The Sermon Sucking Black Hole

Why You Can't Remember on Monday What Your Minister Preached on Sunday

David R. Mains

• Publisher: Morgan James Faith
• Year: 2015
• Print ISBN: 9781630474195
• eBook ISBN: 9781630474201
• Topic: Theology & Religion
• Subtopic: Christian Ministry

Very little communication takes place between most pastors/priests and their congregants regarding the weekly sermon/homily. This lack of constructive dialogue has resulted in Sunday messages that are not only out-of-touch with where parishioners are living, but for the most part what's said isn't remembered much beyond the church parking lot.

Dr. Mains contends that people in the pew can best judge when a sermon is helpful to them and when it isn't. So why not include them in the process of both preparing and evaluating sermons? Not preaching the sermons.....but again, preparing and evaluating them. He makes these changes sound so simple and practical that you can't help but wonder, "Why weren't these ideas implemented years ago?"

Most people in the pew don't realize how integral they are to finding a solution to this problem. But the pulpit/pew combination can be an incredibly powerful team, so let's begin to work together to help solve this mystery of what's happening to sermons.

This is not a negative book or one that only points out problems. Instead, it's a positive, practical and encouraging read that should fill you with hope for not only your local congregation, but churches everywhere.

Chapter 1

The Sermon-Sucking Black Hole

Black holes are strange invisible phenomena in outer space that form when stars collapse and their mass becomes highly compressed. This creates a localized gravitational force—an inward suction—powerful enough that even the star’s light cannot escape. Larger black holes can exert an attraction so strong that nearby planets, comets and even other stars are pulled in over their rim—what astrophysicists term the “event horizon”—never to escape from this amazing vortex. As more and more objects are drawn in, the black hole grows in size and gravitational force.

By way of a limited example, our own Sun has a diameter of about 865,000 miles. To become a black hole it would have to collapse upon itself and be compressed to a diameter of less than four miles! Yet its dynamism would be such that it could just suck up nearby small heavenly bodies—pflump!

More typically, Sagittarius A*, the black hole in the Galactic Center of our Milky Way (yes, there is a black hole smack in the middle of our galaxy), measures 14 million miles across, and its gravitational pull is correspondingly much greater.

I’m not an astronomer, so I can’t take you much further down this scientific path. Rather, I’m an ordained minister whose job it is to help others in my profession with their sermon- and service-planning.

It’s my privilege to confer annually with hundreds of pastors, and, to my surprise, some of my colleagues infer that a “black hole” exists on their church property. They figure this sinister force is located somewhere between the pulpit and the parking lot, and it sucks up sermons! Ministers suggest this because parishioners who say as they leave the sanctuary, “Nice message, Reverend,” moments later remember very little of what they heard. Something akin to a black hole swallows up the minister’s sermon, so that before worshipers are halfway home, they have already forgotten most of what was said.

For me, this concern of the clergy is regularly underscored when I randomly ask friends later in the week what their minister preached about the previous Sunday. That may seem like an odd question, but these people know me and treat my inquiry as naturally as they would a car dealer asking, “How’s the Mazda running?”

Invariably, they begin answering, quite confidently, “Oh, it was very good. Let’s see, they preached about … isn’t this funny, it escapes me right at the moment. (long pause) Hah, why isn’t it coming back? (longer pause) For some reason, I can’t seem to recall…!”

Even if I were to offer $100 just to remember the sermon subject, more often than not I would get to keep my money. Why?, I wonder, as do my pastor friends. Have listeners thought even once about the sermon or homily since the benediction was given and the service was dismissed?

Admittedly, people’s memories are selective. They can remember who got voted off American Idol and why, but next to nothing regarding the Sunday service—what Scriptures were read, what songs were sung, what the choir’s special music was. It’s not that there aren’t some remarkable Sunday messages being preached, because every so often someone will tell me about a special sermon or service element that impacted them, but generally the opposite is true. If you don’t believe me, I challenge you to conduct some random sermon surveys of your own.

Recently a young man said, “Oh, Dr. Mains, I thought I might bump into you again and you would ask me what my priest talked about. So I paid extra attention at Mass to be ready just in case.”

“Good,” I replied. “What was last Sunday’s topic?”

“Well, I’m actually talking about a week ago, but I didn’t run into you.”

“That’s okay; what was your priest’s talk about from a week ago then?”

Suddenly his mind went totally blank. He struggled to remember, but the topic seemed irretrievably lost. Because he had purposely put forth an effort to pay attention, I really wanted him to succeed.

“Take your time,” I told him. “I’m not in a hurry.”

Eventually he hung his head in defeat and confessed, “I just can’t get it.”

