A box, centre stage. ZACHās voice comes from inside it. CAROLās voice comes from beyond a door, down stage right, that leads to another part of the house. There is a second ā chain-locked ā door in the back wall.
ZACH: Carol?
CAROL: Yeah?
Pause.
ZACH: Carol?
CAROL: Yeah?
ZACH: I got a call from Ieuan. He said heās been doing this thing ⦠er ⦠and wants to give me ⦠well, wants ⦠well, heād seen this thing on CNN. Basically itās these guys in America whoāve got the same as me.
CAROL: Shell shock?
ZACH: Yeah.
CAROL: Post Traumatic Stress?
ZACH: Yeah. Do you agree Iāve got it?
CAROL: Yes.
Pause.
CAROL: Are you ok?
ZACH: Yeah. Well, no, because Iāve got PTSD, havenāt I?
CAROL: Yeah.
ZACH: So like Iām not OK.
CAROL: Have you taken something?
ZACH: No, Iāve not taken anything. ⦠Oh Carol, Iāve got terrible gas.
CAROL: Are you in your box?
ZACH: Do you know that? How do you know about it? Have you been looking in my room? Carol?
CAROL: Course I know about it. I know about it. Itās the elephant, isnāt it.
ZACH: Itās a cardboard box.
CAROL: Iāve always felt itās like the elephant in the room.
ZACH: Like a metaphor?
CAROL: Itās the big unmentionable.
ZACH: I wish it was a bit bigger ācos Iām losing the circulation in my legs from using it. Maybe Iāll try it upside down.
CAROL: Youāre upside down?
ZACH: Yes, maybe Iāll try it the other way round because itās already putting me in a strange mood. Iām in a strange mood.
CAROL: Shall I go upside down as well? Will that help you?
ZACH: What do you mean, upside down?
CAROL: I could go upside down outside the door.
ZACH: Like a yoga position?
CAROL: Well, why not? You know ā¦
ZACH: Are you going to do a handstand or something?
CAROL: Iām just trying to show some empathy.
ZACH: What are you wearing? Are you wearing a dress?
CAROL: Iāve got those things on that you like.
ZACH: Suspenders under a dress?
CAROL: Yes, the ones you like.
ZACH: Yeah but if you go upside down everyoneās going to see your legs, arenāt they, and the sussies.
CAROL: Not everybody. Itās for you, Zach.
ZACH: Make sure the curtainās shut and donāt open the door.
CAROL: Theyāre shut already. Iāve shut them. Iām not an exhibitionist.
Pause.
ZACH: Go on then.
CAROL: So Iām going to get in my box now.
ZACH: Are you going to go upside down?
CAROL: Yes, in my box.
ZACH: I thought you were going to go upside down?
CAROL: Yes, in my box.
ZACH: What do you need a box for?
CAROL: Cos I need it. Itās a self-cure.
ZACH: Iām the one with the problem.
CAROL: Am I not allowed to have one?
ZACH: Iām the one in the box.
CAROL: Weāve all got problems, Zach.
ZACH: Yeah but mineās the big one.
CAROL: How selfish can you get?
ZACH: Iāve got to look after number one otherwise something bad is gonna happen.
CAROL: This is the problem with our marriage.
ZACH: Oh for Christās sake.
CAROL: Itās all about me me me me me me me me me.
ZACH: How can you say that? I went to Iraq for you.
Pause.
CAROL: What were you saying before? Ieuan has given you something?
ZACH: Yeah babe. Erm ā¦
CAROL: Whatās he given you?
ZACH: Erm ⦠well he saw this thing on CNN.
CAROL: CNN?
ZACH: Well what they are doing is er ⦠theyāre erm ⦠Theyāre giving like ecstasy to war veterans.
CAROL: Theyāre what?
ZACH: Thereās a trial run in Cardiff.
CAROL: Oh right, so thatās OK because itās going on in fucking Cardiff.
ZACH: Theyāre doing like work with er these Welsh Guardsmen in Cardiff.
CAROL: Oh well then it must be safe!
ZACH: And er yeah, itās all like totally clinical.
CAROL: In Cardiff! Cardiff! Bloody Cardiff!
ZACH: Yeah Cardiff. Cardiff.
CAROL: Cardiff.
ZACH: You get down to Cardiff and they give you MDNA like, you take it in a drink. And you lie there then you know, like, you go throu...