eBook - ePub

I Hate Everyone, Except You

Name: I Hate Everyone, Except You
ISBN: 9781476776958

Clinton Kelly,

240 pages
English
ePUB (mobile friendly)
Available on iOS & Android

eBook - ePub

I Hate Everyone, Except You

Clinton Kelly,

About this book

From the bestselling author, beloved television host, and "arbiter of style and good taste in all areas" ( People ) comes a hilariously candid, deliciously snarky collection of essays about his journey from awkward kid to slightly-less-awkward adult. Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high-school commencement speaker.Whether he's throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life's social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit and relatable voice, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like find true love in a crowded gay bar or deciding whether it's acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it's not). Clinton delves into all these outrageous topics—and many more—in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.

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