- 152 pages
- English
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Dirty Crusty
About this book
"We must be the women of the future standing here in this bathroom because we look like sex and power, we look like sex and power, and you don't even know it, standing there in that motherfucking pantsuit." Jeanine is determined to improve her life. With sex. With dance. With new hobbies, like horticulture. But self-improvement is hard. Reclaiming your dreams is hard. And personal hygiene is really, really hard.
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PART I
VICTOR
Jeanine?
JEANINE
Oh my god Victor! You’re so scary!
VICTOR
Sorry
JEANINE
You grew a beard!
VICTOR
I did
JEANINE
It’s changed your whole face
VICTOR
You are exactly the same
JEANINE
Really?
VICTOR
Yeah, your face is exactly the same
JEANINE
I don’t think so
VICTOR
No?
JEANINE
No. See when I squint my eyes like this. You see these crow’s feet?
VICTOR
Uh
JEANINE
Come into the light
They move into the light.
JEANINE
See when I squint my eyes like this you see these crow’s feet?
VICTOR
I guess, yes, sort of
Pause.
VICTOR
You didn’t have those before?
JEANINE
Well sure, but now they’re deeper
VICTOR
You look good
JEANINE
I mean, it’s the same for everyone. We’re all in the same boat
She smiles at him.
JEANINE
I didn’t know you were back in town. I mean, I thought you were living somewhere else
VICTOR
No. I’m here now
JEANINE
Oh
VICTOR
Yeah. I do engravings down at Danny’s trophy shop
JEANINE
Cool. Yeah I’m down at Costco in the Optical Department
They smile at each other.
JEANINE
But I’m also at the nursing school!
VICTOR
Oh
JEANINE
Or, not the nursing school. I’m doing classes. To like. Be able to go / to the nursing school
VICTOR
I heard you were down in Portland / getting your–
JEANINE
Oh, just for a second. I didn’t–
VICTOR
My sister did that. She’s a nurse
JEANINE
Here?
VICTOR
No. Down in Peshastin
JEANINE
Does she like it?
VICTOR
Um. She does not. To be honest
JEANINE
Yeah. I’m starting to get nervous it wasn’t a good idea…
…
…
..
.
The sun has set completely now. It’s very dark.
JEANINE
Oh my gosh it’s nighttime. I just realized it’s nighttime
VICTOR
Yup
JEANINE
When did the sun go down? I totally missed it!
VICTOR
Where are you headed?
JEANINE
Oh. I don’t know. I’m not really headed anywhere.
(Pause.)
I guess I should go home
VICTOR
I guess it is nighttime
JEANINE
Okay I’m going home. It was so good to see you, Victor
VICTOR
You too. Really good to see you
Morning. The same street. JEANINE and VICTOR coming from different directions.
VICTOR
Hey Jeanine! Good morning!
JEANINE
Well I can’t ...
Table of contents
- Half-Title Page
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Contents
- Overture
- Part I
- Part II
- Part III
- Appendix