Genesis Inc.

Jemma Kennedy

• Publisher: Nick Hern Books
• Year: 2018
• Print ISBN: 9781848427686
• eBook ISBN: 9781788500661
• Topic: Literature
• Subtopic: British Drama
• Index: Literature

Serena and Jeff have one last chance to conceive: Genesis Incorporated, whose glowing testimonials and bespoke treatments surely justify a final roll of the dice.

Meanwhile, Bridget has put it all on ice while she focuses on her high-flying career and on finding Mr Right. And all Miles wants is to be able to afford a property in Zone 4 – oblivious to the fact that, in a different kind of currency, he's actually the richest of them all…

Genesis Inc. explores the final frontier of twenty-first-century capitalism: the privatisation of human reproduction.

Jemma Kennedy's explosively funny comedy takes a closer look at the lengths to which people will go to defy biology – and at the moral compass of an industry that trades on fear and hope.

Genesis Inc. premiered at Hampstead Theatre, London, in 2018, in a production directed by Laurie Sansom.

ACT ONE

Scene One

DR MARSHALL onstage. He is a practised public speaker and enjoys his performance tremendously.

MARSHALL. I’ll conclude, if I may, with a reminder that we are doctors of fertility, not gods. And yet some days, when I have to face yet another desperate patient, it feels that the fate of future generations lies entirely in our hands. Take ‘Yasmin’. Failed by the NHS, now separated from her partner, and still battling her unexplained infertility. Or ‘Jane’, who wakes alone on the day after her fortieth birthday in the flat she worked so hard to buy, parched with vodka and regret, as the front door quietly shuts behind the second cousin’s married friend – and hears the shrill alarm of eternal absence. What should I tell these women, and hundreds just like them, when they come to me for help? That forgoing motherhood is the price of Jane’s career? That Yasmin’s failure to conceive is a tragedy without solution? What I tell them is this. That they must have faith. In science. In our industry. In us. (A change of gear.) Fellow doctors, colleagues, peers. This is not the time for caution, but for courage, innovation and investment. Only then can we lead a reproductive revolution that will give our patients the chance to go forth, be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the earth.

Scene Two

Same day. Genesis Inc. clinic waiting room. A reception desk. A wall of baby photos, embryo scans and thank-you cards.

SERENA and JEFF sit waiting. SERENA writes forms. JEFF has a cycle helmet with him. We can hear the tail end of MARSHALL’s speech on the waiting room radio.

MARSHALL.…be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth.

Applause on the radio, then the voice of Jenni Murray from Woman’s Hour.

JENNI MURRAY. And you can hear the full speech on the Woman’s Hour podcast, where we discuss fertility issues among single working women –

The receptionist/office manager, KIKI, changes the radio station. BRIDGET enters, with gigantic shoulder bag, yelling into her mobile phone.

BRIDGET. Goldman’s? Fuck Goldman’s. What’s the floor? Fuck it. Not at that price.

KIKI. Miss Parker? I’m afraid the doctor’s running a tiny bit late.

BRIDGET. One minute. (Mobile.) It means TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR COCKS AND STOP TRADING! (Mobile down.) I’m going to have to reschedule. Office emergency.

KIKI. We will have to charge a cancellation fee.

BRIDGET (mobile rings). It’s fine, I’ll pay it, tell him I’m sorry. (Into mobile.) Not you, mate, you’re fucked.

She hangs up, gathers her things. KIKI makes a call.

KIKI. Dr Marshall? Wonderful speech. Your eleven-fifteen’s just cancelled. And Mr Price from Mansard Finance called again about the valuation. He’s suggesting lunch on Friday at the Savoy Grill. See you shortly.

She hangs up. BRIDGET snaps to attention.

BRIDGET. Mansard Finance?

KIKI. Sorry, that was a private message. Would you like to reschedule? The doctor’s exceptionally busy right now so if you did want advice about sperm donors –

BRIDGET. I’ll call. (Mobile rings.) Peter? I’m on my way. You’d better tape up your balls.

She exits.

JEFF. I’m amazed she can’t find a man to impregnate her.

KIKI. Sorry about the wait. Doctor won’t be long.

SERENA. Thank you.

JEFF. How was Drama Workshop?

SERENA. Feisty. Chantal was in the ADD one. Think of a character and describe them in three words. ‘Childless psychotic old hag.’ That’s very imaginative, I said, how old is she? ‘Forty.’

JEFF. That’s four words.

SERENA. What?

JEFF. Childless psychotic old hag is four words. And you’re thirty-five.

SERENA. Today is not the day to be literal, Jeff.

JEFF. How would you like me to be?

SERENA. Open-minded and quietly supportive.

JEFF. Should I tape my balls up, too?

MARSHALL enters, talking on his mobile, and takes a file from KIKI.

MARSHALL (on phone). No, I’ll come on my motorbike straight from the clinic. I’ll meet you at the Garrick at six.

He ushers SERENA and JEFF into the consulting room and seats them.

Mr and Mrs Robertson-Goswami. How wonderfully modern. Sorry I’m so backed up today, my conference ran over.

I’m sorry to see you here, too, nothing personal of course. Why don’t you tell me a bit about yourselves.

SERENA. We’ve been trying for three years. Our first round of IVF failed. We didn’t qualify for a second on the NHS so we went private, first to Life, then to Creation but nothing worked so we thought we’d try you. You had glowing testimonials.

JEFF. They all had glowing testimonials.

MARSHALL. There’s a clinic out there to suit everyone. (Consults the file.) Two successful embryo transfers in four rounds of IVF, two miscarriages at six and seven weeks.

SERENA. I struggle to get pregnant. If I get pregnant I miscarry.

MARSHALL. I see. You have no prior children?

JEFF. I do. My daughter from a previous… Zara. She’s away at uni.

MARSHALL. You must have had her young.

JEFF. I was twenty.

MARSHALL. Congratulations. Good general health? Working professionals?

SERENA. I’m an educational therapist. Jeff’s a social worker.

MARSHALL. I’m honoured to have you. Sex life normal?

SERENA. Yes.

JEFF. Well –

MARSHALL. Cyclist, are you? Good for the lungs, less so for the sperm. Try fast walking.

SERENA (to JEFF). I told you.

MARSHALL. No family medical problems?

SERENA. Not in mine. Jeff’s adopted. We don’t know his history.

JEFF. I was raised by white parents. Have you ever met a black man called Jeff?

MARSHALL. Is adoption an option for you?

JEFF. No.

MARSHALL. Understandable. And you’ve not considered using donor eggs?

SERENA. We went on a waiting list but there were no Asian donors.

JEFF. We want a baby who looks like both of us.

MARSHALL. God made man in his own image, and so with human procreation. Not to worry. We’ll start by running the usual tests and see what comes back.

JEFF. Can I –

SERENA (a warning). Jeff…

JEFF. It’s just we’ve paid fo...

Table of contents

• Cover
• Title Page
• Contents
• Original Production
• Acknowledgements
• Dedication
• Characters
• Genesis Inc
• Music
• About the Author
• Copyright and Performing Rights Information