Hideous Kinky
eBook - ePub

Hideous Kinky

Esther Freud

Share book
  1. 192 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Hideous Kinky

Esther Freud

Book details
Book preview
Table of contents
Citations

About This Book

The debut novel from the author of Summer at Gaglow, called "a near-seamless meshing of family feeling, history and imagination" by the New York Times Book Review

Escaping gray London in 1972, a beautiful, determined mother takes her daughters, aged 5 and 7, to Morocco in search of adventure, a better life, and maybe love. Hideous Kinky follows two little English girls -- the five-year-old narrator and Bea, her seven-year-old sister -- as they struggle to establish some semblance of normal life on a trip to Morocco with their hippie mother, Julia. Once in Marrakech, Julia immerses herself in Sufism and her quest for personal fulfillment, while her daughters rebel -- the older by trying to recreate her English life, the younger by turning her hopes for a father on a most unlikely candidate.

Shocking and wonderful, Hideous Kinky is at once melancholy and hopeful. A remarkable debut novel from one of England's finest young writers, Hideous Kinky was inspired by the author's own experiences as a child. Esther Freud, daughter of the artist Lucian Freud and great-granddaughter of Sigmund Freud, lived in Marrakech for one and a half years with her older sister Bella and her mother. Hideous Kinky is now a major motion picture starring Kate Winslet ("Titanic, " "Sense and Sensibility").

Frequently asked questions

How do I cancel my subscription?
Simply head over to the account section in settings and click on ā€œCancel Subscriptionā€ - itā€™s as simple as that. After you cancel, your membership will stay active for the remainder of the time youā€™ve paid for. Learn more here.
Can/how do I download books?
At the moment all of our mobile-responsive ePub books are available to download via the app. Most of our PDFs are also available to download and we're working on making the final remaining ones downloadable now. Learn more here.
What is the difference between the pricing plans?
Both plans give you full access to the library and all of Perlegoā€™s features. The only differences are the price and subscription period: With the annual plan youā€™ll save around 30% compared to 12 months on the monthly plan.
What is Perlego?
We are an online textbook subscription service, where you can get access to an entire online library for less than the price of a single book per month. With over 1 million books across 1000+ topics, weā€™ve got you covered! Learn more here.
Do you support text-to-speech?
Look out for the read-aloud symbol on your next book to see if you can listen to it. The read-aloud tool reads text aloud for you, highlighting the text as it is being read. You can pause it, speed it up and slow it down. Learn more here.
Is Hideous Kinky an online PDF/ePUB?
Yes, you can access Hideous Kinky by Esther Freud in PDF and/or ePUB format, as well as other popular books in Literature & Historical Fiction. We have over one million books available in our catalogue for you to explore.

