CHAPTER 1
Behind the Seams
Trash and treasure
Iāve decided to have the skirts made. At 10 a.m. Monday morning in Sydneyās Kings Cross, the lights are off on the landmark Coke sign, and in the harsh sun the white letters that spell out āEnjoy Coca-Colaā are the grey of grubby bra-straps. An empty can rolls past, and a man-mountain grins at me as he stops it with his foot. He has the Southern Cross inked on his neck above the collar of his nylon football shirt, the kind that takes forty years to degrade in landfill.
I turn down past the newsagent, which has a display of $8.95 caps out front. The original baseball caps were made in the 1840s from straw for the New York Knickerbockers; these are polyester with plastic trim. Polyester is made from ethylene, derived from petroleum; its production is energy intensive and heavy on the greenhouse gases. Aesthetically speaking, poly turns me right off ā often shiny, always sweaty, it crackles with static best left to Boney M ā but environmentally most cotton is no better. It takes up to 2,700 litres of water to make enough cotton for one T-shirt. Conventional cotton farming uses one quarter of the worldās pesticides. Straw starts to sound like a pretty good idea.
I pass a gentrified pocket set back from the street, with a slick cafĆ©, a gym, and a nightclub with a velvet rope ā while itās smarter than the dives on the main drag, the female patrons still shriek and stumble in their too-high heels as they leave the club. I know; Iāve been one of them. I used to buy a new outfit every week for those Friday night shenanigans. I never thought about how it was made.
This end of the street lacks the pulse of further up. Thereās a greasy spoon and a drycleaner advertising āRepairs, alterations, jeans patched,ā with a sewing machine in the window Iāve never seen manned, and then a dead end. Only those on foot can snake down to the Gothic arches of the Jesuit-run St Caniceās church. One Christmas, a woman turning into Roslyn Street after midnight mass was stabbed multiple times by a mugger. He escaped with small change ā barely enough to buy a baseball cap.
Sometimes when I drive here, I approach the back way and park outside the church gates, where the homeless queue up for their free lunch. I feel guilty, ashamed that I make snap judgments based on how they look; but thereās something about their enveloping layers I find threatening. Whatās under all those blankets and scarves? Who is under there? I know full well that they must wear those heavy coats in the sun or risk losing them because they donāt have the luxury of a wardrobe, and that admitting this makes me sound like a caricature of a shallow fashion person, like Will Ferrell playing Mugatu in Zoolander: Whatās the vision behind your new āDerelicteā collection, Mugatu? āIām inspired by the homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores!ā
āDerelicteā is a parody of a fashion moment that actually happens ā repeatedly. You can trace its origins back to the London punks who wore bin bags, and Sid Vicious holding his shredded pants together with safety pins. Jean Paul Gaultier had them in mind when he dreamt up his robe sac poubelle (āgarbage-bag dressā). He was twenty-eight at the time, and fresh from learning his trade at Pierre Cardin, but the dress, made of draped black plastic, accessorised by bangles recycled from empty tin cans and a handbag made from an old ashtray, gave those who saw it a glimpse of the āenfant terribleā Gaultier was to become. Itās a tag he doesnāt like, but one that fits him rather well ā even now heās of an age more suited to pottering around the garden.
Four years aprĆØs Gaultierās garbage-bag frock debuted in Paris, John Galliano finished studying fashion at Londonās Saint Martinās School of Art and Design with a graduate collection titled āLes Incroyables,ā inspired by French revolutionaries (and perhaps Vivienne Westwood ā she did it first).
Gibraltar-born Galliano was dark-eyed and dangerous, with the swagger of Rudolph Valentino. āLes Incroyablesā featured his clubbing friends as models, music by DJ Jeremy Healy, and fabrics begged and borrowed. One look in particular hinted at what was to come from Galliano down the track ā it included a pair of reading glasses held together with sticking plaster.1 Down-on-your-luck chic; it was a weird idea but it might just fly.
That first collection was a smash. It so impressed the retailer Joan Burstein that she bought every piece for her cult London boutique, Browns. āI just thought, wow! How exciting, how marvellous, so unrestrained,ā she told me. āWe bought the lot. There was no production, it was just the samples from the show, but we sold it very quickly, every piece.ā2
With Bursteinās stamp of approval, Galliano was anointed āmost promising oneā. He was named British Fashion Designer of the Year four times. By 1989, he had secured serious backers and was showing in Paris. When, in 1995, the execs at Louis Vuitton MoĆ«t Hennessy were looking for young blood to revitalise the French couture house of Givenchy, they chose Galliano. Barely a year in he was moved to the top job at Dior.
