
- 432 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
System Failure
About this book
War is spreading through the galaxyâand it's becoming abundantly clear that there's an outside force at play in this explosive and hilarious new installment of the Epic Failure series that reads like Catch-22 meets David Weber. With the galaxy thrown into chaos by mutual breaches of the Two Hundred Years' peace, what seemed like an isolated incident on the Thelicosa/Merida border has become an epidemic. In the midst of this chaos, the Thelicosan and Meridan fleets on their respective borders have come to a sort of tense peace after the events in Book II but now it's clear: somebody wants war. And it's not the Free Systems of the galaxy. No. It's a mom-and-pop convenience store gone galactic. It's the purveyors of balloons and nachos and supplies for bowling lanes. It's the company that made the droids and a large part of the technology that all of the Free Systems are using in their militaries. It's Snaggardirs. And they want to snag it all.
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Table of contents
- Cover
- Dedication
- Chapter 1: Galactic Takeover Wasnât in the Job Description
- Chapter 2: Whoâs on Furth?
- Chapter 3: Home, Sweet . . . Mother of Jesus Itâs All Gone to Hell
- Chapter 4: Keffouleâs Errand
- Chapter 5: Prime Beef
- Chapter 6: The Worst Cup of Coffee Ever
- Chapter 7: The Seedy Underbelly
- Chapter 8: Ha-Ha, You Said âDutyâ
- Chapter 9: M Pathetic
- Chapter 10: Ace in the Bingo Hole
- Chapter 11: Forced Joints
- Chapter 12: Tarot, Tarot, Tarot Your Boat
- Chapter 13: Idiots . . . Assemble!
- Chapter 14: Lessons Not Quite Learned
- Chapter 15: Divine Calculations
- Chapter 16: Parades
- Chapter 17: How Is Everyone Doing?
- Chapter 18: Honestly, You Should Have Seen This Coming
- Chapter 19: Unlikely Functions
- Chapter 20: A Jupiterian by Any Other Name Will Still Try to Kill You
- Chapter 21: The Last Nacho
- Chapter 22: Retractor/Protractor
- Chapter 23: Your Innate Ability
- Chapter 24: Infinite Sandwich Hour
- Chapter 25: Arcade Fire
- Chapter 26: Identity Theft
- Chapter 27: On Efforts to Not Die
- Chapter 28: An Epic Failure
- Acknowledgments
- About the Author
- Copyright