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Scene One
Wednesday. JAYAās room. JAYA is asleep. A crow caws loudly at the windowsill. JAYA jerks awake, a bit confused. She remembers something and thrusts her hand under her pillow. Pause. She hears something. She retracts her hand and hastily lies down and closes her eyes, when RAGINI enters with folded sheets and places them in the cupboard.
RAGINI. Patti! Are you awake? Come on! I know youāre wide awake. Your eyeballs are moving.
RAGINI puts on music. A young, rocking number from a recent Tamil film. RAGINI exer-dances.
Oh I love this song. Letās get started! Letās get those muscles limber and supple.
JAYA turns away from RAGINI, covering her ears.
Come on, old woman. We have to do this. What did the doctor tell you? Every day, without fail, or your legs will shrivel and die.
JAYA. Turn off that racket first!
RAGINI. Maybe this will inspire you?
RAGINI puts on traditional Indian music instead.
JAYA. Turn it off.
RAGINI. Come on! Up, up!
Get up, lazy bones. Donāt you want to be up and about like before?
JAYA. TURN IT OFF I SAY!
RAGINI. Okay, okay!
RAGINI turns it off.
Now shall we begin?
JAYA. I donāt feel too good. It hurts. Here. I think itās my heart.
RAGINI (yells). Hema ma!
JAYA. What are you doing ā
RAGINI. Hema ma? Please can you ā
JAYA. Aiyyo! Stop! Shh.
RAGINI. Then get up!
JAYA sits reluctantly with RAGINIās help.
Every day, every damn day I have to jump through hoops so you donāt become a cabbage.
Beat.
Are you wearing your diaper? What did you do with the diaper?
RAGINI looks under the bed, then goes to the window. The crow flies away. She looks out.
Youāve thrown it where every visitor to the house can see?
JAYA. It wasnāt me ā
RAGINI. Who was it then? Monsters? Ghosts? Crows? Do you poop diamonds that someone would touch your stinky diaper? God! Youāre higher maintenance than a baby!
RAGINI tries to force a diaper on JAYA. JAYA and RAGINI struggle.
Aiyyo, Amma, will you give me a break? Iāve loads of work to do still.
JAYA lets her put on the diaper. Silence.
JAYA. I am going to die.
RAGINI. Okay.
JAYA. In this room.
RAGINI. That is for the best. Shall we begin?
RAGINI stretches JAYAās limbs regardless.
JAYA. Help! Someone! Anyone! Iām being murdered!
RAGINI. What a crybaby you are!
JAYA. I wish that you have nuts and bolts in your hips and knees, I wish that you are poked by little iron pieces all day and night.
RAGINI is unrelenting. More moans.
Youāre a monster, a rakshasi. I curse that someone will cut off your breasts and nose and ears like Lord Rama did that rakshasi.
RAGINI. Thatās a horrible thing to say.
JAYA. I wrote your name on the diaper, by the way.
RAGINI. What?
JAYA. With your marker pen. On both sides. And your phone number. Anyone who passes by will see it.
RAGINI stretches and bends JAYAās limbs with some aggression.
Aaaa! Bitch! Stop it!
RAGINI doesnāt stop.
Please stop it!
A manās looking at the diaper. Heās noting down your phone ā aaaa stupid bitch, that really hurt!
Aaa gentle, please be gentle.
Okay, okay. Iāll do what you say, whatever you sayā¦
Pause. RAGINI waits for the catch.
ā¦if you dispose of the diaper.
RAGINI considers the proposition as she continues to stretch JAYAās limbs.
RAGINI. Youāll do the exercises silently ā
JAYA. Utterly silently⦠utterly⦠obediently.
RAGINI. Swear on your grandson.
JAYA hesitates. RAGINI stretches JAYAās legs.
JAYA. Aaa ā I swear on my grandson.
RAGINI stops the physio and heads towards the door.
RAGINI. No mischief when Iām gone.
JAYA. What can I do? Iām disabled.
RAGINI is unconvinced, but she exits. JAYA is about to reach under the pillow again when she hears footsteps. JAYA withdraws her hand from under the pillow and reclines nonchalantly. HEMA enters.
I finished my exercises, all of them!
HEMA searches for something on the table.
Does Akshay take the train?
HEMA. What?
JAYA. Yesterday, a young man was pushed off a train in Mumbai. They showed his body on TV. Mumbai is not safe these days. Every day a new crime. Tell Akshay not to take the train.
(Sighs.) Kadavuley, how long has it been? One full year since I last saw him.
HEMA. You video-chatted just ten days ago ā
JAYA. Itās not the same. You fly to him whenever you feel like it. What about me? Poor boy, who knows how he is, living all alone in some godforsaken city, with no family, no food, nobody.
HEMA. He is, in fact, doing pretty well there ā a raise just last month, good friends. Iād say, he is perfectly happy in Mumbai.
JAYA. You donāt know that.
HEMA. Of course I do ā Iām his mother!
RAGINI enters.
Where were you?
JAYA. Sheās supposed to take care of me. But how can she when sheās off gallivanting doing god-knows-what with god-knows-who?
RAGINI. Oy, Patti. Careful. What are you looking for, Amma?
JAYA. Itās in the living room, in the usual hiding place, next to the hideous vase. I saw it there at lunch.
HEMA. Did you?
JAYA. Yes. You were SMS-ing someone. Akshay likely.
Pause.
HEMA. I never said what I was looking for.
Beat.
JAYA. What else could it be?
RAGINI. Iāll check.
RAGINI exits. Silence.
JAYA. Itās seven years next month.
HEMA (yells to RAGINI, off). Did you find it?
RAGINI (off). No, Amma.
JAYA. Hema, youāve been stubborn long enough. The planets⦠Itās too important this time ā You must listen to me ā
HEMA. Every damn year we go through this, every year we do nothing and every year we are fine ā better than fine, actually, now that heās gone. Iām the merriest widow that ever was.
JAYA. Shiva shiva, you donāt really mean that.
RAGINI enters.
RAGINI. Itās not in the kitchen either.
RAGINI takes her phone out from her bag.
JAYA. It is in the living room, Iām telling you. Go back there, switch on the light and look properly.
RAGINI calls on her mobile. Sound of a mobile phone ringing. RAGINI and HEMA try to trace it. HEMA lifts the pillow and finds her mobile. RAGINI and HEMA turn to look at JAYA.
(Pointing to RAGINI.) That witch must have kept it here when I was asleep.
RAGINI. She is crazy!
HEMA checks her phone.
Amma, this old woman is constantly doing some mischief or the other. Iāve never felt this exhausted working with old people before. I canāt continue like this on the pittance of a salary youāre giving me.
JAYA. Go then. Who is asking you...