TOM PLAYS, FIGHTS, AND HIDES
No answer.
āTOM!ā
No answer.
āWhatās gone with that boy, I wonder? You TOM!ā
No answer.
The old lady pulled her spectacles down and looked over them about the room; then she put them up and looked out under them. She seldom or never looked through them for so small a thing as a boy; they were her state pair, the pride of her heart, and were built for āstyle,ā not serviceāshe could have seen through a pair of stove-lids just as well. She looked perplexed for a moment, and then said, not fiercely, but still loud enough for the furniture to hear:
āWell, I lay if I get hold of you Iāllāā
She did not finish, for by this time she was bending down and punching under the bed with the broom, and so she needed breath to punctuate the punches with. She resurrected nothing but the cat.
āI never did see the beat of that boy!ā
She went to the open door and stood in it and looked out among the tomato vines and ājimpsonā weeds that constituted the garden. No Tom. So she lifted up her voice at an
angle calculated for distance and shouted:
āY-o-u-u Tom!ā
There was a slight noise behind her and she turned just in time to seize a small boy by the slack of his roundabout and arrest his flight.
āThere! I might āaā thought of that closet. What you been doing in there?ā
āNothing.ā
āNothing! Look at your hands. And look at your mouth. What is that truck?ā
āI donāt know, aunt.ā
āWell, I know. Itās jamāthatās what it is. Forty times Iāve said if you didnāt let that jam alone Iād skin you. Hand me that switch.ā
The switch hovered in the airāthe peril was desperateā
āMy! Look behind you, aunt!ā
The old lady whirled round, and snatched her skirts out of danger. The lad fled on the instant, scrambled up the high board-fence, and disappeared over it.
His aunt Polly stood surprised a moment, and then broke into a gentle laugh.
āHang the boy, canāt I never learn anything? Aināt he played me tricks enough like that for me to be looking out for him by this time? But old fools is the biggest fools there is. Canāt learn an old dog new tricks, as the saying is. But my goodness, he never plays them alike, two days, and how is a body to know whatās coming? He āpears to know just how long he can torment me before I get my dander up, and he knows if he can make out to put me off for a minute or make me laugh, itās all down again and I canāt hit him a lick. I aināt doing my duty by that boy, and thatās the Lordās truth, goodness knows. Spare the rod and spile the child, as the Good
Book says. Iām a laying up sin and suffering for us both,
I know. Heās full of the Old Scratch, but laws-a-me! heās my own dead sisterās boy, poor thing, and I aināt got the heart to lash him, somehow. Every time I let him off, my conscience does hurt me so, and every time I hit him my old heart most breaks. Well-a-well, man that is born of woman is of few days and full of trouble, as the Scripture says, and I reckon itās so. Heāll play hookey this evening, and Iāll just be obleeged to make him work, tomorrow, to punish him. Itās mighty hard to make him work Saturdays, when all the boys is having holiday, but he hates work more than he hates anything else, and Iāve
got to do some of my duty by him, or Iāll be the ruination of the child.ā
Tom did play hookey, and he had a very good time. He got back home barely in season to help Jim, the small colored boy, saw next-dayās wood and split the kindlings before supperāat least he was there in time to tell his adventures to Jim while Jim did three-fourths of the work. Tomās younger brother (or rather half-brother) Sid was already through with his part of the work (picking up chips), for he was a quiet boy, and had no adventurous, trouble-some ways.
While Tom was eating his supper, and stealing sugar as opportunity offered, Aunt Polly asked him questions that were full of guile, and very deepāfor she wanted to trap him into damaging revealments. Like many other simple-hearted souls, it was her pet vanity to believe she was endowed with a talent for dark and mysterious diplomacy, and she loved to contemplate her most transparent devices as marvels of low cunning. Said she:
āTom, it was middling warm in school, warnāt it?ā
āYesām.ā
āPowerful warm, warnāt it?ā
āDidnāt you want to go in a-swimming, Tom?ā
A bit of a scare shot through Tomāa touch of uncomfortable suspicion. He searched Aunt Pollyās face, but it told him nothing. So he said:
āNoāmāwell, not very much.ā
The old lady reached out her hand and felt Tomās shirt, and said:
āBut you aināt too warm now, though.ā And it flattered her to reflect that she had discovered that the shirt was dry without anybody knowing that that was what she had in her mind. But in spite of her, Tom knew where the wind lay, now. So he forestalled what might be the next move:
āSome of us pumped on our headsāmineās damp yet. See?ā
Aunt Polly was vexed to think she had overlooked that bit of circumstantial evidence, and missed a trick. Then she had a new inspiration:
āTom, you didnāt have to undo your shirt collar where I sewed it, to pump on your head, did you? Unbutton your jacket!ā
The trouble vanished out of Tomās face. He opened his jacket. His shirt collar was securely sewed.
