System Failure
eBook - ePub

System Failure

  1. 432 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

System Failure

About this book

War is spreading through the galaxy—and it's becoming abundantly clear that there's an outside force at play in this explosive and hilarious new installment of the Epic Failure series that reads like Catch-22 meets David Weber. With the galaxy thrown into chaos by mutual breaches of the Two Hundred Years' peace, what seemed like an isolated incident on the Thelicosa/Merida border has become an epidemic. In the midst of this chaos, the Thelicosan and Meridan fleets on their respective borders have come to a sort of tense peace after the events in Book II but now it's clear: somebody wants war. And it's not the Free Systems of the galaxy. No. It's a mom-and-pop convenience store gone galactic. It's the purveyors of balloons and nachos and supplies for bowling lanes. It's the company that made the droids and a large part of the technology that all of the Free Systems are using in their militaries. It's Snaggardirs. And they want to snag it all.

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Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Chapter 1: Galactic Takeover Wasn’t in the Job Description
  4. Chapter 2: Who’s on Furth?
  5. Chapter 3: Home, Sweet . . . Mother of Jesus It’s All Gone to Hell
  6. Chapter 4: Keffoule’s Errand
  7. Chapter 5: Prime Beef
  8. Chapter 6: The Worst Cup of Coffee Ever
  9. Chapter 7: The Seedy Underbelly
  10. Chapter 8: Ha-Ha, You Said “Duty”
  11. Chapter 9: M Pathetic
  12. Chapter 10: Ace in the Bingo Hole
  13. Chapter 11: Forced Joints
  14. Chapter 12: Tarot, Tarot, Tarot Your Boat
  15. Chapter 13: Idiots . . . Assemble!
  16. Chapter 14: Lessons Not Quite Learned
  17. Chapter 15: Divine Calculations
  18. Chapter 16: Parades
  19. Chapter 17: How Is Everyone Doing?
  20. Chapter 18: Honestly, You Should Have Seen This Coming
  21. Chapter 19: Unlikely Functions
  22. Chapter 20: A Jupiterian by Any Other Name Will Still Try to Kill You
  23. Chapter 21: The Last Nacho
  24. Chapter 22: Retractor/Protractor
  25. Chapter 23: Your Innate Ability
  26. Chapter 24: Infinite Sandwich Hour
  27. Chapter 25: Arcade Fire
  28. Chapter 26: Identity Theft
  29. Chapter 27: On Efforts to Not Die
  30. Chapter 28: An Epic Failure
  31. Acknowledgments
  32. About the Author
  33. Copyright