Lights up on NORM, who is leaning against the fence. He wears an open-necked white shirt and grey trousers. A clock strikes twelve. NORM moves around restlessly looking up and down the street. He takes out a cigarette packet, looks in it, then screws it up and flings it on the ground angrily. He brings out a fresh packet, rips off the cellophane with his teeth and takes out a cigarette, which he lights with a lighter. He moves around a bit more and then leans on the fence again. He waits. Then he starts moving around some more, and suddenly straightens up, looking to his left. He puts his cigarette out and takes another from the packet, putting it in his mouth unlit. He leans casually against the fence. The sound of footsteps is heard and AHMED appears, wearing a Nehru-style suit and carrying a briefcase. He walks past NORM.
NORM: Excuse me, mate.
AHMED stops and looks at NORM. Pause.
Got a light?
AHMED: Yes, certainly.
He offers a box of matches.
NORM: Thanks.
He keeps the matches after he has lit up.
I was dying for a smoke. Lucky you turned up. Nothing open at this hour.
AHMED: No, itās nearly midnight.
Pause. AHMED has been waiting for NORM to return his matches, but now he starts to edge away warily.
NORM: Wait a minute, mate.
AHMED: Yes?
NORM: You forgot your matches.
AHMED: [taking them warily] Thank you.
NORM: Whatās the matter, mate? Do you think going to hold you up and rob you or something?
AHMED: [hastily] Oh no, not at all.
NORM: This isnāt India, mate. Youāre in Sydney. No Bombay stranglers around here.
Youāre quite safe.
AHMED: There are hoodlums here, too. Just as many as in my country.
NORM: Yeah, Iād reckon itād be about evens. What part of theā¦ uhā¦ south-east Asian sub-continent would you be from?
AHMED: I am from Pakistan. Karachi, to be exact. I, uh, really must be goingā¦
NORM: Eh, wait a minute, mate. Iām not going to rob you or bash you or anything.
AHMED: I was not suggesting for one minute that you were.
NORM: Then whatās the matter, you think Iām a drunk? You think Iām one of those old pisspots who go around the place annoying decent people?
AHMED: No, not at all.
NORM: You think Iām a poofter, then, donāt you? Thatās what youāre thinking, isnāt it? You think Iām like those poofters in Hyde Park who go around soliciting blokes.
AHMED: Certainly not. I assure you I think nothing of the kind. I hope I have not insulted you in any way. If I have, I crave your forgiveness.
NORM: Ar, sheās right. I suppose youāve got to be careful these days. Lot of nasty types around.
AHMED: Yes, there is a lot of violence prevalent at the moment.
NORM: Too right. You look a bit uneasy.
AHMED: I do?
NORM: Yes. Are you sure youāre all right?
AHMED: Yes.
NORM: You donāt look all right.
AHMED: I feel fine.
NORM: My nameās Norm Gallagher, whatās yours?
AHMED: My name is Ahmed. [Moving away] Well, I donāt wish to seem rudeā¦
NORM: Pleased to meet you, Ahmed.
AHMED: [shaking hands] How do you do?
NORM: Pakistan. Now thatās an interesting place. Iāve never been to Pakistan. I was in Egypt during the war, but we never went anywhere else. How do you like Australia?
AHMED: It is a very nice place. Naturally I tend to get a little homesick at times, but I quite like it out here. The people are very friendly.
NORM: Itās good to hear that, Ahmed. You feel youāre settling down all right?
AHMED: Yes, I think so. One always experiences difficulties when one is seeking to adjust to an alien environment. But once the initial period of adjustment is over, it is easier to acclimatise oneself.
NORM: Thatās very true.
AHMED: Yes. Now if youāll excuse me, Iāllā¦
NORM: Do you know what? Youāre insulting me, do you know that? Eh? Youāre insinuating that Iām some kind of drunken pervert.
AHMED: Oh no, you have misconstrued my actions. I think nothing of the kind.
NORM: Then why do you keep backing away, eh? Answer me that.
AHMED: Wellā¦ I meanā¦ itās late. Itās late at night.
NORM: I know itās late. Thatās no reason. You think youāre a bit above me. You donāt want to talk to me. Iām insulted. If you think Iām a drunken perv, why donāt you say so? Why donāt you come right out and say it?
AHMED: Iām very sorry if you think that. Perhaps I have shown bad manners. I offer my humble apologies.
NORM: Never been so insulted in allā
AHMED : Please! Believe me. I did not mean to be rude.
NORM: You sure?
AHMED: Of course Iām sure.
NORM: Well, all right then, donāt worry about it. Just a bit of a misunderstanding, thatās all. No hard feelings. Jees, I tell you what, Ahmed, you really looked scared there for a minute.
AHMED: [smiling, relieved] Did I really?
NORM: [jovially] Yeah, you were t...