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Controlled and Uncontrolled Substances
The customs men checked the cab for contraband and breezed through our bags and we were in our rented car in a matter of minutes.
U 589
Drugs
Thingness. If youâre interested in things, either take dope or travel to an ancient country.
GJ 62
Hashish. Interesting, interesting word. Arabic. Itâs the source of the word assassin.
L 342
You know whatâs in my medicine chest. What secrets are left?
WN 62
In publishing a work with the proper name âDon DeLilloâ coupled with âdrugs,â âweapons,â âerotica,â and, finally, âcontrabandâ in its title, it was not at all my intention to try to tip off the TSA or Homeland Security or customs agents anywhere else in the world to anything Don DeLillo himself, Don DeLillo the author, may have hidden on his person or put in his luggage, whether in the bags he has checked in or those he has tried to fit under the seat in front of him or in the overhead compartment above. I was not trying to suggest that he or anyone associated with him is, will be, or ever should be placed on some no-fly list for smuggling illegal goods of any kind. In speaking of contraband, I was simply trying to encapsulate in a single and no doubt slightly illegitimate word DeLilloâs unique narrative style or technique, his genius for smuggling into prose incongruous if not illicit items that contribute to both the poignancy and power of his work and its inimitable inventiveness and infectious humor.
In speaking of contraband, then, I was not referring to anything DeLillo or his characters could have gotten in trouble for by smuggling across state lines or international borders, things like pot, the kind Gary Harkness gets stoned on while playing football in End Zone (EZ 172; see U 397, 487)ânot a good idea, by the wayâor hashish, which Bucky Wunderlick has a hankering for in Great Jones Street (GJ 137) or that David Ferrie in Libra smokes with Lee Harvey Oswald one night as he is trying to get into Oswaldâs head and groom him for the assassination of JFK (L 331â332), or the microdot that appears later in Great Jones Street (GJ 155), or the drug Novo that is all the rage during âThe Last Techno-Raveâ in Cosmopolis (C 125), or, in Ratnerâs Star, Robert Hopper Softlyâs assortment of âstimulants, relaxants, euphoriants, deliriants, sedative-hypnotics, local anesthetics and animal tranquilizersâ (RS 327) or his âmost extreme deliriant,â which he breaks out during a solar eclipse, âa sudsy composite of lighter fluid, paint thinner, airplane glue, nail polish remover and several types of aerosol propellantâ (RS 436). Not any of those, then, and not âDMT, the quick-acting chemical superhigh devised by NASA to get us to the moon and back whether we want to go or notâ (U 624), or crack cocaine, âsupposedly the cravingest form of substance abuseâ (U 268; see 264), or the drug that Matt Shay smokes one night with friends and colleagues involved in weapons research, âeither a rogue strain of hashish or standard stuff laced with some psychotomimetic agentâ (U 421; see 465), a drug that causes him to sit in a chair âstudying someoneâs shoeâ (U 422; see 465) and that makes him unable, despite his close study, to figure out whose foot the shoeâand shoes, as we will see, will be just as revealing as drugs in DeLilloâwas on.
And I was especially not talking about heroin (see WN 60), which is all over Underworld, whether under the name âsmackâ (U 462), which dopster comic Lenny Bruce says âcomes from the Yiddish shmek. ⌠Dig it, heâs got a two hundred dollar shmek habitâ (U 594), or the brand name âWall Streetâ (U 231), or âdoojee,â âone of the ninety-nine names of heroinâ (U 502)âlike âthe ninety-nine names of Godâ in The Names (N 272)âwhether that heroin is sucked through a straw (U 258), like Marian Shay, who feels pretty âlazy-daisy, you knowâ (U 261), afterward, or shot up with a needle, a high that comes with âthe lure of critical risk, the little love bite of that dragonfly daggerâ (U 242), the kind that soldiers got hooked on in Vietnam (U 462), or the kind that, already back in the 1950s, at once attracted and repelled Nick Shay, who was âscared of needles and drugsâ (U 502) but fascinated when George the Waiter âreached into the drawer and came out with a box of kitchen matches and a spoonâ and âa hypodermic needleâ (U 725â726), the same George whom Nick finds sitting in the same shabby basement room on the day that would forever change both of their lives.