“I’m sorry,” I responded.

Then he laughed, “One of these days I swear I’m going to be ready for you.”

“Good,” I assured him, genuinely meaning it. For now, however, the invisible Sermon-Sucking Black Hole had once again triumphed.

“Maybe your question is unfair,” suggested a preaching colleague. “People live busy lives. If some Tuesday or Wednesday you asked me out of the blue what I preached about the previous weekend, I might have trouble coming up with the answer right there on the spot.”

I decided to test his theory.

He was wrong. Pastors remember only too well. In fact, their recall is so exacting that I have had entire sermons repeated to me on the spot—to me, a congregation of one! Consequently, I’ve become rather reluctant to question that often the memory of ministers regarding their sermons.

A detective might conclude that the cause of the black hole is not in the pulpit, because the people who fill that sacred spot are not affected with sermon-memory loss. So let’s start to look to the pews for the cause of this mnemonic deficiency.

Certainly there’s much territory to explore here. On most Sundays this is where I sit, among the worshipers, rather than being “up on the platform.” By the habits of a few people I’ve observed through the years, some would go home feeling empty even if Jesus Christ Himself were to honor the congregation with His presence. I’m referring to the individual who was up way too late the night before and now has trouble staying alert, or the modern-day Pharisee-type who knows everything there is to know about God and only comes to make sure the preacher remains doctrinally correct, or the family that habitually gets into a Sunday brouhaha on the way and is still bickering when they enter the sanctuary, even though they make a concerted effort to appear holy!

Seven decades in the church, however, prompt me to say that such individuals are the exception. Let me characterize the vast majority of Christians I have come to know. And I’ve worked with just about every group imaginable—Baptist, Methodist, Catholic, Lutheran, Reformed, AME, Salvation Army, Orthodox, Assemblies, Mennonite, Nazarene, Adventist, Anglican—the list is getting long, so I’ll stop. I can report that for the most part these are decent, God-fearing folk who take their faith seriously and make it a point to be in church consistently, even when away on vacation. These are good people who long to hear God speak to their needs.

Yet they are also believers who have a hard time putting into words where they are spiritually, who struggle to maintain basic religious disciplines such as prayer or the regular study of Scripture, who have trouble putting into words specific ways they are maturing spiritually, and for that matter, who usually can’t seem to remember what their spiritual leader said in the most recent sermon!

I’ll reserve for later my suggestions for how to be a better worshiper. For now, I want to return to this matter of sermons becoming memorable. How do we counteract the force of this notorious black hole, which in my mind is the biggest problem faced by today’s church? How can a sermon be relevant if its weekly impact on lives is minimal?

I want to make clear that this is a huge problem. It is not restricted to a given geographic region or only to certain denominations. It is across the board, affecting all branches of Christendom—Protestant, Catholic and Orthodox. This flaw is endemic to the churches of North America. There are exceptions, but not nearly as many as one would like to think.

This point must be understood, because I have conversed with too many ministers who agree with my premise, but assume it’s the pastor down the street being referred to and not them. As a reader of this book, you need to realize that from my perspective, I am probably writing about your church! If you don’t think so, you’d better make sure, because all too many congregations across North America are struggling and don’t have nearly the clout they once did.

I’ve spoken with countless pastors who are deeply concerned that attendance is down, as is giving; that they don’t have the volunteer workers they once did; and that when a kid’s soccer game is scheduled for Sunday morning, church attendance for that family takes a backseat. There’s a lot of hashing over of contemporary problems related to the church. But very few people seem to conclude or realize that what’s preached from the pulpit often might not be all that relevant, helpful or motivating—and that until this number-one problem is resolved, nothing truly significant is going to change.

Past surveys reveal that the messages most remembered by those in the pews—don’t be shocked—are the ones given when all the kids are asked to come to the front, i.e. the children’s sermon. I suspect this is because these presentations are short, deal with one main idea, use simple words and visuals, engage the children in some kind of response, and help the little listeners apply the important lesson to their lives—“See what happens when we tell lies. Do you think you will tell any lies this week?”

In contrast, common complaints from parishioners about “big-people” sermons include the following:

• too many ideas

• too much spiritual jargon / too theological

• too few illustrations

• too much about the problem, not enough about the solution

• too unrelated to people’s lives

• too long and/or boring

The truth is, pastors know these criticisms better than their people do. Most ministers I meet have read the books, listened to the experts, tried all kinds of new methods, diligently searched their own souls, and despaired over the statistics that reveal sermons are not as effective as they once were in changing people’s lives. I’m convinced most clergy are doing the best they know how, and are the very ones most concerned that their listeners can’t remember what’s preached.

