Scene One
A family living room, somewhere in suburbia, in 1991.
A living room, in a smartish but comfortable flat in London, in 2016.
Both of these spaces exist together.
As the audience enter, we see the characters in both timeframes interacting with the world around them.
There are cards and envelopes across the set ā we are celebrating something in both years.
In 2016, CAT, mid-thirties and very pregnant, puts a cup of tea down and sits on the sofa, silently reading through a pile of cards. Somewhere in the background water is running.
In 1991, MARTIN, late thirties, watches fifteen-year-old JAMIE as he opens a present. Itās a record player. JAMIE lifts the lid.
MARTIN. Be gentle with it.
JAMIE. I am.
MARTIN. I mean it. I donāt want to see it get broken.
JAMIE. You donāt have to give it to me.
MARTIN. I want to.
JAMIE. If youāre worried Iāll break it.
MARTIN. I know you wonāt. Iām just being silly.
Beat.
I got that for my fifteenth birthday.
JAMIE. Nan got me a Walkman.
MARTIN. Not the same. Not as good.
JAMIE. Donāt tell her that.
MARTIN. The thing about a record is, it sounds best when you listen to the whole thing. Without stopping. Start to end, all in the right order, like a story. None of this jumping about or rewinding or skipping to the good bits.
JAMIE. Whatās wrong with skipping to the good bits?
MARTIN. You miss out on stuff. Details.
Beat.
Whereās your mum put the iron?
JAMIE. Downstairs cupboard.
MARTIN exits just offstage.
In 2016, JAY, forty, enters, dressed in a bathrobe. CAT doesnāt look up.
JAY. Have you seen the iron?
Beat.
Cat?
CAT. Itās in a box in the bedroom.
JAY. Which one?
CAT. Donāt know.
JAY. I canāt go to work with my shirts all crumpled up, can I?
CAT. Yeah you can. Youāve just moved house.
JAY. To Zone 4, not a cave.
CAT. Try the one by the mirror with all the bathroom bits in.
JAY exits. JAMIE puts a record on. āSpace Oddityā by David Bowie starts to play.
JAMIE. I havenāt got any records.
MARTIN (off). You can keep that one.
JAMIE. Nah. No. Itās alright.
MARTIN (off). Itās part of the present.
JAMIE. Itās your favourite.
MARTIN re-enters, iron in hand.
MARTIN. Canāt go into school with a crumpled shirt, can I?
JAMIE. Nobodyās going to care.
MARTIN. Means I canāt tell your year off for not looking smart.
JAMIE. Whoās Major Tom?
MARTIN. What?
JAMIE. Major Tom. On the record.
MARTIN. Oh, right. Heās an astronaut. Heās not real.
Beat.
I thought, this would be good for before you go to see him.
JAMIE. Yeah. Thanks.
MARTIN. We could both go. I got you two tickets.
JAMIE. Oh.
MARTIN. What?
JAMIE. I thought. I asked / Tom ā
MARTIN. Oh, thatās fine. No, thatās alright.
JAMIE. Sorry.
MARTIN. No point going with an old bugger like me. Iāll just show you up.
JAMIE. I can tell him youāre coming instead.
MARTIN. Another time. Eh?
JAMIE. Sorry.
MARTIN. Stop saying sorry. Itās fine.
Beat. MARTIN picks up the record sleeve.
Iāll have to get you some more of these. Dig out my stash in the attic. Donāt tell your mum, sheāll be on at me for not giving Sian a player as well.
MARTIN picks up the wrapping paper on the floor and takes it offstage.
JAY re-enters, iron in hand.
JAY. How many cards is that, now?
CAT. We got five more this morning.
JAY. I donāt know where weāre going to put them all.
CAT. Ha. Wait till Sprog arrives. People send you loads of crap when you have a baby.
JAY. Babies donāt need cards.
CAT. They send us the cards, you muppet.
He picks up a card, looks at it briefly, sets it back down.
JAY. Maybe I should take Friday off. Try and get us properly unpacked before the / weekend.
CAT. Were you crying in the shower?
Beat. She puts her tea down and waits.
Jay?
JAY. No.
CAT turns off the radio ā āSpace Oddityā cuts out, as if itās been playing in 2016 and not on JAMIEās player in 1991.
CAT. Yes, you were.
JAY. Probably next door.
CAT. Next door? Sheās in her eighties. Give me a break.
Beat.
I thought I was meant to be the hormonal one.
Talk to me.
JAYās silent. Meanwhile, JAMIE is still examining the record player.
JAMIE. Sian doesnāt care. Sheās not into records.
MARTIN. She likes different things. Thatās what I keep explaining to your mum ā you take after me.
JAMIE. You think?
MARTIN. Yeah.
JAY. I donāt know.
CAT. You donāt know why you were crying?
Beat.
JAY. Did you hear David Bowie died?
CAT. What?
JAY. Cancer. He died, he had cancer.
CAT. I know that, it was on the radio. Donāt change the subject.
JAY. Itās weird, isnāt it?
CAT. Weāre having a conversation, Jay.
JAY. No, I know ā
CAT. What, youāve been crying in the shower because David Bowie died?
Beat. CAT sighs.
JAY. Iām ...