No, I wasnât talking about any of those illegal or non FDA-approved drugs or even about the use and abuse of prescription medications, which DeLillo also packs his novels with, all those drugs arranged, as they are described in Falling Man, in their little âmystic wheel, the ritualistic design of the hours and days in tablets and capsules, in colors, shapes and numbersâ (FM 48), drugs that require the daily rituals of counting and dividing, coding and classifying, medications with âbrand names ⌠like science-fiction godsâ (M 184; see 122â123), Eric Packerâs âsedatives and hypnoticsâ for insomnia and who knows what else (C 6) or Bill Grayâs âmedications for ailments unknown to scienceâ (M 52), or the three drugs for ailments well known to science that Albert Bronzini in Underworld sets out ânext to his plate on the table, lined up for consumption. His heart pill, his fart pill and his liver pillâ (U 230), or Jack Rubyâs Predulin, the âobesity drugâ (L 251, 351) he is popping obsessively in the days leading up to his murder of Oswald. And then there is, of course, in White Noise, the contrastâthe contrabanding, to be more preciseâbetween Jack Gladneyâs everyday medications, âblood pressure pills, stress pills, allergy pills, eye drops, aspirin. Run of the millâ (WN 62), and the new psychotropic his wife Babette is taking in the latest rogue clinical study by Big Pharma, the âsuper experimental and top secret drug, code-name Dylar,â a drug that promises to cure our most ancient and deep-rooted fear, our fear of death (WN 193; see 62).
I wasnât talking about any of that, and not even about the language-inhibiting super-drug concocted by the Happy Valley Commune in Great Jones Street, an âextreme substanceâ that âattacks a particular region in the left hemisphere of the brain. ⌠the verbal hemisphere,â âwhere the words are keptâ (GJ 171, 228), even though, as we will see, language, words, will be central to the kind of contraband I wish to highlight here. So not that and not even the little tab of acid that, in Americana, Bobby Brandâthe first figure of a writer in DeLillo, and that is perhaps not a coincidence, though he is a failed writer, a fake writer, a contrabrand writerâgives to David Bell, that âticket to unapproachable regionsâ that allows the twenty-eight-year-old Bell to catch sight of himself some thirty years later, âat the age of sixty, mangled larvae clinging to [his] bleak fleshâ (A 114).
The contraband I wish to talk about is different than, though not unrelated to, all these substances that promise some kind of communion or forgetting, some sort of death or the forgetting of death, or else some insight into the nature of things. As someone says in Great Jones Street, âIf youâre interested in reading about things, you might as well take a little sniffy now and again. In the long run thatâs where thingness liesâ (GJ 61). Itâs where thingness lies, but perhaps also, and especially, where wordness lies, or, better still, the relationship, the double-banded or contrabanded relationship, as we will see, between words and things.
Alcohol
Tod Morgan handed me what he called a real drink. It was scotch and water. It made me feel very warm and I didnât like the taste much. But I seemed to be having a good time.
A 188
Iâm at that certain stage in a night of drinking and talking when I see things clearly through a small opening, a window in space. I know things. I know what weâre going to say before we say it.
N 226
The important thing is to sit and wait, to be patient. The other important thing is not to vomit. You see a man every so often standing over a curbstone vomiting. He did not want to think of himself as that kind of man.
U 709â710
In speaking of contraband, then, I wasnât referring to any of DeLilloâs drugs of choice, whether illegal, legal, or inventions of another kind, and I wasnât referring to drinking either, which is technically not contraband, at least not any more in the United States, but is also supposed to produce an altered or paranormal or counter-normal state and has always been, at least in American letters, part of the myth or the mystique of the writer. As Bill Gray says to his editor in Mao II, âRemember literature, Charlie? It involved getting drunk and getting laidâ (M 122). That kind of literature may well be a thing of the past, as Gray suggests, but writers still drink and still write about drinking, and DeLillo is no exception, from the opening party in Americana to the drunken orgy of its closing pages, with David Bellâs sloppy overindulgence at the Drake Hotel in Chicago sandwiched somewhere in between (A 265), and from the uproarious dormitory beer party in End Zone to Lyle with Rosemary in a series of New York bars in Players (P 58, 74) or Selvy with Moll in âFrankieâs Tropical Barâ in Running Dog (RD 62), or, in the same novel, Selvy alone with Jim Beam in an Irish bar on Eighth Avenue (RD 115), or Nick Shay in Underworld not in the Red Rose or the White Rose or the Blarney Stone but, wouldnât you know it, back in Frankieâs Tropical Bar, on the Lower East Side, where he says heâll drink whatever his old grammar school friend Jerry is drinking, which turns out to be a stinger, just before the lights go out on November 9, 1965 (U 617â623). Later in the novel, we find the same Nick drinking âvodka tonicsâ among managers at a business conference (U 281) and then, by the very end, itâs the mid-1990s, âaged grappaâ while listening to jazz at home in Phoenix (U 810), because these things tend to change over time.
