- 72 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub
Wendy Hoose
About this book
Laura and Jake just want sex. Late Friday night drunken sex. Nothing more. No strings attached. But getting your leg over is sometimes more difficult than you think. Wendy Hoose is about two twenty year olds searching for love in all the wrong places.
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Information
Good afternoon. My name is Anna Maria and I will be your audio describer this afternoon for any members of the audience that are visually not able to see. Today’s performance will be signed on a TV screen to the left of the stage. It will be captioned above the stage. Emoticons and such other modern things are used in the captioning. I wont have time to describe them all because I’m quite frankly overworked as it is.
We see a large cube, there are pictures of naked limbs some more attractive than others printed on it. There’s a projected map of Glasgow, which is a city in Scotland. A red dot appears, moving towards Cumbernauld, which is in the arse end of nowhere.
A boy appears – JAKE. He’s wearing jeans, leather jacket, t-shirt and trainers. He’s cute if you squint your eyes or have indulged in a few intoxicating beverages. He also has quite a nice arse considering how skinny he is.
Text messages are being projected;
– N E mre pics
– Just the one but I’m shy haha x
– pls
– You’ll get to see soon enough
– u r hrny rt?
– Why else would I be on here?
Are you coming over then?
– deffo stll wtng on txi
– Cool. I’m flat 4 - you need to press call to call. lol
– jst 1 pic 4 txi
– Just one
– cu sn x
That was quite a struggle – I was privately educated you know. A red bedroom is revealed. A double bed, and some shelves with various crap on it. There’s a girl reading Take A Break – LAURA. She’s wearing a sort of baby doll nightie-goon. Her rather sizeable breasts are hanging out of it. You might say LAURA was attractive looking. I wouldn’t f...
Table of contents
- Cover
- Title Page
- Copyright
- Contents
- Character
- Note to the Reader/Director
- Wendy Hoose
- By the same author