Act One
1. WEDGE: IN WHICH WE SEE ONE VERSION OF THE ENDING OF THE STORY
Somewhere in France on a battlefield in the mud.
OLD SIX with BIG DOG laid in front of him, dead. The sounds of explosions far off.
OLD SIX: (Calling out.) HEEEY!!!
CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME??? HEEEEY!!!
My friendā¦
My friend Big Dogā¦
Actually, I say āfriend,ā but really I should say ābrother.ā
Because we Chinese, in the Confucian ethos, tend to the familial with one another.
Everyone to us is an aunt or an uncle, first cousin or mother, grandpa or father, a sister or a brother.
So my brother Big Dogā¦
He was called āBig Dogā because he was big and looked like a dog.
He got smashed to pieces by a mother-and-son cannon shell (weāre even familial with weapons from hell) and now my brother Big Dogās guts have spilled out all over this trench and all over this battlefield and his celestial Confucian blood now mingles with that of the dead Western heroes who didnāt know he was called Big Dog who couldnāt tell us apart one from the other but now heās dead heās surely their brother too.
We canāt leave, Big Dog. We canāt leaveā¦
(Sings.)
āJingyang Ridge the way back home
Inn to rest, cure travellerās woesā¦ā
During the above, unseen by OLD SIX, SECOND MOON has entered. She is a bizarre sight. Dressed in an āopera coat,ā wearing a false beard on her face to denote she is playing a man, with a baby strapped to her stomach. Unlike OLD SIX, she is in full āopera modeā ā stylised walking in a long circle around the stage, in ācharacter.ā
SECOND MOON: (Takes up the song.)
āDark is the night and gone is the day
From Magic Traveller we learn the Wayā
OLD SIX: (Seeing SECOND MOON, astonished.) You!
SECOND MOON: (As MIRACULOUS TRAVELLER.) āPilgrim Wu Song!ā
OLD SIX: You canāt be here!
SECOND MOON: (As MIRACULOUS TRAVELLER.) āI travel the circle of the stage, Pilgrim Wu Song.ā
OLD SIX: But this is no stage!
SECOND MOON: (As MIRACULOUS TRAVELLER.) āWu Song the Pilgrim āā
OLD SIX: No, Iām Old Six ā
SECOND MOON: (As MIRACULOUS TRAVELLER.) āā gallant warrior of the marsh.ā
OLD SIX: Iām no gallant warrior.
SECOND MOON: (As MIRACULOUS TRAVELLER.) āYou slay tigers, kill whole armies, wield flashing swords/ deal death so harsh.ā
OLD SIX: (At the same time.) No. No, I canāt.
SECOND MOON: (As MIRACULOUS TRAVELLER.) āRise up, brother! Come with me!ā
OLD SIX: The cannon shell killed Big Dog and broke my legs. I canāt move.
SECOND MOON: (As MIRACULOUS TRAVELLER.) āYou need but walk the circle, Pilgrim Wu Song.ā
OLD SIX: Back home?
SECOND MOON: (Reciting.) āThe Miraculous Traveller leads you, pilgrim. We shall return to our fraternity home on the marsh.ā
OLD SIX: (Dares to believe.) āYou have that marvellous ability to travel quickly, brother.ā
SECOND MOON: (As if, even in a dream of an opera, her true self fights through.) Hush now, my love. This life is like red dust on the wind.
BANG!
A huge but almost slow-motion explosion. BANG!
The stage is rocked by explosions. SECOND MOON takes OLD SIXās hand and he rises up along with BIG DOG, as they both travel the circle of the stage led by SECOND MOON, while drums and cymbals crash as the āoperaā commencesā¦
OLD SIX and BIG DOG exit, leaving just SECOND MOON as MIRACULOUS TRAVELLER to introduce the drama ā
SECOND MOON: (As MIRACULOUS TRAVELLER.) āI am the Miraculous Traveller. I can cross oceans and lands in the same time the sun will rise and fall. I wear magic talismans, eat no fowl or hog or hound or hare, let not wine touch my lips, travel eight hundred li a day like windā¦ā
Drums, shrill pipe, cacophonous noise. Excited shoutingā¦
2. IN WHICH WE MEET THE MAGICAL CHINESE VARIETY TROUPE OF HORSE SHOE VILLAGE
We are in Horse Shoe Village square. OLD SIX enters ātransformed.ā They are in an āopera.ā BIG DOG has joined EUNUCH LIN. They both bang drums and clappers making the distinctive āclack-clack-clackā Chinese theatre noise. Around them, watching, are assorted villagers, including HEADMAN ZHANG and LONGEVITY LIN.
ALL: (Singing.)
āJingyang Ridge the way back home
Inn to rest, cure travellerās woes
Dark is the night and gone is the day
From Mag...