Information

Publisher
Ecco
Year
2021
ISBN
9780063211025

Chapter One

It wasnā€™t until we were halfway through France that we noticed Maretta wasnā€™t talking. She sat very still in the back of the van and watched us all with bright eyes.
I crawled across the mattress to her. ā€˜Maretta will you tell us a story?ā€™
Maretta sighed and turned her head away.
John was doing the driving. He was driving fast with one hand on the wheel. John was Marettaā€™s husband. He had brought her along at the last minute only because, I heard him tell my mother, she wasnā€™t well.
Bea glared at me.
ā€˜MarettaĀ .Ā .Ā .ā€™ I began again dutifully, but Maretta placed her light white hand on the top of my head and held it there until my skull began to creep and I scrambled out from under it.
ā€˜You didnā€™t ask her properly,ā€™ Bea hissed. ā€˜You didnā€™t say please.ā€™
ā€˜Well, you ask her.ā€™
ā€˜Itā€™s not me who wants the story, is it?ā€™
ā€˜But you said to ask. I was asking for you.ā€™
ā€˜Shhh.ā€™ Our mother leaned over from the front seat. ā€˜Youā€™ll wake Danny. Come and sit with me and Iā€™ll read you both a story.ā€™
I looked hopefully at Bea. ā€˜Oh all right,ā€™ she relented, and we jumped over Dannyā€™s sleeping body and clambered up between the two front seats.
ā€˜ā€œWill you walk a little faster?ā€ said a whiting to a snail. ā€œThereā€™s a porpoise close behind us, and heā€™s treading on my tail.ā€ā€™
I sat warm against her and joined in when she got to ā€˜Will you, wonā€™t you, will you, wonā€™t you, will you join the dance?ā€™ ā€˜Will you, wonā€™t you, will you, wonā€™t you, will you join the dance?ā€™ until we heard the rustle of Dannyā€™s sleeping-bag as he sat up in the back.
ā€˜Dā€™you want me to take over soon?ā€™ he yawned.
John kept his eyes on the road. ā€˜Half an hour.ā€™
Danny was my special friend. The first time weā€™d met heā€™d magicked a sweet, a white sugared almond, out of a pipe for me. I had been waiting ever since for a good opportunity to ask him to do it again. Now he was always either driving or sleeping. Or Bea was there. Bea was two years older than me and there were some things you had to keep secret about. Anyway, I thought, however magic Danny said these almonds were, theyā€™d be bound to run out like any others.
That evening we stopped to cook. My mother made soup with carrots and potatoes in a metal pot on a camping stove. We sat on the grass verge and ate.
ā€˜Maretta?ā€™ My mother held out a bowl to her.
Maretta looked at the ground.
ā€˜Maretta would you like some soup?ā€™
She turned her face away.
My motherā€™s hand began to tremble. It made the spoon rattle on the tin side of the bowl as she stretched it out to her.
We waited.
ā€˜Well, all the more for us,ā€™ she said finally, pouring the soup back into the pot. Her voice was high and tight. Maretta smiled serenely.
A truck roared by. A wave of hot and cold laughter swept over me and I bit my lip and stirred my spoon noisily.
John stood in front of my mother, between her and Maretta. ā€˜Sheā€™ll be all right once we get to Marrakech. Sheā€™ll be all right.ā€™ He put his arm around my motherā€™s waist. ā€˜I was married to her for four years. I should know.ā€™
She let her head rest limply on his shoulder. ā€˜I still think we should take her back.ā€™
They stood by the side of the road rocking gently from side to side.
ā€˜Danny?ā€™ I felt this might be my lucky moment. ā€˜Will you magic me a sweet?ā€™
Bea, who was sitting nearer than I thought, raised her arched eyebrows. I screwed up my face in warning.
ā€˜Damn and blast.ā€™ Danny slapped his hand on his knee. ā€˜Iā€™ve gone and forgotten my pipe.ā€™ He lowered his voice and said with a laugh, ā€˜Well maybe we should go back to London after all.ā€™ And he squeezed my disappointed face between his fingers.
Late the following afternoon we arrived at Algeciras and drove the van on to the ferry. We got out and stood on deck. Bea and I leant against the railings and waved enthusiastically at the straggle of Spaniards on the quay. The air was thick with the smell of fish and oil. Some men in blue overalls waved back. Almost before we lost sight of Spain, Morocco began to appear at the other end of the boat. A long flat shadow across the water.
ā€˜Land ahoy!ā€™ Bea shouted out over the sea. ā€˜Land ahoy!ā€™
We ran fast from one end of the boat to the other waving goodbye to Spain and shouting ā€˜Land ahoy!ā€™ to Morocco. The sun was sinking fast and the gulls had stopped circling. As we leant over the railings, Morocco faded into the night and we could only guess at the layers of blackness where the sea stopped and the land began. We went back to the van. Maretta was sitting in the front seat.
ā€˜Where are the others?ā€™ I asked, climbing in, forgetting for a minute.
She didnā€™t answer. Bea stood by the door.
ā€˜Come on. Letā€™s go and find them.ā€™
ā€˜Would you like to come?ā€™ I touched Marettaā€™s hair. It was thick and damp with dirt.
Bea pulled my arm. ā€˜Iā€™ll race you to the deck.ā€™
Maretta didnā€™t move. Not even her eyes.
