ONE: FRIDAY, SATURDAY, SUNDAY
Friday
1. City Centre.
Night. AMIR leads prayers in the City Park.
2. Clock Tower.
Itās chilly. Itās late. KASH in a suit and tie, smoking. NATALIE in work wear.
KASH. If I had a megaphone Iād shout at them ātil their ears bled. Shout at them ātil they pack up and go. Iād just abseil down with it and ā
NATALIE. You canāt abseil, you.
KASH. How do you know?
NATALIE. Well can you?
KASH. Look at it.
NATALIE. Theyāre tiny from up here.
KASH. It gets bigger every day.
NATALIE. Theyāre brave. Women like that, out all weather.
KASH. Theyāre using the car park as a toilet.
NATALIE. Theyāre not.
KASH. Theyāre showing me up.
NATALIE. Give us a go on that.
KASH. If you want one, have one.
NATALIE. I donāt want one, I want a go on yours.
KASH. Canāt you / just ā
NATALIE. Iām doing you a favour.
She takes a drag.
Menthol?
KASH. Yeah. What?
NATALIE. What do you mean what, / like itās natural?
KASH. What were you doing?
NATALIE. Like itās alright. Like you work in fashion.
KASH. You looked like you were praying. When I came back up.
NATALIE. I dropped something.
KASH. So you knelt down and prayed for it?
NATALIE. Go on then.
KASH. What?
NATALIE. Give us a cig then.
KASH. No.
NATALIE. Donāt be an idiot.
KASH. What did you drop?
NATALIE. What does it matter?
KASH. Why wonāt you tell me?
NATALIE. I just dropped something.
KASH. What?
NATALIE. A ā coin.
KASH. A coin?
NATALIE. Why you being like / this?
KASH. Fifty pee? Twenty pee? / What?
NATALIE. I donāt know!
KASH. How do you not know if you picked it up? You sort of scrambled up / when you heard me coming up the ladder.
NATALIE. No I didnāt.
KASH. And then you pretended ā badly ā that you were picking something up.
NATALIE. What if I was praying?
KASH. So you were?
NATALIE. What does it matter?
KASH. ?
NATALIE. Yes! Okay, fine. Yes. I was watching them doing it down there. And ā .
KASH. You decided youād join in?
NATALIE. Yes.
KASH. ā¦
NATALIE. What?
KASH. No. Nothing.
NATALIE. No come on / what?
KASH. Well itās a bit ā.
NATALIE. ?
KASH. Why you acting like Iām the one being weird here? Youāre the one denying something you were obviously doing.
NATALIE. Iām not denying it.
KASH. Yeah but ā
NATALIE. But what?
KASH. Okay.
NATALIE. What?
KASH. No. Nothing.
Pause.
NATALIE. Itās beautiful from up here. All of them standing with candles like that. The tents all lit up from inside. Like paper lanterns.
KASH is unimpressed.
What?
KASH. Theyāre sitting ducks. Camped out in their jilbabs and hijabs like that. All it takes is some far-right farmer with a grudge and a shotgun / and ā
NATALIE. You sound like the papers.
KASH. I expected some protests, after the General Election, after what the Tories said to win it. I knew theyād get some stick coming up here for conference but never this.
NATALIE. ā¦
KASH. What?
NATALIE. You. Mr Westminster.
KASH. Hardly.
NATALIE. Getting your wig on.
KASH. āGetting my wig onā?
NATALIE. Itās a saying.
KASH. No it / isnāt.
NATALIE. Youāre half talking to me and half doing your conference / speech.
KASH. Iām not.
NATALIE. I can see it in your / eyes.
KASH. Itās a massive opportunity.
NATALIE. They only asked you cos the other guy wouldnāt do it!
KASH. Couldnāt do it. This is my chance to get some profile, some momentum to stand for Bradford West.
NATALIE. So why you so wound up / about it?
KASH. Iām not!
NATALIE. ?
KASH. I told them this shouldnāt happen. It makes me look like an idiot.
NATALIE. How were you supposed to know?
KASH. Iām supposed to know everything, arenāt I? All the brown thoughts. Fifteen years Iāve been a councillor. The city finally gets some attention and then this happens. And the worst bit is Iām going to have to stand up for that lot when I just wish theyād go home.
NATALIE. ?
KASH. What?
NATALIE. Nothing. You.
Beat.
KASH. Were you really praying?
NATALIE. Yeah.
KASH. Why?
NATALIE. ā¦
KASH. Nat ā
NATALIE. Iāve got a surprise for you.
KASH. Have you got it with you?
NATALIE. Itās a surprise. Iām not going to tell you.
KASH. Is it what I think it is?
NATALIE. ā¦
Sheās tender with him.
No.
3. Tent.
Night. RUKHSANA in jilbab, QADIRA, frustrated.
QADIRA. Could you not have got a better tent?
RUKHSANA. Better how?
QADIRA. Better than a childrenās one covered in pictures of Barney the purple dinosaur.
RUKHSANA. Itās our Aish...