Welcome to The Nothing to See Here Hotel! A hotel for magical creatures run by Frankie Banister and his parents.
‘Exuberant story and witty illustrations, this is my kind of book!’ Chris Riddell
‘Giggles guaranteed’ Nick Sharratt
Frankie Banister and his family are preparing to celebrate Granddad Abraham’s 175th birthday – an occasion that’s going to be even more HONKHUMPTIOUS now that Abe’s ghost has showed up!
When the unexpected spook reveals a secret UNDERWATER wing of the hotel that’s been hidden away for years, the Banister’s decide there’s only one thing for it … a whopping welcome home bash in the spectacular BRINY BALLROOM.
But memories aren’t the only things waiting at the bottom of the ocean. Secrets and sea monsters are lurking in the shadows, and is everything as it seems with Granddad Abraham’s ghost? Or is there something fishy going on?
Book your stay at The Nothing To See Here Hotel in this fabulously funny series by bestselling author Steven Butler, with a host of weird and wonderful characters brought to life with Steven Lenton's brilliant illustrations!
PRAISE FOR THE NOTHING TO SEE HERE HOTEL series:
'This book is so good you won't blunking believe it!' Tom Fletcher
'Hilariously funny and inventive, and I love the extraordinary creatures and the one thirty-sixth troll protagonist...' Cressida Cowell
'A rip-roaring, swashbuckling, amazerous magical adventure. Comedy Gold.' Francesca Simon
‘This hotel gets five stars from me’ Liz Pichon
'A splundishly swashbungling tale of trolls, goblins and other bonejangling creatures. Put on your wellies and plunge into the strangest hotel you will ever encounter. This is a hotel I hope I never find! Wonderfully, disgustingly funny.' Jeremy Strong
‘What a fun hotel! Book me in immediately!’ Kaye Umansky

- 192 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
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Print ISBN
9781471178733
Table of contents
- Cover
- Dedication
- 1 Dinner in the Dark
- 2 Maloneyās Gift
- 3 The Skell-a-Phone Key
- 4 A Family Reunion
- 5 A Ghast from the Past
- 6 Curious Guests
- 7 Pandemonium
- 8 Donāt Mess with Maudlin Maloney
- 9 The Fourth Keyhole
- 10 Welcome Under
- 11 The Atilantus
- 12 Whoommff!!
- 13 Oh, I do Like to be Beneath the Seaside!
- 14 The Briny Ballroom
- 15 Something a Little Bit Strange
- 16 Abrahamās Office
- 17 Treasures in the Cobwebs
- 18 The Graveghastās Curse
- 19 Phewy!!
- 20 Time to Celebrate!
- 21 Hiding from Chores
- 22 The Grand Re-opening
- 23 The Bottom of the Sea Ball
- 24 Whaaaaaaatt!?!?
- 25 The Speech
- 26 Seeing Double
- 27 A Spectrilās Revenge!
- 28 Gundiskump!
- 29 The Race to Dry Land
- 30 Ka-boom!
- 31 Thatās that Thenā¦
- About Steven Butler
- About Steven Lenton
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