ACT ONE
Scene One
London: a chill and gloomy autumn afternoon. At one side of the stage, GABRIEL JOHN UTTERSON appears; at the other, his cousin RICHARD ENFIELD. UTTERSON is a lawyer in late middle-age, ENFIELD the man of fashion is younger.
ENFIELD. Mr Utterson the lawyer was a man of rugged countenance, that was never lighted by a smile; Cold, scanty and embarrassed in discourse; backward in sentiment; lean, long, dusty, dreary . . . and yet somehow lovable.
UTTERSON. had not crossed the doors of one for twenty years.
ENFIELD. His friends were those of his own blood or those whom he had known the longest; his affections,
UTTERSON. like ivy,
ENFIELD. were the growth of time, they implied no aptness in the object.
UTTERSON. Hence, no doubt, the bond that united him to Mr Richard Enfield, his distant kinsman, the well-known man about town.
ENFIELD. It was a nut to crack for many, what these two could see in each other or what subject they could find in common. It was reported by those who encountered them on their Sunday walks, that they said nothing, looked singularly dull, and hailed with obvious relief the appearance of a friend. But for all that, the two men put the greatest store by these excursions, and not only set aside occasions of pleasure,
UTTERSON. but even resisted the calls of business,
ENFIELD/UTTERSON. that they might enjoy them uninterrupted.
UTTERSON. It chanced on one of these rambles that their way led them down a dingy by-street in a quiet quarter of London.
ENFIELD. Where the line of frontages was broken by a block of building with a blistered door –
UTTERSON. – bearing in every feature the marks of prolonged and sordid negligence.
ENFIELD. Did you ever remark that door?
UTTERSON. Mr Enfield said.
ENFIELD. It is connected in my mind with a very strange occurrence.
UTTERSON. And what was that? Mr Utterson replied.
ENFIELD. Well, it was this way. It must have been a week or so ago, I was coming home from some place at the end of the world, past twelve on a foggy night, and the streets all empty as a church. Until that is, I was overtaken by a young man of – well, a rather raffish, even primitive appearance, brandishing a cane, who was stomping at a breakneck speed towards the corner, where a wretched waif of ten or twelve or so was standing, selling sorry trifles from a tray.
UTTERSON. I’m sorry, you said ‘young’?
ENFIELD. Yes, no more than twenty-two or three. And then –
UTTERSON. And with a cane?
ENFIELD. Yes, certainly, with a silver top. And then –
UTTERSON. And you said, this corner, and this door?
ENFIELD. I did. Why do you ask?
UTTERSON. For Mr Utterson the lawyer knew that door, and where it led, and those who dwelt beyond it . . .
ENFIELD. And thus was able to connect his cousin’s story with a malignant chain of circumstance which had begun some months before,
UTTERSON. Of which he was by then but at the doorway of suspicion.
THE WAIF. Lights! Box of lights! Fine cotton thread! Best lampblack!
SECOND MAN. What’s this? What’s going on?
THE WAIF. Oh, Uncle Henry.
SECOND MAN. What on earth –
SMALL MAN. Oh, rats.
WOMAN. Charles.
SMALL MAN. Well, it’s all spoilt.
Scene Two
Now we pick up the situation: we are in the drawing room of a country house, towards the end of a late summer afternoon. A central alcove has been turned into a little theatrical booth, hung with curtains. To the side, partly concealed by the arch of the alcove, a maid stands on a chair with an oil-lamp, masked to throw light on the WAIF, whose real name is LUCY. Her 13-year-old brother CHARLES played the SMALL MAN – in cloak, top hat and false moustache, all of them too big for him; the now descending maid is 16-year-old ANNIE; and the rehearsal was being watched by CHARLES’s mother KATHERINE, who is in her early middle age. The curtains that CHARLES has pulled back expose french windows; we see that the room is untidy, full of toys, and contains a piano, a portrait photograph of two children – CHARLES and LUCY – and a ...