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Chapter One
Weather ā wind lashing trees along a rural B road.
The slow squeak and tock of cheap windscreen wipers clearing sleet.
FRANCES exercises restraint as she tells us whatās happening. But it isnāt going to end well.
FRANCES. Itās not long after six, but itās been dark for hoursā¦
And the roads are completely deserted.
Thereās sleet on the windscreen. The heatās up full blast. But itās still all steamed over.
Iām approaching the Imberly crossroads. I just touch the brake, but I feel the tyres slide ā and it scares meā¦
A light sweeps across her for a moment.
And thatās when I see the big Audi Estate ā pulling up, on the Biddenbrooke road.
And Iām really relieved to see somebody else.
Itās my right of way, but the Audi pulls out. I donāt mind, because Iād rather follow, you knowā¦?
But her tail lights are there for a moment, then gone.
So Iām left in the dark, on my own.
FRANCESās mood darkens accordingly.
And the fogās really thick as the road winds down into Wistleborough Woodā¦
And Iām starting to really hate my life⦠Iām hating my life and my tinny red Fiat and ā
A cacophony of metal and glass crashing ā and then silence⦠FRANCES hurries to a ditch at the side of the road from which a carās tail lights glowā¦
Hello�
ALYSās voice, from within ā muffled, distressed.
ALYS (offstage). Helloā¦? Are you there? I canāt see you⦠Is somebody there?
FRANCES. Yes⦠Are you alright? Iāve called for help.
ALYS (offstage). Oh, thank you⦠thank you⦠I thought I heard someoneā¦
FRANCES presses her face against a window, but can see nothing.
FRANCES. Are you hurt, do you think?
ALYS (offstage). My⦠my legs arenāt too good⦠They donāt seem to be workingā¦
FRANCES. I could try to get down to you, but Iām worried in caseā¦
ALYS (offstage). No, thatās probably best. Letās just wait.
FRANCES acquiesces, helpless. Silence settles between them for a moment. Then ā
I think I might have knocked my head.
FRANCES. Is it bleeding?
ALYS (offstage). It doesnāt seem to beā¦
FRANCES. The ambulance wonāt be long. Iām sure.
ALYS (offstage). You wonāt leave meā¦?
FRANCES. Of course notā¦
ALYS (offstage). Thank you. Thatās kind.
Iām being a nuisance.
FRANCES. Donāt be silly. Whatās your name?
FRANCES waits ā no reply.
Hello�
FRANCES presses her face against the glass, worried. Finally ā
Can you hear me�
ALYS (offstage). Yes⦠itās Alys. With a āyā.
FRANCES is relieved.
FRANCES. Alys. Okay. Well, Iām Frances. With an āeā.
ALYS (offstage). Ha. Mm.
ALYS sounds weak.
FRANCES. Listen, Alys, youāre going to be fine.
ALYS (offstage). I thought I saw a dog in the road, you see⦠A dog or a fox. Orā¦
A strange sound ā a small cry of pain, perhaps. FRANCES quickens, worried.
FRANCES. Alys�
No reply.
It wonāt be much longer. But you need to keep talkingā¦
Alys?
FRANCES waits, thenā¦
Are you cold?
ALYS (offstage). I donāt think so. Are you?
FRANCES. Iām fine.
FRANCES searches for small talk.
Have you had a nice Christmas?
ALYS (offstage). Not especially. No. And yourself?
FRANCES. No, not really.
ALYS (offstage). Oh well⦠canāt complain.
The absurdity of the exchange settles for a moment before ALYS gives up the strange cry of pain again. FRANCES is frightened now.
FRANCES. Alys⦠Say something�
But then ā sirens, blue flashing lights!
Oh Alys, theyāre here, look! Theyāre coming, hold on!
FRANCES waves her arms, shouts over the sirenā¦
Over here! Can you see me? Can you see me�
A bright light finds FRANCES and a FEMALE POLICE OFFICER races in to cloak her in a foil wrap, hurries her aside, as police colleagues work on the crashed car. FRANCES explains to the PC ā
Itās my right of way, but the Audi pulls out.
PC. You said that before.
FRANCES. Did I?
We see now the PC has written all this in her notepad.
PC. Itās alright, itās the shock. So, you got to the crossroads. Itās your right of way. She pulls out. Would you say she was speeding?
FRANCES. No ā I donāt think so⦠Will she be alright?
PC. Youāve been brilliant.
FRANCES. But is Alys going to be�
The PC cuts her offā¦
PC. Are you okay to drive on to London?
FRANCES tries to catch upā¦
Might be best to go back to your parentsā place?
FRANCES. No ā God, no. I⦠Iāve got work tomorrow.
PC. What is it you do?
FRANCES. A newspaper.
The PC packs her notepad away.
PC. Canāt they manage without you for a morning?
FRANCES. Canāt afford to find out. Look, I donāt need thisā¦
FRANCES takes off the foil blanket, hands it over.
PC. Anyone waiting at home for you?
FRANCES. Iāll be fine. Honestly. Thanks.
PC. Okay. But drive safe. Iāll be in touch.
The PC leaves to join her colleagues. FRANCES steps away from the crash site, still very shaken.
FRANCES talks to us. Sheās exhausted, still upset.
FRANCES. By the time I get home, Tesco Metroās long closed. Even the kebab place downstairs from meās shut. I park right outside, and just sit in the car.
I make fists to stop my hands shaking. And I think: Frances⦠youāre not so badly off.
A fruity voice booms into FRANCESās world ā
OLIVER. āDeath by Desireā, anyone?
The offices of The Questioner are conjured into being.
RECEPTIONISTāS VOICE. Good morning, The Questionerā¦? Robin McAllfree? Certainly ā can I ask whoās calling?
OLIVER. āKeep Calm and Cupcakeā?
RECEPTIONISTāS VOICE. Good morning, The Questioner? Frances Thorpe? Certainly ā can I ask whoās calling?
FRANCES quickly comes to, settles at her desk, works hard, against the clock. Her colleague OLIVER brandishes another book, broadcasting to no one in particular.
OLIVER. Have they ever read the paper? I mean, how often has The Questionerās Books section devoted its column ...