It was probably my fault.
MABEL (gloomily). I dare say.
She passes on to MISS MEACHAM.
Now, you were goulash, werenāt you, Miss Meacham?
MISS MEACHAM (deep in her book). What? Oh yes, Mabel. Thank you.
MABEL (serving her). And what to follow ā the mousse angelic, or the turnover?
MISS MEACHAM. Which do you think?
MABEL. Turnover.
MISS MEACHAM. Turnover, then.
MRS. RAILTON-BELL. I think cookās acquiring a little lighter touch with her pastry, donāt you think?
MISS MEACHAM. Not judging by the tarts we had at tea yesterday. Cannon-balls.
MRS. RAILTON-BELL. Did you think so? I quite liked them. I much preferred them to those pink cakes on Tuesday.
MISS MEACHAM. I didnāt mind the pink cakes. The tarts gave me the collywobbles. I had the most terrible dreams.
MRS. RAILTON-BELL (with a faint smile). I thought you were always having dreams.
MISS MEACHAM. Oh, these werenāt my proper dreams. Not the ones I make myself dream. These were just horrible, pointless nightmares. Cosh boys and things. (After a slight pause.) I talked to Louis XV on Thursday night.
MRS. RAILTON-BELL (plainly humouring her). Did you indeed, dear?
MISS MEACHAM. The goulashās rather good. I think you made a mistake.
She goes back to her book. There is a silence for a few moments while MISS MEACHAM peruses her āRacing Up To Dateā with myopic concentration.
MRS. RAILTON-BELL. Think youāve found a winner for tomorrow, Miss Meacham?
MISS MEACHAM. Well, according to this form book, Marston Lad is worth a bob or two each way.
MRS. RAILTON-BELL. I never bet nowadays. (After a meditative pause.) When my husband was alive he used sometimes to put as much as five pounds on a horse for me.
MISS MEACHAM (looking up). I used to bet in ponies when my father was alive, and I had an allowance.
She goes back to her āRacing Up To Dateā.
MRS. RAILTON-BELL (suddenly irritable). Why donāt you get spectacles?
MISS MEACHAM lowers her book.
MISS MEACHAM. Because I donāt need them.
She goes back to her book again. DOREEN, the other waitress, has come in and is now hovering over MR. FOWLER.
DOREEN. Sorry, Mr. Fowler, the goulashās off.
MR. FOWLER looks up abstractedly.
MR. FOWLER. What? Oh. What about the cold pie?
DOREEN. I shouldnāt have that, if I were you. I saw what went into it. If I were you Iād have the tongue ā
MR. FOWLER. All right. Whatever you say.
DOREEN disappears into the kitchen.
MRS. RAILTON-BELL (to LADY MATHESON, meaningly). She wonāt last.
LADY MATHESON. Iām afraid not.
MRS. RAILTON-BELL. Still, itās disgraceful that the goulashās off, and two people not even in yet.
LADY MATHESON. I know.
MRS. RAILTON-BELL. Of course Mr. Malcolmās never on time, (She indicates the table by the window.) and really deserves it. (In another confidential whisper.) Anyway, after those long sessions at the Feathers I often wonder if he ever really knows what heās eating. But the new lady (She indicates the other unoccupied table.) ā I mean, my dear, what will she think?
LADY MATHESON. I saw her arrive.
MRS. RAILTON-BELL. Did you?
LADY MATHESON. Did you?
MRS. RAILTON-BELL (slightly annoyed). I was in the lounge, but I didnāt ā excuse me ā think it quite the thing to peer out of the window at her ā
LADY MATHESON (firmly). I happened to be in the hall.
MISS MEACHAM. I met her on the stairs.
MRS. RAILTON-BELL. Really, dear?
MISS MEACHAM (still absorbed in her book). Sheās called Mrs. Shankland. She comes from London, she arrived by train, she has four suitcases and a hatbox and sheās staying two weeks.
MRS. RAILTON-BELL (unwillingly impressed). Four suitcases?
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