Part One
SCENE 1
is a film.
Setting: a comprehensive school playground.
End of day, pupils coming out into playground.
Two of them meet and stop to chat.
BOY ONE is the slighter, more anxious of the two.
BOY TWO is bright-eyed, confident, long-haired, self-assured in tone and gesture.
BOY ONE: Just twenty-four hours to go!
BOY TWO: Stop counting or the hours wonât pass.
BOY ONE: What time does the record shop open?
BOY TWO: 10 a.m. probably.
BOY ONE: We can sleep outside to be the first.
BOY TWO: We canât sleep outside Harum Records, not in Crouch End. The police will think weâre up to no good.
BOY ONE: I canât wait.
BOY TWO: Stop fretting, weâll be the first ones there to buy copies.
BOY ONE: Never! Everyone will want the new Led Zeppelin.
BOY TWO: Stop fretting I tell you!
BOY ONE: (Fretting.) Physical Graffiti. Wonder what it sounds like.
BOY TWO: A double album, bound to have good tunes in it.
BOY ONE: It canât be better than âHouses of the Holyâ.
BOY TWO: But if it is, itâll be bloody amazing.
BOY ONE: How about the Kubric film tomorrow night?
BOY TWO: 2001? Seen it! Twice! Best film ever.
Two other kids, BULLIES, approach the two chatting.
On âbest film everâ one of the BULLIES kicks BOY TWO from behind.
Clever!
BULLY turns on him menacingly.
BULLY: Get lost!
BOY TWO: (Fearlessly.) OK, I will.
(To BOY ONE.) So where were we?
BOY ONE: Two thousand and one.
BOY TWO: Oh, yes. The Kubric film.
BULLY: (Furious to be ignored.) I said get fucking lost.
BOY TWO: You didnât say âget fucking lostâ. You just said âget lostâ, and I said âok, I willâ.
BULLY: Move then.
BOY TWO: When Iâm ready. Iâm talking to my friend here. Do you mind?
BULLY: Yeah, I do mind. You talk too much.
BOY TWO: How can one talk too much?
BULLY: Talk too much, smile too much, posh too much.
BOY TWO: âPosh too muchâ??!!!.
BULLY: There you go. Fucking know-all!
BOY TWO: I donât know all, just some. And I canât un-educate myself, not even for you. Sorry, but thatâs me.
BULLY: And this is me.
BULLY smashes a straight-from-the-shoulder fist into BOY TWOâs eye.
NOTE: it is important that the offending arm is filmed moving horizontally to its target because the arm must mix and morph â filmically â into the aeroplane crashing into the TWIN TOWERS, just as the bone thrown in jubilation into the air by the victorious ape in Kubrickâs â2001â morphs into a space ship.
The Kubrick images link across eons from a first simple thought (the bone as weapon) to a complex one (the space ship).
Our images link the BULLYâs spiteful action to the murderous spiteful action of the TWIN TOWER DESTROYERS, suggesting that both actions spring from an adolescent-like inferiority complex.
The BOY TWOâs cleverness like the skyward thrusting towers, intimidates those who imagine that only violence, death, and destruction can assuage their frustration, can make the world behave as they want it to behave.
FILM ENDS.
A PUB BAR.
CHRISTOPHER and JASON.
CHRISTOPHER: When did you start hating me?
JASON: From the beginning. When I was two years old and happy and then you came along and usurped my place in the scheme of things.
CHRISTOPHER: Thatâs understandable. Whatâs not understandable is why you never got over it. Why did it persist, this hatred?
JASON: Because you didnât stop draining my happiness. You were cleverer than me, better at sports, better looking.
CHRISTOPHER: But you possessed charm. Everyone loved your sweetness. We were a family full of love.
JASON: Ah! Family! Full of love!
CHRISTOPHER: Isnât that what you experienced?
JASON: What I experienced was the tyranny of family love!
CHRISTOPHER: Not tyranny, our parents were disappointed perhaps. They wanted to see us involved in the arts but you chose politics and I chose law.
JASON: The tyranny of expectations, then.
CHRISTOPHER: They couldnât have been really disappointed by our choices whatever their expectations.
JASON: You didnât feel the disappointments, I did.
CHRISTOPHER: That was your problem not the familyâs.
JASON: Family! Family! You canât hate him, heâs your brother. Your flesh and blood! What an absurd notion. Just because we were baked in the same oven doesnât mean we had to share the same feelings. Thereâs nothing inherent in the notion of family that guarantees love. Nothing! Go back to the beginning of it all, God himself wanted us to know that family does not equal love.
CHRISTOPHER: Cain and Abel?
JASON: Yes, brother, Cain and Abel. Why did God have Cain kill Abel? We had to learn it at school: âCain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering to the LordâŚbut unto Cain and his offering he had not respect.â Why? Why was Abelâs offerings of âfirstlings of his flock and the fat thereofâ more acceptable to the Lord than Cainâs âfruit of the groundâ? Why was Abel beloved of the Lord and Cain not? Explain it to me. The Bible offers no explanation. âIf thou dost wellâ said the Lord, âshalt thou not be accepted?â But Cain did well. He was a tiller of the ground and offered the fruit thereof. What is so unacceptable about the fruit of the ground? Wheat, barley, corn, olivesâŚ? Of course Cain was angry. Who wouldnât be?
CHRISTOPHER: Enough to murder your brother?
JASON: In some circumstances? Yes!
CHRISTOPHER: Good Lord! What kind of political policies will you be promoting to win votes?
JASON: Honesty! The truth of things. Family is not the basic unit of civilised society, intelligence is. Stupidity is the offence. And sentimentality.
CHRISTOPHER: Sentimentality?
JASON: Dishonest feelings. Feelings that encourage you to fall in love with yourself.
CHRISTOPHER: I donât believe you can do good unless you fall a little in love with yourself.
JASON: But not fall in love with yourself falling in love.
CHRISTOPHER: And Abel did, you think!
JASON: Abel, for sure â cleverer, better at sports, better looking.
CHRISTOPHER: But you canât know that for sure.
JASON: I can safely assume, though.
CHRISTOPHER: Safely! Sunny, self-satisfied, and smiling too much, the tyranny of family joy.
CHRISTOPHER: You know mother is dying?
JASON: How could I not know!
CHRISTOPHER: And itâs her birthday in a few weeks time.
JASON: That I had forgotten. What are we buying her?
CHRISTOPHER: She told me what she wants.
JASON: Thatâs the surprise ...