āBother! Well, go ālong with you. Iād made sure youād played hookey and been a-swimming. But I forgive ye, Tom. I reckon youāre a kind of a singed cat, as the saying isābetterān you look. This time.ā
She was half sorry her sagacity had miscarried, and half glad that Tom had stumbled into obedient conduct for once.
But Sidney said:
āWell, now, if I didnāt think you sewed his collar with white thread, but itās black.ā
āWhy, I did sew it with white! Tom!ā
But Tom did not wait for the rest. As he went out at the door he said:
āSiddy, Iāll lick you for that.ā
In a safe place Tom examined two large needles which were thrust into the lapels of his jacket, and had thread bound about themāone needle carried white thread and the other black. He said:
āSheād never noticed if it hadnāt been for Sid. Confound it! sometimes she sews it with white, and sometimes she sews it with black. I wish to gee-miny sheād stick to one or tāotherāI canāt keep the run of āem. But I bet you Iāll lam Sid for that. Iāll learn him!ā
He was not the Model Boy of the village. He knew the model boy very well thoughāand loathed him.
Within two minutes, or even less, he had forgotten all his troubles. Not because his troubles were one whit less heavy and bitter to him than a manās are to a man, but because a new and powerful interest bore them down and drove them out of his mind for the timeājust as menās misfortunes are forgotten in the excitement of new enterprises. This new interest was a valued novelty in whistling, which he had just acquired from a negro, and he was suffering to practise it un-disturbed. It consisted in a peculiar bird-like turn, a sort of liquid warble, produced by touching the tongue to the roof of the mouth at short intervals in the midst of the musicāthe reader probably remembers how to do it, if he has ever been a boy. Diligence and attention soon gave him the knack of it, and he strode down the street with his mouth full of harmony and his soul full of gratitude. He felt much as an astronomer feels who has discovered a new planetāno doubt, as far as strong, deep, unalloyed pleasure is concerned,
the advantage was with the boy, not the astronomer.
The summer evenings were long. It was not dark, yet. Presently Tom checked his whistle. A stranger was before himāa boy a shade larger than himself. A new-comer of any age or either sex was an im-pressive curiosity in the poor little shabby village of St. Petersburg. This boy was well dressed, tooāwell dressed on a week-day. This was simply astounding. His cap was a dainty thing, his close-buttoned blue cloth roundabout was new and natty, and so were his pantaloons. He had shoes onāand it was only Friday. He even wore a necktie, a bright bit of ribbon. He had a citified air about him that ate into Tomās vitals. The more Tom stared at the splendid marvel, the higher he turned up his nose at his finery and the shabbier and shabbier his own outfit seemed to him to grow. Neither boy spoke. If one moved, the other movedābut only sidewise, in a circle; they kept face to face and eye to eye all the time. Finally Tom said:
āI can lick you!ā
āIād like to see you try it.ā
āWell, I can do it.ā
āNo you canāt, either.ā
āYes I can.ā
āNo you canāt.ā
āI can.ā
āYou canāt.ā
āCan!ā
āCanāt!ā
An uncomfortable pause. Then Tom said:
āWhatās your name?ā
āāTisnāt any of your business, maybe.ā
āWell I ālow Iāll make it my business.ā
āWell why donāt you?ā
āIf you say much, I will.ā
āMuchāmuchāmuch. There now.ā
āOh, you think youāre mighty smart, donāt you? I could lick you with one hand tied behind me, if I wanted to.ā
āWell why donāt you do it? You say you can do it.ā
āWell I will, if you fool with me.ā
āOh yesāIāve seen whole families in the same fix.ā
āSmarty! You think youāre some, now, donāt you? Oh, what a hat!ā
āYou can lump that hat if you donāt like it. I dare ...