This is the story of little me, from pudgy, awkward child to pudgy, slightly less awkward adult โ via school musicals, adolescent angst, stand-up, Shooting Stars, Little Britain, Doctor Who, love, loss, wigs and giant pink babygros. And, in case your attention span is as short as mine, it comes in a handy A to Z format. So B is for Baldy! (yes, people did shout this at me in the playground), G is for Gay (because I'm an actual real life gay) and I is for Idiot (I was born a berk. I probably even stubbed my toe on the way out).
It will warm your heart, make you snort out loud in public and there's even a catchy song in the middle. What I'm saying is, please buy this book. It is VERY good. I know I'm biased because I wrote it but it is.

- 304 pages
- English
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9781786890863
Table of contents
- Cover Page
- About the Author
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Contents
- Dedication
- Preface
- A โ Accrington Stanley
- B โ Baldy!
- C โ Chumley
- D โ Doing the Circuit
- E โ Eating
- F โ Frankie and Jimmy
- G โ Gay
- H โ Haberdashersโ Askeโs Boysโ School
- I โ Idiot
- J โ Jewish
- K โ Kevin
- L โ Little Rumblings
- M โ Middle of the Book
- N โ Nearest and Dearest
- O โ Oh Look, itโs Thingy
- P โ Prosopagnosia
- Q โ Queen (and other Teenage Pursuits)
- R โ Really Big Britain
- S โ Southend, Sydney and Sunset Boulevard
- T โ The TARDIS
- U โ Upstage
- V โ Various Other Things Iโve Been In
- W โ What are the Scores, George Dawes?
- X โ Xenophobia
- Y โ Yankee Doodle
- Z โ Zzzzzzzz
- Acknowledgements
- Image Credits
- Index
- Plates