Letter to George Gordon Byron
Dear G, I think you may forgive my cheek
as I address you without that lordly title
and shake you rudely from your embalmed sleep.
I hear youâre well preserved, so the fright will
not do too much harm, I hope. We keep
on coming back to you, we scribblers, entitle
ourselves to your estate of rhyme. My weak
effortâs more a sideways way to speak
of troubles you would no doubt recognise.
A puffed-up England sneers again at all
thatâs foreign, toffs are cheered by plebs they despise.
Schemers promise the mob to âsend them all
backâ, but smirk as they betray. Each vies
to unseat pale Mrs May. Her downfall
will seem small to you, yet who recalls
your Castlereagh? In short, the scene appals.
And Iâve not even mentioned our free press,
the voice of Englandâs bigotry and smuggery.
Youâd not fare too well with them today, Iâd guess.
(Theyâve not lost their old distaste for buggery.)
Theyâve hate for all the joy that they repress
and screeching youâd dismiss as verbal thuggery.
Wits like you are monstered for daring to be
an offence to journosâ propriety.
And still youâd find that freedomâs not a cause
for which the English like to stir their bones.
They flog their bombs to those whoâll pay, of course,
then put high fences right around their homes,
vote to make a fortress of the borders.
This land loves fear, yet reckons that the groans
of the oppressed are just put on, disowns
the fate of its own far-off conflict zones.
Agreed â so far my songâs not very fetching.
Verse should be subtle to reveal its truth.
This is just a complex form of kvetsching,
ineptly done (that last rhyme is the proof).
Whatâs more, these stanzas are proving rather vexing.
Youâd knock out endless cantos in your youth.
Some critics claimed your manner was perplexing,
but you had talent â and looks, which are the main thing.
Nobody reads you now, itâs sad to relay,
save undergrads who slog through their exams.
One writes, âhe was a big noise in his day.
When he croaked he still had many plans â
to liberate the Greeks and do away
with foreign despots. Such inspired demands
suit our own age. What would he likely say
to Brexit? If he were still alive today
heâd cheer, despite extreme old age.â This studentâs
Young Conservative or worse â a bater
of his right-on profs, for sure. Imprudent
he may seem to pen such guff, yet cater
to all views his teachers must. Impudent
rascals who earn Thirds cry foul and later
sue for breach of contract. Their alma mater
would prefer them to become donators.
That student has a point, I must admit,
on your beloved Greece. Youâd weep to see
it coshed by men in suits who seem legit,
but have a bankerâs taste for liberty,
i.e. not much of one. And what wonât fit
the marketsâ needs is ripe for pillory â
jobless Greeks are supernumerary,
just like quaint notions of equality.
Right-thinking folk will overlook these faults
of European peace. Besides, they travel
widely and love Paris well. Assaults
upon their right to shop in Rome, then marvel
idly at St Peterâs gilded vaults,
are not well received. They curse the rabble
who queered their cushy pitch, but what revolts
them most is that the revolting dared to revolt.
And who can blame them? After all, theyâve got
those tabloid-reading troglodytes to thank
that their kids will miss out on that spot
with the Commission or (better) Deutsche Bank.
Truly, you canât envy them their lot â
the most their darlings can hope for nowâs a think-tank
or a civil service job. The rank
injustice of it all is clear. I drank,
dear G, a toast to you the other day.
Can you guess, deep in your tomb, the cause?
The date of your arrival at Missolonghi,
in 1824. Iâve seen those shores
where you alighted to acclaim, away
from home yet finding home in othersâ wars.
Iâm too much a coward to choose your way,
but let my poem mark that anniversary.
Station to Station
Zoologischer Garten
The dawn comes pre-soundtracked â
shimmers of Moog, the plosive tick
of a drum machine. Pigeons are analogue,
scatter across the opening pan of this travelogue.
Nottingham Central
Tea too hot to drink in cups too ho...