But that is really just a taste of the many varieties of alcohol in Underworld alone, everything from potato vodka, brandy, tequila, Tanqueray martinis, and homemade wine from the Bronx (U 115, 357, 768; see 224, 484, 473) to Seagramâs âin a short glass with a single ice cubeâ (U 356; see 649) and âOld Mr. Boston, a rye whiskey unknown to the Cabots and the Lodgesâ (U 708). For each drink there is, of course, a profile and an attitude, the Madison Avenue advertising type, for example, who drinks âgibsons straight upâ and says âthanks muchâ (U 527) or who âinhales a Cutty on the rocksâ before jumping on âthe last express to Westportâ (U 534â535; see N 261, V 34).
Or just in Libra, thereâs Laurence Parmenterâs Beefeater martini on a flight from Dallas back to Washington after meeting with former CIA officials planning an attempt on the life of President Kennedy (L 30), David Ferrieâs scotch and soda with mafia boss Carmine Latta (L 173), Wayne Elko in Little Havana in Miami, ready to train for the assassination of JFK but stopping off first for a âcerveza Schlitzâ (L 176)ânot his smartest moveâand Guy Banister in New Orleans with his Early Times⢠bourbon (L 61), or Oswald himself in a Moscow hospital, recovering from a feeble suicide attempt by drinking âvodka with cucumber bitsâ (L 153). Or in Amazons, not to be undone, the generous servings of Scotch (AZ 9, 58, 260, 275), Seagramâs V.O. (AZ 212), MoĂŤt Champagne (AZ 319), red wine in gallon jugs (AZ 275), those drinks you get in Polynesian restaurants that are âso devastating the management limits the number you can orderâ (AZ 41), and those Tanqueray martinis again (AZ 170, 228, 236). Amazons also features a couple of truly novel forms of alcohol delivery, such as âa water pistol full of ouzoâ (AZ 269) and, elderly take note, a hollow cane that can be filled with scotch and soda and emptied over the course of a long walk through the streets of Manhattan: âWe finished the caneâ (AZ 378).
Thereâs thus sedentary drinking and then drinking on the run, drinking on the roadâEric Packer in Cosmopolis knocking back vodkas in his all-day limo ride across Manhattan (C 89)âeven bicoastal or comparative drinking, if you will allow the expression, Jackie Gleason ordering an umpteenth beer for himself, Frank Sinatra, Toots Shor, and J. Edgar Hoover (who usually prefers âa tumbler of scotchâ (U 556)) at the famous Giants-Dodgers game in 1951 at the Polo Grounds in New York (U 28, 34) and then, decades later, Nick Shay and his colleagues ordering rounds of sour mash whiskeyâway more shi shi than beerâat Dodger Stadium in LA (U 91â92, 99). And then thereâs intercontinental drinking, James Axton in The Names drinking arak in Jerusalem (N 150), ouzo or red wine on the Greek island of Kouros (N 74), and another American, maybe CIA, maybe not, âinhaling short Scotchesâ (N 261 V 34) in Athens, or Bill Gray from Mao II in Cyprus, after drinking Metaxaââa medicine dating nobly to the nineteenth centuryâ (M 196)âunable to recall how he got back to his hotel (M 211â212), or else, in Underworld, Nick and his colleague Brian Glassic sharing a bottle of Chivas Regal on their way to Kazakhstan, after all the vodka and warm beer during their layover in Semipalatinsk (U 789, 795, 799).
Thatâs a decent amount of drinking, to be sure, though it could be worse. Indeed, there are American writers where itâs a lot worse (think Hemingway, Kerouac, or Mailer), but thereâs still a lot of drinking, almost always related, and there should be no surprise here, to a kind of self-destructive, suicidal drive that is not unrelated to contraband. It could be worse, I say, but only a man who knows his drink could have concocted this sentence about a late-night glass of vodka and orange juice, commonly known as a screwdriver, in Point Omega: âThe drink was at that stage in the life of a drink when you take the last bland sip and fade into rueful introspection, somewhere between self-pity and self-accusationâ (PO 30â31). One would do well to keep an eye on all these alcohols in DeLillo, but also on that orange juice, which, in Underworld, will be not only a life-giving liquid but the ultimate contraband substance.
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