Act Two
SCENE 1
A few weeks later. EMILY, open-mouthed, and OLIVER. He has just made a shocking announcement.
EMILY: You have got to be joking?
OLIVER: I just think itās important.
EMILY: But weāve talked about this for years and weā¦
OLIVER: I know we have but what you fail toā¦
EMILY: I cannot believe youād do something like that.
OLIVER: Well, Iām sorry.
EMILY: After everything weāveā¦
OLIVER: I just think that nowās the time.
EMILY: Itās not worthy of you.
OLIVER: Oh, come onā¦
EMILY: I feel gutted, to be honest.
OLIVER: Itās just something I feel Iā¦
EMILY: I feel completelyā¦betrayed.
OLIVER: Arenāt you being a bitā¦
EMILY: You have seriously re-joined the Labour Party?!
OLIVER: Iām just tired of feeling soā¦
EMILY: ā¦the last fifteen years despairing about!
OLIVER: ā¦disaffected.
EMILY: āGovernment is merely the shadow cast by big business over society.ā
OLIVER: Comrade Chomsky, I presume?
EMILY: Merely participating in this fraudulent system isā¦
OLIVER: But I am not an anarchistā¦
EMILY: Itās not a question of anarchy!
OLIVER: Weāve got to get the right wing out, surely?
EMILY: But they are all right wing!
OLIVER: Okay, butā¦
EMILY: They stopped representing working people twenty, thirty years agoā¦
OLIVER: At least when New Labour came in there was some kind ofā¦
EMILY: Oliver, we replaced the Tories with a lying, murderingā¦
OLIVER: I knew you wouldnāt approve soā¦
EMILY: Whatever moral authority the Labour Party ever had went up in smoke the day they buried John Smith.
OLIVER: Isnāt that something of a mixed metaphor?
EMILY: John Smith was a man ofā¦
OLIVER: Yes, but he was in opposition soā¦
EMILY: He was a man of integrityā¦
OLIVER: But he was hardly a socialistā¦
EMILY: He was no Tony Benn but at leastā¦
OLIVER: He was just a lawyer with conservative valuesā¦
EMILY: Well, he wasnāt Blair. He wasnāt some power-crazed, warmongeringā¦
OLIVER: And Tony Benn has been proved wrong about almost everything!
EMILY: How can you say that!?
OLIVER: For Godās sake, Emily, he happily confessed to admiring Chairman Mao!
EMILY: What he said actually said wasā¦
OLIVER: And Marx advocated violence soā¦
EMILY: Youāre just anotherā¦fearful liberal, Oliver. And the liberal class has been seduced by wealth and by securityā¦
OLIVER: Itās easy to have integrity when you have no power.
EMILY: New Labour destroyed everything real, decent people believed in. They took away the voice of the ordinary citizen foreverā¦
OLIVER: Like your friend Mr Benn you do have this tendency to sentimentalise the working classesā¦
EMILY: And now the corporations will rule for God knows how long andā¦
OLIVER: Oh, the corporations, the corporationsā¦
EMILY: All these faceless careerists whoāll do or say anything simply to getā¦
OLIVER: We have to make the most of who weāve got and hopeā¦
EMILY: We need to bring about radical change to the wayā¦
OLIVER: Well, if I can be frankā¦
EMILY: Thereās no real democracy and you know it. Thereās no actual choice!
OLIVER: If I can be frank with youā¦
EMILY: Oh, feel free to be frank.
OLIVER: You and your group of nice middle-class ladies with their nice middle-class clothing and their nice middle-class haircuts, all of you standing about in the high street handing out all your leafletsā¦
EMILY: So, youāre deriding my campaigning?
OLIVER: Iām not deriding anything. Iām justā¦
EMILY: And the urgency to act on climate change is being completely ignoredā¦
OLIVER: We know, we knowā¦
EMILY: Where are the writers, the broadcasters, the TV personalities, where are the brave ones screaming: āNo, sorry! Capitalism is not this invincible, unassailable engine of human progress!ā? Iāll tell youā¦
OLIVER: We need to assimilate the Green movement and the Anti-war movement intoā¦
EMILY: Mainstream politics?
OLIVER: Of course.
EMILY: But if anyone ever stood up in mainstream politics and called for Blair to stand trial as a war criminal theyād just be ridiculedā¦
OLIVER: I agree but thatāsā¦
EMILY: (Tearful.) That man must one day be held accountable!
OLIVER: We have to work with the world as it is.
EMILY: And now heās travelling around, lecturing about peace, making his millionsā¦
OLIVER: And stop trying to be perfect all the time.
EMILY: When he should be spending the rest of his life in some tiny prison cell weeping and rocking andā¦
OLIVER: I donāt want to antagonise you butā¦
EMILY: Makes me sick to the stomachā¦
OLIVER: Emilyā¦
EMILY: I so hate him, Oliver! I j...