Scene One
A family living room, somewhere in suburbia, in 1991.
A living room, in a smartish but comfortable flat in London, in 2016.
Both of these spaces exist together.
As the audience enter, we see the characters in both timeframes interacting with the world around them.
There are cards and envelopes across the set â we are celebrating something in both years.
In 2016, CAT, mid-thirties and very pregnant, puts a cup of tea down and sits on the sofa, silently reading through a pile of cards. Somewhere in the background water is running.
In 1991, MARTIN, late thirties, watches fifteen-year-old JAMIE as he opens a present. Itâs a record player. JAMIE lifts the lid.
MARTIN. Be gentle with it.
JAMIE. I am.
MARTIN. I mean it. I donât want to see it get broken.
JAMIE. You donât have to give it to me.
MARTIN. I want to.
JAMIE. If youâre worried Iâll break it.
MARTIN. I know you wonât. Iâm just being silly.
Beat.
I got that for my fifteenth birthday.
JAMIE. Nan got me a Walkman.
MARTIN. Not the same. Not as good.
JAMIE. Donât tell her that.
MARTIN. The thing about a record is, it sounds best when you listen to the whole thing. Without stopping. Start to end, all in the right order, like a story. None of this jumping about or rewinding or skipping to the good bits.
JAMIE. Whatâs wrong with skipping to the good bits?
MARTIN. You miss out on stuff. Details.
Beat.
Whereâs your mum put the iron?
JAMIE. Downstairs cupboard.
MARTIN exits just offstage.
In 2016, JAY, forty, enters, dressed in a bathrobe. CAT doesnât look up.
JAY. Have you seen the iron?
Beat.
Cat?
CAT. Itâs in a box in the bedroom.
JAY. Which one?
CAT. Donât know.
JAY. I canât go to work with my shirts all crumpled up, can I?
CAT. Yeah you can. Youâve just moved house.
JAY. To Zone 4, not a cave.
CAT. Try the one by the mirror with all the bathroom bits in.
JAY exits. JAMIE puts a record on. âSpace Oddityâ by David Bowie starts to play.
JAMIE. I havenât got any records.
MARTIN (off). You can keep that one.
JAMIE. Nah. No. Itâs alright.
MARTIN (off). Itâs part of the present.
JAMIE. Itâs your favourite.
MARTIN re-enters, iron in hand.
MARTIN. Canât go into school with a crumpled shirt, can I?
JAMIE. Nobodyâs going to care.
MARTIN. Means I canât tell your year off for not looking smart.
JAMIE. Whoâs Major Tom?
MARTIN. What?
JAMIE. Major Tom. On the record.
MARTIN. Oh, right. Heâs an astronaut. Heâs not real.
Beat.
I thought, this would be good for before you go to see him.
JAMIE. Yeah. Thanks.
MARTIN. We could both go. I got you two tickets.
JAMIE. Oh.
MARTIN. What?
JAMIE. I thought. I asked / Tom â
MARTIN. Oh, thatâs fine. No, thatâs alright.
JAMIE. Sorry.
MARTIN. No point going with an old bugger like me. Iâll just show you up.
JAMIE. I can tell him youâre coming instead.
MARTIN. Another time. Eh?
JAMIE. Sorry.
MARTIN. Stop saying sorry. Itâs fine.
Beat. MARTIN picks up the record sleeve.
Iâll have to get you some more of these. Dig out my stash in the attic. Donât tell your mum, sheâll be on at me for not giving Sian a player as well.
MARTIN picks up the wrapping paper on the floor and takes it offstage.
JAY re-enters, iron in hand.
JAY. How many cards is that, now?
CAT. We got five more this morning.
JAY. I donât know where weâre going to put them all.
CAT. Ha. Wait till Sprog arrives. People send you loads of crap when you have a baby.
JAY. Babies donât need cards.
CAT. They send us the cards, you muppet.
He picks up a card, looks at it briefly, sets it back down.
JAY. Maybe I should take Friday off. Try and get us properly unpacked before the / weekend.
CAT. Were you crying in the shower?
Beat. She puts her tea down and waits.
Jay?
JAY. No.
CAT turns off the radio â âSpace Oddityâ cuts out, as if itâs been playing in 2016 and not on JAMIEâs player in 1991.
CAT. Yes, you were.
JAY. Probably next door.
CAT. Next door? Sheâs in her eighties. Give me a break.
Beat.
I thought I was meant to be the hormonal one.
Talk to me.
JAYâs silent. Meanwhile, JAMIE is still examining the record player.
JAMIE. Sian doesnât care. Sheâs not into records.
MARTIN. She likes different things. Thatâs what I keep explaining to your mum â you take after me.
JAMIE. You think?
MARTIN. Yeah.
JAY. I donât know.
CAT. You donât know why you were crying?
Beat.
JAY. Did you hear David Bowie died?
CAT. What?
JAY. Cancer. He died, he had cancer.
CAT. I know that, it was on the radio. Donât change the subject.
JAY. Itâs weird, isnât it?
CAT. Weâre having a conversation, Jay.
JAY. No, I know â
CAT. What, youâve been crying in the shower because David Bowie died?
Beat. CAT sighs.
JAY. Iâm ...