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Chapter 1
The One Thing Needful
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āNow, what I want is, Facts. Teach these boys and girls nothing but Facts. Facts alone are wanted in life. Plant nothing else, and root out everything else. You can only form the minds of reasoning animals upon Facts: nothing else will ever be of any service to them. This is the principle on which I bring up my own children, and this is the principle on which I bring up these children. Stick to Facts, sir!ā
The scene was a plain, bare, monotonous vault of a school-room, and the speakerās square forefinger emphasized his observations by underscoring every sentence with a line on the schoolmasterās sleeve. The emphasis was helped by the speakerās square wall of a forehead, which had his eyebrows for its base, while his eyes found commodious cellarage in two dark caves, overshadowed by the wall. The emphasis was helped by the speakerās mouth, which was wide, thin, and hard set. The emphasis was helped by the speakerās voice, which was inflexible, dry, and dictatorial. The emphasis was helped by the speakerās hair, which bristled on the skirts of his bald head, a plantation of firs to keep the wind from its shining surface, all covered with knobs, like the crust of a plum pie, as if the head had scarcely warehouse-room for the hard facts stored inside. The speakerās obstinate carriage, square coat, square legs, square shoulders,ānay, his very neckcloth, trained to take him by the throat with an unaccommodating grasp, like a stubborn fact, as it was,āall helped the emphasis.
āIn this life, we want nothing but Facts, sir; nothing but Facts!ā
The speaker, and the schoolmaster, and the third grown person present, all backed a little, and swept with their eyes the inclined plane of little vessels then and there arranged in order, ready to have imperial gallons of facts poured into them until they were full to the brim.
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Chapter 2
Murdering the Innocents
Thomas Gradgrind, sir. A man of realities. A man of facts and calculations. A man who proceeds upon the principle that two and two are four, and nothing over, and who is not to be talked into allowing for anything over. Thomas Gradgrind, sirāperemptorily ThomasāThomas Gradgrind. With a rule and a pair of scales, and the multiplication table always in his pocket, sir, ready to weigh and measure any parcel of human nature, and tell you exactly what it comes to. It is a mere question of figures, a case of simple arithmetic. You might hope to get some other nonsensical belief into the head of George Gradgrind, or Augustus Gradgrind, or John Gradgrind, or Joseph Gradgrind (all supposititious, non-existent persons), but into the head of Thomas Gradgrindāno, sir!
In such terms Mr. Gradgrind always mentally introduced himself, whether to his private circle of acquaintance, or to the public in general. In such terms, no doubt, substituting the words āboys and girls,ā for āsir,ā Thomas Gradgrind now presented Thomas Gradgrind to the little pitchers before him, who were to be filled so full of facts.
Indeed, as he eagerly sparkled at them from the cellarage before mentioned, he seemed a kind of cannon loaded to the muzzle with facts, and prepared to blow them clean out of the regions of childhood at one discharge. He seemed a galvanizing apparatus, too, charged with a grim mechanical substitute for the tender young imaginations that were to be stormed away.
āGirl number twenty,ā said Mr. Gradgrind, squarely pointing with his square forefinger, āI donāt know that girl. Who is that girl?ā
āSissy Jupe, sir,ā explained number twenty, blushing, standing up, and curtseying.
āSissy is not a name,ā said Mr. Gradgrind. āDonāt call yourself Sissy. Call yourself Cecilia.ā
āItās father as calls me Sissy, sir,ā returned the young girl in a trembling voice, and with another curtsey.
āThen he has no business to do it,ā said Mr. Gradgrind. āTell him he mustnāt. Cecilia Jupe. Let me see. What is your father?ā
āHe belongs to the horse-riding, if you please, sir.ā
Mr. Gradgrind frowned, and waved off the objectionable calling with his hand.
āWe donāt want to know anything about that, here. You mustnāt tell us about that, here. Your father breaks horses, donāt he?ā
āIf you please, sir, when they can get any to break, they do break horses in the ring, sir.ā
āYou mustnāt tell us about the ring, here. Very well, then. Describe your father as a horsebreaker. He doctors sick horses, I dare say?ā
āOh yes, sir.ā
āVery well, then. He is a veterinary surgeon, a farrier, and horsebreaker. Give me your definition of a horse.ā
(Sissy Jupe thrown into the greatest alarm by this demand.)
āGirl number twenty unable to define a horse!ā said Mr. Gradgrind, for the general behoof of all the little pitchers. āGirl number twenty possessed of no facts, in reference to one of the commonest of animals! Some boyās definition of a horse. Bitzer, yours.ā
The square finger, moving here and there, lighted suddenly on Bitzer, perhaps because he chanced to sit in the same ray of sunlight which, darting in at one of the bare windows of the intensely white-washed room, irradiated Sissy. For, the boys and girls sat on the face of the inclined plane in two compact bodies, divided up the centre by a narrow interval; and Sissy, being at the corner of a row on the sunny side, came in for the beginning of a sunbeam, of which Bitzer, being at the corner of a row on the other side, a few rows in advance, caught the end. But, whereas the girl was so dark-eyed and dark-haired, that she seemed to receive a deeper and more lustrous colour from the sun, when it shone upon her, the boy was so light-eyed and light-haired that the self-same rays appeared to draw out of him what little colour he ever possessed. His cold eyes would hardly have been eyes, but for the short ends of lashes which, by bringing them into immediate contrast with something paler than themselves, expressed their form. His short-cropped hair might have been a mere continuation of the sandy freckles on his forehead and face. His skin was so unwholesomely deficient in the natural tinge, that he looked as though, if he were cut, he would bleed white.
āBitzer,ā said Thomas Gradgrind. āYour definition of a horse.ā
āQuadruped. Graminivorous. Forty teeth, namely twenty-four grinders, four eye-teeth, and twelve incisive. Sheds coat in the spring; in marshy countries, sheds hoofs, too. Hoofs hard, but requiring to be shod with iron. Age known by marks in mouth.ā Thus (and much more) Bitzer.
āNow girl number twenty,ā said Mr. Gradgrind. āYou know what a horse is.ā
She curtseyed again, and would have blushed deeper, if she could have blushed deeper than she had blushed all this time. Bitzer, after rapidly blinking at Thomas Gradgrind with both eyes at once, and so catching the light upon his quivering ends of lashes that they looked like the antennƦ of busy insects, put his knuckles to his freckled forehead, and sat down again.
The third gentleman now stepped forth. A mighty man at cutting and drying, he was; a government officer; in his way (and in most other peopleās too), a professed pugilist; always in training, always with a system to force down the general throat like a bolus, always to be heard of at the bar of his little Public-office, ready to fight all England. To continue in fistic phraseology, he had a genius for coming up to the scratch, wherever and whatever it was, and proving himself an ugly customer. He would go in and damage any subje...