Thomson Psychiatric Ward, Saturday morning. November 2014
It was a very new experience for me. Doing nothing. Thatās what Iād been doing, or not doing, for most of the day since breakfast. Absolutely nothing. And it was really quite enjoyable. I had no computer. No phone. No diary crammed full of back-to-back meetings and calls. Nope, I had nothing to do and it felt great ā even cathartic. The time had flown by as I lost myself in quiet thought in the spartan surroundings of the day room ā a bit like the meditation Iād dabbled with in India a couple of weeks before I got ill. The day room was bright and airy with some comfy chairs and a couple of shelves of books that ranged from trashy novels to self-help books ā neither genre appealed greatly. Hard to believe that I was already into my third day on the Thomson Ward and, to my surprise, I was beginning to settle in. Was that a good sign or a bad sign? I wondered.
I badly needed some fresh air. After three days in the warm, safe cocoon of care that the ward offered, it was time for a walk, and I ventured out into the little garden through the sliding glass doors leading out from the canteen. It was a bright, sunny morning, in contrast to the dreary, drizzly past few days. The garden was a wee bit drab (thatās dull and uninteresting for those who donāt speak Scottish) ā weāre talking the odd flimsy tree, mostly lawn with a couple of little paved paths running in different directions. I nodded and smiled as I walked past one or two fellow patients sitting on the benches beside the shelters. One elderly woman sat staring vacantly into space, puffing away on a cigarette, which hung from her fingers, on the verge of falling. On the ground around her feet, 20 ā 30 cigarette butts lay in a small pile. Iāve no idea whether sheād smoked all of these while sitting there, but they certainly looked fairly fresh.
I followed the little path round the back of what seemed like a separate building. There, I stumbled across another grassy courtyard with more benches and shelters. On one bench, a young girl sat slowly rocking backwards and forwards. Her lips seemed to be mouthing something but no sound was coming out. Well, not that I could hear anyway. She saw me out of the corner of her eye and turned round and stared with an expression that was two-parts fear, one-part surprise.
āHi, how are you doing?ā I said with a smile, trying to reassure her. āMy nameās Gib. Just arrived a couple of days ago. And you? Whatās your name?ā
The young girl turned abruptly and caught me with a penetrating, slightly puzzled glare . Then stood up and walked off. Well done, Gib, youāve done it again, I thought to myself. No, Iād not been trying to hit on a teenage girl in a psychiatric hospital. But it was a classic āknock-backā, reminiscent of asking girls to dance at the school disco aged 14. Or, indeed, if theyād like a drink in some club, aged 40-something. Slick one-liners and confident pick-ups were never my forte .
I retraced my steps and this time went along the path in the other direction. There was a grassy bank that led down to a car park and then what looked like the main road around the hospital complex. A mini-cab and a delivery truck were driving past. WOT, no large perimeter fences? I thought to myself. Thatās where the place differed from asylum scenes in films like One Flew Over the Cuckooās Nest, where huge walls ensured patients didnāt escape ā or at least werenāt meant to without the help of The Chief throwing the marble water fountain out of the window. Oops ! Spoiler alert, but surely everyoneās seen that film by now. If not, itās your own fault. Anyway, here it seemed like anyone could just saunter on out. I wonder what would happen if I escaped from here? I thought. It seemed, well, just too easy.
Caution got the better of me. I slowly wandered back round to where Iād come from, retracing my steps, and found myself back in the familiar little grassy courtyard with the same woman sitting on the same bench, still chain-smoking. As I came back into the canteen, I bumped into Christine, one of the friendly duty nurses who was passing through to grab a coffee.
āGot a quick moment, Christine?ā I said.
She gave a smile that I took to mean, not really, but go on.
āSo whatās the score with going outside then? Are we allowed out whenever we want, for as long as we want, or what? I mean, whatās to stop us?ā
āNot quite, Gib. We have different rules for different patients depending on their condition,ā she explained. āFor example, Jeannie over there can go out for several hours each day. She goes shopping or to visit friends, although she has to be back in here by the agreed time of 9pm. But sheās an unusual case. For most people we lock the doors at 6pm.ā
āAnd what are the rules for me then, Christine?ā
āRight now, youāre not allowed further than the end of the courtya...