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ACT ONE
Scene One
The ident music of Thames Television.
A radiophonic throb establishes, then fades away.
MARIANNEâs living room. Books, clutter.
The front door and the main living space are separated only by a small open-plan lobby area; the front door effectively opens into the main space. A door leads from the living space to a kitchen; another one off towards bedroom, bathroom.
The letter box snaps open. A mouth visible.
KATE. Iâm going home in a minute!
MARIANNE (off). What?
KATE. Iâm off!
MARIANNE enters, wiping her hands on a tea towel. Perplexed, she looks to the ceiling as though the voice might be coming from above.
(Wearily.) Behind you.
MARIANNE realises there is someone at the front door. She opens it. KATE is on her knees.
MARIANNE. What are you doing?
KATE. What are you doing? Iâve been on the doorstep for ten minutes!
KATE moves through and sits on the sofa. Sheâs come from work and is carrying a bottle of wine.
Your neighbour must think Iâm having a religious experience.
MARIANNE. And are you?
KATE. If you mean âam I hoping that thereâs something meaningful at the end of all this sufferingâ then, yes. A large one.
She hands MARIANNE the bottle.
MARIANNE. Iâve been in the kitchen. I canât hear the bell if Iâve got Tony Blackburn at full whack.
KATE. âAnother candid glimpse of the home life of one of Britainâs top actresses.â
MARIANNE. Well, it was this or the BAFTAs and my Alexander McQueenâs in cold soak to try and get that piccalilli out.
KATE. Did you say you were getting a drink?
MARIANNE. Ah, Iâve always been good at picking up cues. (Re: wine.) This?
KATE. Start with a gin and tonic, maybe?
MARIANNE. Gin and tonic. We can do that.
She heads into the kitchen.
Youâve got a key.
KATE slips her shoes off, settles back. This back-and-forth is a hallmark of the two womenâs relationship
Her phone beeps. She takes it from her bag, looks at it, rummages in her bag, takes out a glasses case, takes the glasses and puts them on, looks again at the phone. She smiles and taps out a reply.
MARIANNE enters with the drinks. She notices the phone.
KATE puts the phone away, then her glasses. MARIANNE passes her a drink.
KATE. Iâve been dreaming of this all day.
MARIANNE. I say, youâve got a key.
KATE. I donât carry it with me. I donât live here.
MARIANNE. Kate â how old are we? You donât have to wait to be invited in.
KATE (re: the gin and tonic). Ooh, thatâs lovely. So weâre talking then?
MARIANNE.âŚWe appear to be.
KATE. You know what I mean.
MARIANNE gets up and crosses to a shelf. She takes down an envelope and hands it to KATE.
MARIANNE. Read that.
KATE takes the letter but doesnât open it.
I notice you said âtop actressâ and itâs appreciated.
KATE. What did you run away for?
MARIANNE. When?
KATE (with exaggerated patience). Saturday.
MARIANNE. Oh! Do you mean you andâŚ
KATE. Suzanne.
MARIANNE. Suzanne. Thatâs right. How is she?
KATE. Sheâs very well.
MARIANNE. Oh, good.
KATE. So�
MARIANNE. What?
KATE looks at her.
Iâd left the, um â Iâd unplugged the freezer, thatâs the thing.
KATE is happy to wait.
Iâd got the fan heater on, for that damp patch â by the swing bin, you know, in the corner? And the kettle was on the go, and I was giving my phone a bit of a bump, and I fancied a crumpet, just before I nipped out, so I had to rejig some of the plugs â and I knew I shouldnât have done it, but it totally slipped my mind, and then when I ran into you and, um⌠And, umâŚ
KATE pointedly doesnât help.
On the street, it suddenly popped back into my head, and I thought â â!â â cos youâre not meant to refreeze stuff once itâs thawed out, are you?
They didnât factor in the proliferation of electrical appliances when they built these flats.
I wasnât being â Wasnât intending to â Do tellâŚ
KATE. Suz/anne.
MARIANNE. Suzanne. From me.
Pause.
KATE. Mm.
MARIANNE. It was nice to meet her.
KATE. âMeetâ her?!
MARIANNE. She seems lovely.
KATE. She is. Uncomplicated.
MARIANNE. Howâs work? You havenât read that letter!
KATE. Long day. My fiesta was clamped over lunch.
MARIANNE. I could never work in an office.
MARIANNE heads towards the kitchen.
New shoes?
KATE. These? Youâve seen these before.
MARIANNE (off). Theyâre nice. Suit you.
KATE. Meetings all morning. I always wear a closed-toe if Iâm sharing a lift with Outdoor Events.
KATE has taken the letter from the envelope and started to read.
MARIANNE (off). I saw Liz on Tuesday.
KATE. Oh yes?
MARIANNE (off). Nipped round for half an hour. Do my bit. Took her a packet of oat cakes and a Big Issue.
KATE. Like the last days of Rome.
MARIANNE (off). What dâyou say?
KATE. I said thatâs nice.
MARIANNE comes back in with a bowl of crisps.
MARIANNE. Sheâs lost a lot of confidence since the accident.
KATE. Marianne. A toddler bumped into her on his scooter. Hardly Police Camera Action!
MARIANNE. Well, thatâs not very sympathetic.
KATE. Oh god, the arts! If someone looks at you askance you get the vapours! Go into Housing Benefit and answer the phones for an hour. Thatâll open your eyes.
MARIANNE. She hasnât worked for six months!
KATE. Well, itâs not cos of that, is it? Thatâs â
MARIANNE. What?
KATE. Nothing.
MARIANNE. What?
KATE. Well. We both saw the last thing she was in, didnât we?
MARIANNE. It has been a long day!
KATE. Is that unfair?
MARIANNE. It was a â European director. They like to experiment.
KATE. Fifty-five pounds to sit on a bench and watch an oversized puppet give birth to a potato.
MARIANNE. Itâs awful when you know itâs not working.
KATE. Itâs not how I remembered Gypsy.
MARIANNE. And you always do. You t...