My contention is that preachers need the help of their people. This is so important, it merits repeating: Preachers need the help of those in their congregation. Unfortunately, parishioners don’t know yet how to provide what’s needed, and preachers don’t know what to ask for. That’s the mission of this short book—to teach both sides some simple but effective and proven helps.

For those readers who have never heard of me, let me give a short autobiography to explain why this preaching gap between the pulpit and the pew is so important to me. In 50-some years of ministry, I have known the joys and sorrows of a long inner-city and multiracial pastorate; before that, I was an associate at the historic Moody Memorial Church in Chicago. I subsequently invested 20 years in preaching on religious radio with The Chapel of the Air six days a week over some 500 outlets, and our national daily TV show You Need to Know won the National Religious Broadcasters’ “Television Program Producer of the Year” award in 1995. I have created materials called 50-Day Spiritual Adventures, used by tens of thousands of churches and millions of individual Christians; been a guest professor at seminaries here and overseas; counseled with committed pastors; written or co-authored many books; edited the Study Bible for Personal Revival (Zondervan); worked on joint projects with parachurch ministries (e.g., Promise Keepers, Mission America, Youth For Christ); was commissioned to write sermons for the Canadian film The Gospel of John, and had some 36,000 ministers request a copy of the sermon series I wrote on Mel Gibson’s film The Passion of the Christ.

Over the decades, in all these fields of ministry, my suspicion has been overwhelmingly verified, that most people are not remembering or applying in practical ways the messages they hear on Sundays. So let’s begin to work together to help solve this mystery of what’s happening to our sermons.

Some astronomers estimate that black holes make up as much as one-third of all the matter in our galaxy, the Milky Way. That’s amazing! We can’t see black holes, because by their very nature they “swallow” light, but their presence has been verified by complicated mathematical formulae. The effect of black holes upon regions in the universe has been observed with powerful modern telescopes in observatories worldwide.

Our problem won’t be quite that hard to solve, but it won’t be a cakewalk, either. Pastors are often reluctant to invite parishioners to help them in their sermon- and service-preparation. And most people in the pew don’t realize how integral they are to finding a solution to the Sermon-Sucking Black Hole. But I have seen how the pulpit/pew combination can be an incredibly powerful team, and I have every confidence in it.

Fortunately, we’re working with a system that’s collapsing like an old star under its own weight. The traditional three-point-lecture format that held audiences spellbound in generations past is no longer pertinent in the same way to modern people. We need to come up with new approaches that will once again release the light of the Gospel message. Together, I believe we can do it.

One Last Thought

“I guess I don’t relate to your book,” a friend from another state told me the first time we talked about my “manuscript.” He continued, “The minister we have now is one of the best preachers I’ve ever sat under. He talks about current issues. He’s funny, but he can also be quite serious. And he sticks right to the Bible.”

“Consider yourself fortunate,” I told him, and moved our conversation on to another topic.

The next time we saw each other, he was the one to bring up the Black Hole. “I got to thinking about our earlier talk,” he said, “and as much as I like to listen to our pastor preach, I retain almost nothing of what he says. I don’t know why, but once the Sunday service is over, there’s very little, if anything, that actually sticks with me.”

He had been happy before I talked about my concerns. Maybe I should have just kept my thoughts to myself. But that’s not wh...

Table of contents

• Cover
• Title Page
• Copyright
• Dedication
• Table of Contents
• Foreword
• Acknowledgments
• Chapter 1 The Sermon-Sucking Black Hole
• Chapter 2 The Best Sermon Judges
• Chapter 3 Two of the Four Simple Sermon-Evaluation Questions
• Chapter 4 Do You Know How to Do That?
• Chapter 5 How Long Is It Going to Take?
• Chapter 6 Becoming Your Pastor’s Supportive Friend
• Chapter 7 The “Sunday Search” Game
• Chapter 8 Soliciting Listener Input
• Chapter 9 Living a Lie Isn’t the Answer
• Chapter 10 The Sermon as Part of a Whole
• Chapter 11 Rat-a-tat-tat: The Power of Repetition
• Chapter 12 Practice Planning: Mother’s Day
• Chapter 13 Mother’s Day Sermon: A Working Draft
• Chapter 14 The Ultimate Compliment
• Chapter 15 The Joy of Fishing
• Chapter 16 Leaving the Sidelines
• Chapter 17 We’re Not Perfect, But We’re Making Progress
• Chapter 18 Partners in Sermon- and Service-Planning
• Chapter 19 Laughter, Creativity and Productivity
• Chapter 20 Star Nurseries
• About the Author