ā€˜All right then,ā€™ I said, and I started after her on a hopeless challenge.
The ship was lit now by the white froth of the waves. We edged along where earlier we had run. At the front of the boat we heard laughter and snatches of familiar voices. We crept forward, our eyes on the red tips of cigarettes.
ā€˜Land ahoy!ā€™ Bea jumped out of the darkness and put her hands over my motherā€™s eyes. She screamed with mock alarm.
ā€˜Your money or your life.ā€™
Mum put her hands in the air and pleaded for mercy. ā€˜I donā€™t have any money,ā€™ she said. And everybody laughed.
A slow, low hoot rose into the air and we all jumped. Danny picked me up and swung me over his shoulder. ā€˜Right. Back to the van,ā€™ he said.
I called to Bea as I hung, the blood rushing to my head, ā€˜Iā€™ll race you,ā€™ and I drummed my hands on Dannyā€™s back to make him go faster.
We sat in the dark in a queue of cars waiting for our turn to drive off the ferry. My mother showed us our photographs under hers in a black leather passport.
ā€˜In a minute a man will come to check that itā€™s really us,ā€™ she said, tucking my hair behind my ears. John was in the driving seat, and Danny and Maretta were awake in the back. The line moved slowly forward car by car.
ā€˜Once weā€™re through customs it should only take a couple of hours along the coast road and weā€™ll be in Tangier,ā€™ Danny said. He talked with a rolled cigarette unlit and hanging between his lips. ā€˜I just wish theyā€™d get on with it.ā€™
We were edging now towards a white barrier. Two men in uniform inspected each car before the barrier lifted into the sky and let them through.
There was a tapping on the glass. We sat very still and John rolled down the window, letting in a blast of cold and salty air and a whiskery face with bright blue eyes. ā€˜Hi, where you heading?ā€™ he said, sticking his head right in and peering at us in the semi-darkness.
ā€˜Tangier tonightĀ .Ā .Ā . and then on to Marrakech.ā€™
ā€˜Hey, Iā€™m heading that way myself. Dave. Call me Dave.ā€™ And he rested his elbows in the open window and smiled.
Dave ambled along beside us as we neared the barrier. ā€˜So this is your first trip, youā€™ll love it, you wonā€™t want to leave. Where you from? Let me guess? London. Forget London, man. Marrakech. Thatā€™s where itā€™s at.ā€™ He had a scarf tied round his head and his pale ginger hair hung over it in strands. He had no bag and no coat. ā€˜Hey brother,ā€™ he slapped John on the shoulder, ā€˜youā€™re going to need some introductions. Iā€™ll tell you what. Iā€™ll ride into Tangier with you. What do you say?ā€™ And he whipped open the van door and leapt in.
Dave settled himself in the back.
ā€˜Hey lady, how you doing?ā€™ he grinned at Maretta.
She didnā€™t answer.
Another face appeared at the window. A dark, serious face with a thick moustache. My mother leant over and handed him our stack of passports. He flicked through them and glanced at us each in turn. A quick flick of a glance and he handed them back. The customs man nodded towards Dave who was hovering on a mound of cushions by the back doors. He said something I didnā€™t understand. John and my mother both shook their heads but Dave stuck out his long white neck and nodded. The officer was silent for a moment and then he jerked his thumb backwards. He was telling the van to turn around. Back, round, and on to the boat. Back towards Spain.
The barrier stayed firmly closed.
We ate our breakfast in Algeciras. Bread rolls and Fanta. Maretta sipped a cup of black coffee and forgot to wipe away the marks it left on either side of her mouth. Mum said it was lucky they hadnā€™t stamped ā€˜undesirablesā€™ in our passports. She said if we saw Dave or anyone who looked like Dave at the barrier at Tangier we mustnā€™t talk to him.
ā€˜Is it very hideous to be an undesirable?ā€™ Bea asked. Hideous was Beaā€™s and my favourite word. ā€˜Hideousā€™ and ā€˜Kinkyā€™. They were the only words we could remember Maretta ever having said.
ā€˜Hideous kinky. Hideous kinky,ā€™ I chanted to myself.
ā€˜It isĀ .Ā .Ā . if you want to get into Morocco,ā€™ Mum answered.
When we arrived in Tangier later that day after a short and sunny second crossing there was no Dave in sight. The officers waved us through with only a glance at our passports and everyone except Maretta shouted and yelled as loud as they could to celebrate.

Chapter Two

We were still hours away from Marrakech when the van backfired, veered sharply off the road into a field, and shuddered to a halt. John got out and opened up the bonnet. He stood for a long time peering in at the engine with his hands in his pockets and a knowing, not-to-be-disturbed look on his face. ā€˜Actually, I havenā€™t a clue what Iā€™m doing,ā€™ he said eventually, and he and Mum began to giggle.
Bea was worried. ā€˜We canā€™t stay here for ever,ā€™ she said. The field stretched as far as I could see. There was nothing much in it, just grass and a lot of flowers. Poppies and da...

Table of contents