THE CUSTOM OF THE COUNTRY
in order of appearance
ROGER DU BOYS, a gentleman of leisure
PAUL DU BOYS, his brother, a missionary
TENDAI, Paulās fiancĆ©e
COUNT ANTONIO DE ROSARIO, a feudal lord
LAZARUS, a scholar
ELIAS, a butler-boy
DAISY, an entrepreneuse
WILLEM, a boy of twenty
DR. JAMESON, a British agent
HENRIETTA VAN ES, Willemās mother, owner of the Nooitgedacht Goldmine
DR. BRINK, her brother, a lawyer
A WAITER
JUSTIN, butler-boy to Mevrouw van Es
The play is set in 1890, in the Zambesi Valley and in the town of Johannesburg in the Transvaal Republic.
Africa 1890. The Zambesi Valley. Late afternoon.
ROGER is sitting waiting. He is thirty, handsome, fleshy, sunburnt and at present battered and footsore from travel. He has a small, battered hold-all. Itās hot.
PAUL calls from out of sight:
PAUL. Roger!
ROGER. Paul!
PAUL comes running on. Heās a missionary: twenty-five, lean, fit.
My dear fellow! How are you?
They embrace, then shake hands.
Iāve been walking bloody weeks. You look well! Fit eh? Surprised to see me? Eh?
PAUL. Iām shattered. Whyāre you here?
ROGER. Why dāyou think?
PAUL. I donāt know.
ROGER. We were worried about you!
PAUL. Iām fine!
ROGER. Good, good.
Pause.
Motherās bearing up.
PAUL. Is there something wrong with her?
ROGER. Well, you know, the leg. I brought any amount of presents from her and letters from various relations but they got lost with the baggage. Well, thereās this.
He looks in his hold-all and finds a blue scarf which is wrapped around a whisky bottle.
PAUL. I donāt want it.
ROGER. You havenāt seen it.
PAUL. I donāt want it whatever it is.
ROGER. Itās a scarf. Nanny knitted it. Iāve been using it to guard the breakables. Go on.
PAUL. All right. Thanks.
He takes it, stuffs it in a pocket.
ROGER. Drink?
PAUL shakes his head. ROGER drinks.
PAUL. They told me another white man had arrived. I was coming to tell him to clear off. I wasnāt expecting you. Youāve put me off my stroke. What happened to your luggage?
ROGER. Porter trouble. Splendid bunch until this morning, then I woke up to find theyād buggered off with everything they could carry.
PAUL. Theyāre frightened of this place. I love it. Iāve been incredibly lucky. I run my own mission now. I had two hundred converts when I started, but theyāve drifted off, except for one. Thereās somebody you must meet. Iāve fallen in love. Listen.
They do. Drums are beating in the distance.
Drums. Our weddingās tomorrow. The ceremony of course will be an ordinary Congregational one, but the receptionās for all the village. Thereāll be singing. Beer. Dancing-girls.
ROGER. Splendid!
PAUL. No, thereās a problem. In this country, when a young woman marries, the chief has the right to sleep with her on the wedding night.
ROGER. Well Iām damned!
PAUL. Sometimes I think I donāt mind. It isnāt her fault. It isnāt mine. Then suddenly my stomach heaves, or I start to cry. What should I do?
ROGER. Easy. Skip the wedding and carry on as was, then youāll still get the fun and itāll be none of his business.
PAUL. Thereās no āas wasā about it. I love and respect her. If you touch the women round here Iāll chuck you out.
ROGER. Donāt you trust me?
PAUL. I know you!
He sees someone.
Here she is.
TENDAI comes on in a white, homemade mission dress. She bobs and claps to PAUL. She is eighteen: slight, beautiful, self-possessed, never surprised.
Tendai, this is my brother Roger. Heās come all the way from England.
TENDAI bobs and claps.
ROGER. Charming!
TENDAI. Brother, now you are here you must be putting a fire under my husband. Why is he not stopping our custom? Why is he not thinking of a trick? I am rather upset.
ROGER. Sheās right!
PAUL. What can I do?
ROGER. Run away!
TENDAI. Yes!
PAUL. I canāt leave the mission.
TENDAI (to ROGER). This is what he is like. Once he is having a thought in his head it become a rock. (To PAUL.) No one is liking this place except for you. The wood is too hard to cut, the water is too far to carry. Everybody would be running away this day if they are having a place to run to. We can be running to England, once we are married.
PAUL. Thatāll be too late.
ROGER. Donāt wait till tomorrow, old boy. Youāre the minister, you can marry yourself any old time you want.
TENDAI. You can marry me now!
ROGER. Exactly! Whyever not? Youāll spoil the party, but thereās bigger things at stake. A ladyās happiness! Honour of the family! Wake up, lad!
PAUL. All right. Iāll do it. Under protest.
ROGER. Nonsense, you canāt wait.
PAUL. How do you know?
ROGER. Iām your brother.
Pause. Thinks, then lights up.
PAUL. Youāre right! I want to go back to England! Weāll be home by Christmas! Letās get married at once!
ROGER. Look out!
TENDAI. It is he.
ANTONIO comes on. He is middle-aged, black, dignified, grandly dressed. TENDAI and PAUL clap to him.
PAUL. Honoured chief, this is my brother, Roger.
ANTONIO nods to ROGER.
ROGER. I like your country. Very good. Your African customs, very nice.
ANTONIO. I am not an African.
ROGER. No?
ANTONIO. No. My ancestor came to this country long ago. It was when my fatherās fatherās father was alive . . .
ROGER. That he came?
ANTONIO. No. When they lost the book with the dates in it. Before him was another father, then twins, then a tall man known as the Beheader, and before him, one with three eyes, two a...