In 1999, Galliano was working on his seventh couture collection for that venerable Paris house, by now a fashion legend in his own right, as famous as Mr Dior had been fifty years earlier. Paris, the city of Robespierre and the sans-culottes, teemed with inspiration but, like his peer Alexander McQueen, Galliano struggled with the stresses of fashionās relentless pace, and self-medicated with booze and drugs. When he wasnāt battling a raging hangover, he jogged with his personal trainer along the Seine. Thatās where he first noticed the shadowy cliques of cityās rough sleepers, les clochards (the literal translation is āthe ones who limpā). He was thinking of them, he said, when he draped his Spring 2000 couture models in newsprint-patterned silk, and hung their belts with empty liquor bottles tied with string. The press dubbed the collection āhobo chicā.
āSome of these people are like impresarios, their coats worn over their shoulders and their hats worn at a certain angle,ā said Galliano of les clochards. āItās fantastic!ā These people.
Charles Manning, who went on to become an editor at Cosmopolitan, was witness to Gallianoās enthusiasm for hobo chic. In the 2000s, Manning was a young stylist assisting Mel Ottenberg, the New Yorker charged with organising Gallianoās personal wardrobe (these days heās best known for dressing Rihanna).
Always a flamboyant dresser, Galliano took great care over the eccentric outfits he wore to strut out on the runway for his finale bows. For Diorās Resort 2009 show, Galliano briefed his team to make him look like the Artful Dodger from Oliver Twist.
So Manning and Ottenberg went shopping for oversized $2000 boots and thick woven pants worthy of a vagrant. On the way back to their office they passed a tramp rooting through a garbage bin, as Manning recalled in a nostalgic post for Cosmopolitan.com:
āThatās the look. Itās perfect. Ask him how much he wants for it?ā said Ottenberg.
āHow much he wants for what?!ā
āEverything! The coat, the shoes, those socks. Thatās the look!ā
I refused. I told Mel there wasnāt time to clean it and Galliano wouldnāt want to wear something smelly. āBesides,ā I said, āwhere would he change? Here on the street?ā
Ottenberg gave in, but instructed Manning to ensure āthe rest of the outfit had that same feel and patina as what the homeless man was wearingā. So Manning set about distressing the boots, throwing paint at them, spraying them with vinegar then leaving them in the road for cars to run over.3
Gallianoās take on haute homelessness didnāt go down so well with the critics ā at the New York Times Maureen Dowd took umbrage at āDior models who starve themselves posed as the starvingā ā but maybe the old thereās-no-such thing-as-bad-publicity idea proved too big a pull, because Galliano was not the last designer to mine the āedgyā possibilities of street-people style.
At Berlin fashion week in July 2009 Patrick Mohr, an avant-garde German designer with a Wilf Lunn moustache, recruited homeless people from local shelters to walk alongside the professional models in his show.
Westwood found inspiration here too. According to the show notes for her Autumn 2010 menswear collection: āPerhaps the oddest of heroes to emerge this season, Vivienne Westwood found inspiration in the roving vagrant whose daily get-up is a battle gear for the harsh weather conditions ⦠Quilted bombers and snug hoodies also work well in keeping the vagrant warm.ā
I donāt want to live in a bubble like these designers, to sound like Mugatu, see everything through the warped glass of fashion. I yank my prejudice back and twist it angrily off to the side, but I know it will slip back again when Iām not watching.
I write about clothes for a living. They are the first things I notice, and, by habit, the first thing I draw conclusions from; my grandmotherās warning that we never get a second chance on first impressions taken to preposterous levels. I notice clothes and I remember them, imbuing them with meanings that are probably not there.
The old-fashioned approach
A girl in red ballet slippers hurries past. She is wearing scarlet lipstick and one of Melbourne label Gormanās amusing sweatshirts embroidered with vegetables (a big green and yellow corn on the cob). My heart leaps a little because her outfit looks so cheerful, although actually the girlās expression is grim. I think of something the writer Marion von Adlerstein told me once, that it is always pleasing to see a person who has made an effort: āDressing nicely helps the landscape.ā
I am thinking about this, and the fine line between appreciating such things and being ā or even just seeming to be ā barmy enough to forget that there is more important stuff going on, as I reach the faded pink awning of Marisa Regozoās shopfront. It is sandwiched between a pharmacy and a backpacker hostel, and I note, as I always do, that this is a rum spot for a genteel dressmakerās.
Outside two female tourists perch on the curb smoking roll-up ciggies. They look like they should be in school, with pipe-cleaner legs in too-short shorts. One wears a singlet with a sparkly catās face on it. There are pink marks on her shoulders where the straps of her rucksack have cut in.
