DNA
DNA was first performed in the Cottesloe Theatre of the National Theatre, on 16 February 2008, with the following Company:
| Jan | Claire Foy |
| Mark | Gregg Chillin |
| Leah | Ruby Bentall |
| Phil | Sam Cran |
| John Tate | Jack Gordon |
| Danny | Benjamin Smith |
| Richard | Troy Glasgow |
| Cathy | Claire Lams |
| Brian | Ian Bonar |
| Boy | Ryan Sampson |
All other parts played by members of the Company.
| Director | Paul Miller |
| Designer | Simon Daw |
| Lighting Designer | Paule Constable |
| Sound Designer | Rich Walsh |
| Associate Video Designer | Paul Kenah |
This play was commissioned by National Theatre Education as part of its Connections project.
Characters
Mark and Jan,
Leah and Phil,
Lou, John Tate and Danny,
Richard,
Cathy and Brian and
a Boy
Names and genders of characters are suggestions only, and can be changed to suit performers.
Takes place in a street, a field and a wood.
One
A street. Jan and Mark.
Jan Dead?
Mark Yeah.
Jan What, dead?
Mark Yeah
Jan Like dead, dead
Mark Yes
Jan proper dead, not living dead?
Mark Not living dead, yes.
Jan Are you sure?
Mark Yes.
Jan I mean thereās no
Mark No.
Jan mistake or
Mark No mistake.
Jan Itās not a joke
Mark Itās not a joke.
Jan coz itās not funny.
Mark itās not funny because itās not a joke, if it was a joke it would be funny.
Jan Not hiding?
Mark Not hiding, dead.
Jan not
Mark Dead.
Jan Oh.
Mark Yes.
Jan God.
Mark Yes.
Jan God.
Mark Exactly.
Pause.
Jan What are we going to do?
* * *
A field. Leah and Phil, Phil eating an ice cream.
Leah What are you thinking?
No answer.
No, donāt tell me, sorry, thatās a stupid, thatās such a stupid ā
You can tell me, you know. You can talk to me. I wonāt judge you, whatever it is. Whatever youāre, you know, I wonāt, I wonātā¦
Is it me?
Not that Iām ā
I mean it wouldnāt matter if you werenāt or were, actually, so ā
Are you thinking about me?
No answer.
What good things? Phil? Orā¦
I mean is it a negative, are you thinking a negative thing about ā
Not that Iām bothered. Iām not bothered, Phil, Iām not, it doesnāt, I donāt care. You know. I donātā¦
What, like I talk too much? Is that it? That I talk too much, you, sitting there in absolute silence thinking āLeah talks too much, I wish sheād shut up once in a whileā is that it, is that what youāre, because donāt, you know, judge, you know, because alright, I do. There, Iām admitting, I am admitting, I talk too much, so shoot me. So kill me, Phil, call the police, lock me up, rip out my teeth with a pair of rusty pliers, I talk too much, what a crime, what a sin, what an absolute catastrophe, stupid, evil, ridiculous, because youāre not perfect actually, Phil. Okay? There. Iāve said it, youāre notā¦
Youāre a bitā¦
Youāreā¦
Pause. She sits.
Do I disgust you? I do. No, I do. No donāt because, itās alright, itās fine, Iām not gonna, you know, or whatever, you know itās not the collapse of my, because I do have, I could walk out of here, there are friends, Iāve got, Iāve got friends, I mean alright, I havenāt got friends, not exactly, I havenāt, but I could, if I wanted, if I wanted, given the right, given the perfect, you know, circumstances. So donāt, because you havenāt either, I mean itās not like youāre, you know, Mr, you know, popular, you know, you havenāt, you know, you havenāt, you know, you havenāt, but thatās, thatās different, isnāt it, I mean it is, it is, donāt say it isnāt, really, donāt, youāll just embarrass us both because it is different, itās different because it doesnāt matter to you. Does it. Sitting there. Sitting there, allā¦
Allā¦
Youāre not scared. Nothing scares, there, Iāve said it; scared. Scared, Phil. Iām scared, they scare me, this place, everyone, ...