Think Like a Lawyer Don't Act Like One
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Think Like a Lawyer Don't Act Like One

Aernoud Bourdrez, Jakob Schneider

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Think Like a Lawyer Don't Act Like One

Aernoud Bourdrez, Jakob Schneider

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Think Like a Lawyer Don't Act Like One offers 75 successful strategies for avoiding or solving conflicts. The book can be used when faced with surly officers, angry neighbors, reluctant debtors, sly lawyers and other troublemakers. Each lesson has been fully tried and tested in practice by the author and can be applied at the kitchen table, on the street and in the board room.

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Year
2013
ISBN
9789063693374
#50

It
Started
When
He
Hit
Back

Every day, people infringe the rights and legitimate interests of others. And every day the guilty parties scream blue murder when accused – as if the victims caused the problem. If your rights and interests are trampled on, then you’re quite right to do something about it. Don’t be thrown off by a cry of indignation. Or as Rambo put it: “They drew first blood.”
#51

Stick
To
Your
Principles

Sir Winston Churchill turns to the woman sitting next to him at a dinner: “Would you sleep with me for a million pounds?” “Well
 I suppose so,” she responds. “All right.” says Churchill. “Would you sleep with me for ten pounds?” “Of course not! What kind of woman do you think I am?” she exclaims. “Madam, we’ve already established that you are a whore, we are now haggling over the price.” Stick to your principles. Don’t abandon them at any price. If you do, it will be used against you, for sure.
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The reader, hereinafter referred to as the “unaware”, is assumed to have read and accepted the conditions that follow hereafter. The unaware waives his rights to file any claim against the author, hereinafter referred to as the “inviolable”, or of any third party, including designers, desk-top publishers, printers and publishers, that the inviolable may involve in the production of this book, based on any alleged shortcomings, such as but not limited to any claim that the lessons should be universally applicable, or any shortcoming in the fact that these lessons do not immediately or completely cause the effect that the unaware had expected them to have and, according to him, ought to have been expected to have. Without prejudice to the principle that every person should know the law, the unaware declares to have knowledge of the intellectual property and other rights of the inviolable, the publisher and those third parties assigned by the inviolable, and furthermore with the rights of the inviolable to, both in the Netherlands and the Netherlands, act against every form of infringement of these rights. The unaware hereby also waives his rights to appeal against the disclaimer, which reads “Copy if you dare”. The unaware is fully aware that this sentence is not an invitation, nor can it be understood to be an invitation or a form of approbation to violate the rights of the inviolable, the publisher or any other third party that might be inv...

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