Marisaās door is unlocked. I push it, which makes a bell on a velvet ribbon clang. āAi,ā says Marisa, rounding into view. āThose girls! I want to make them a proper skirt.ā
āMe too,ā I say, as Marisa takes my face in her hands and pats my cheeks. Gold rings, glinting with diamonds and sapphires, bisect her swollen fingers. I think about muggers and decide this is jewellery that wonāt easily slip off. Then I think about places where theyād chop off your fingers for less, and I remember that Australia is a lucky country.
There is a flicker of disappointment as Marisa glances at my belly; she longs for me to be pregnant. Her grandson Maxim is on the other side of the world in Madrid. Photographs of him fight for space on a corkboard. There is Mozart on the radio, Symphony No. 35 in D.
āI know this one,ā I say. āWe have the CD.ā
āMozart is the most beautiful music in the world,ā says Marisa. Her son, Maximās father, is a concert violinist.
āLook at this!ā she says, leading me to the half-height divider wall that sections off the workroom from the front parlour. Along it hang a nearly-made print jacket, two dresses and a blouse with a pie-crust collar. āIsnāt it?ā
Isnāt it? (eezāunāeet) is a catchphrase for Marisa, which reminds me that English is her second language. She grew up in Ferrol, Galicia (where General Franco was born) and first came to Australia āwith a boatload of other Spanish girlsā looking for work in 1962. She studied in Germany and worked in Paris before moving to Sydney for good in 1968. Marisa says āisnāt it?ā to mean both āisnāt it wonderful?ā and āisnāt it dreadful?ā; sometimes it is not a question but a statement, and she says it apropos of nothing at all.
āHello!ā
āIsnāt it?ā
āIsnāt it, what?ā It doesnāt matter. Today she means, isnāt it beautiful? And the answer is yes. Itās vegetables again. The jacket is made from thick cotton piquĆ©, with a wild design of painted eggplants.
āThis fabric! Dolce and Gabbana,ā she claps. She buys it from a supplier in Brisbane that stocks European designer surplus. Sheās recycling, although she doesnāt know it.
Marisaās own jacket today is sunflower yellow linen. Itās from the 1980s, but Marisa wouldnāt think to call it vintage. It is simply old, and was built ā by her ā to last. She has teamed it with a powder-blue blouse, a brooch shaped like an Alexander Calder mobile pinned to the lapel. It must be thirty degrees out, but Marisa is wearing tan stockings. She looks like a socialite on her way to lunch in a smart hotel, and Iām reminded of my grandmother, the one so keen on first impressions, with her Bally handbags and endless Pringle of Scotland knits; she was on first name terms with the department store ladies in the northern English town where we lived ā the Peggys and the Reenies who sold her cashmere sweaters, one in every colour.
My grandmother was too busy shopping and having her nails done to cook dinner. She was what used to be known as clothesy (a word used most effectively while raising one eyebrow). She grew up in a flat above a lolly shop, with her mother and a cranky old aunt. She sewed her own clothes back then, and there werenāt many of those. Her mother made her leave school early and work in the shop, and later in a pub, and my grandmother squirrelled away extra pennies until she had a secret nest egg. One day, she went out and blew the lot on bottle-blonde hairdo and a pair of silver high-heeled sandals. She married up, so that she never had to work ā or sew ā again, and she set about collecting those sweaters and silk dresses, wool coats, and brooches sheād pretend were by Cartier, like the Duchess of Windsorās. But try as she might she couldnāt expunge the thrifty gene, and despite the summers she spent in the South of France ordering people to bring her gin and tonics in her fake-posh voice, she still saved the tiny bits of soap from the end of the bar. Once she had a whole bunch, sheād squidge them all together to make a new one. Her entire life she never threw out a pair of tights out when they first laddered. Sheād cut off the spoiled leg at the thigh, then wait patiently for her chance to match the pair.
āIsnāt it uncomfy, doubling up the tops like that?ā I asked her once.
She tutted, and said, āYou never lived through a war.ā But it wasnāt that really; it was the lolly shop.
Iād lay money on the fact that my grandmother never thought about the people who made the fashion items she valued so highly. She thought about how much they cost, and how much she had saved in the sale, and the precise shade of pea green Audrey Fullerton would go when she saw them.
I ask Marisa if she cooks. She surely hasnāt time. āOf course I do,ā she grins. āI cook with herbs and spices, with love! I do not understand how people, they will buy their meals from a take-out shop. People want everything instant, instant. I donāt like.ā
Marisa, at the time of telling, is seventy-four years old, and she works five days a week, fitting, sewing and cutting to order. Many of the outfits she makes are for special occasions, and over the years more than a few of them have been wedding dresses. Making these kind of clothes comes with added pressure. The best dre...