Time
There was a ship – we don’t have time for this!
cries Stowey to two mates, the one who gasps
and seconds that – No dice! – and the one who stays,
who didn’t have time either,
but stayed,
dwindled as they left him on the footpath
with the ragged clutching soul. Catch us up eh!
Ned yells in earshot – neither figure turned
so the two pass on delighted
to a garden.
Under the threaded arch they move in bliss,
Bill Porlock and Ned Stowey, to the feast
set out so early in the noonday sun
with all of you, how ever
should time
dare to pass? O over the lawns they stroll
to everything they wished. They don’t say so
but they think they’ll find love here today, does Bill,
does Ned, and soon they do
say so.
*
Angela Fackenham-Tray
Is getting married today
In fact has been married an hour,
Is posing in a traditional bower
Beheld by family, bestest friends
All peek-a-boo behind a lens
But, when not freezing for a snap,
Our bride is glowering at this chap
Who just an hour ago she vowed
To have and hold for keeps, out loud.
She made her pledge, he made his oath.
(Thank Christ she thought to write them both.)
Me happy, yay, my day, all sweet,
We’re wed, new pals, eat what we eat!
Patter? Small feet? Faraway!
Be self, express, be free, wahay!
Angela Fackenham-Tray
Got married again today
In fact was married two hours and a quarter
When heard to hiss Bloody drink some water.
*
If the beautiful seating plan had eyes, it would see
Bill Porlock taking his glasses off to see
if chance has placed him next to his old friend Ned
and no one else because apart from his school-friend Ned –
and his other school-friend who for some strange reason stopped
to hear that sea-dog fellow, the one who stopped
and pestered them – apart from those two shipmates
Bill doesn’t know a soul. ‘Result! Two shipmates
together! Table 40! Solid!’ But Ned’s
not listening, Ned’s
gazing off at this tall girl in a dress
of green, what a day, O girl who chose a green dress,
who frowned in her flowery things in the face of her wardrobe,
reached with a sigh deep into her Narnia wardrobe,
selected a lipstick before Ned saw her,
rode in a car before Ned saw her,
lived half her life!
well, half her young life,
now shields her eyes, and he’s saying to no one at all
‘I hope that honey in green’s on our table...’ it’s all
he hopes. And Bill Porlock, listening, having nobody
else to listen to, wiping his glasses, nobody
else’s name to locate on the crayoned plan
says ‘Tell me her name and I’ll check on this crayoned Plan,
shipmate.’ And Ned says reasonably ‘I don’t know
her sodding name, do I. All I know...’
Bill Porlock waits and wonders what it is,
but it’s nothing. Bill squints at the Plan and says ‘If her name is
Lucy Gray, Eldrida Half-Dane,
that’s a funny old name that, Half-Dane,
Group-Captain Henry Jones –
Group-Captain Henry Jones
is unlikely to be her name – if it’s Bella Croft
then yes, she’s on our table, BELLA CROFT,’
Bill suddenly says too loud like an utter moron
and the tall girl looks and Ned says ‘Bill you tosser.’
*
‘And, ninthly,’ said the gentleman to Orlando,
as they started on their starters, and already
soup was adventuring down the weathered jawbone,
‘how can one learn to write, is that a thing
one can be taught?’ Ollie began to say ‘I – ’
‘Well I should have thought,’ said the elderly man with the elbow
at his other flank, ‘I should have thought that if one,
were to be termed, for the sake of argument, a “creative”
“writer”, one ought really to have invented
an entirely, new, colour!’ Both those fellows
rocked a...