My Mess Is a Bit of a Life
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My Mess Is a Bit of a Life

Adventures in Anxiety

  1. 224 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

My Mess Is a Bit of a Life

Adventures in Anxiety

About this book

“Georgia Pritchett is a singularly hilarious person. Her book is a delightful and perfect reflection of her. Its tenderness sneaks up on you and really packs a punch. What a magnificent read!”—Julia Louis Dreyfus

Jenny Lawson meets Nora Ephron in this joyful memoir-in-vignettes on living—and thriving—with anxiety from a multiple Emmy Award-winning comedy writer whose credits include Succession and Veep.

When Georgia Pritchett found herself lost for words—a bit of a predicament for a comedy writer—she turned to a therapist, who suggested she try writing down some of the things that worried her. But instead of a grocery list of concerns, Georgia wrote this book.

A natural born worrywart, Georgia’s life has been defined by her quirky anxiety. During childhood, she was agitated about the monsters under her bed (Were they comfy enough?). Going into labor, she fretted about making a fuss (“Sorry to interrupt, but the baby is coming out of my body,” I said politely). Winning a prestigious award, she agonized over receiving free gifts after the ceremony (It was an excruciating experience. Mortifying). 

Soul-baring yet lighthearted, poignant yet written with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, My Mess Is a Bit of a Life is a tour through the carnival funhouse of Georgia’s life, from her anxiety-ridden early childhood where disaster loomed around every corner (When I was little I used to think that sheep were clouds that had fallen to earth. On cloudy days I used to worry that I would be squashed by a sheep), through the challenges of breaking into an industry dominated by male writers, to the exquisite terror (and incomparable joy) of raising children.

Delightfully offbeat, painfully honest, full of surprising wonders, and delivering plenty of hilarious, laugh-out-loud moments, My Mess Is a Bit of a Life reveals a talented, vulnerable, and strong woman in all her wisecracking weirdness, and makes us love it—and her—too. 

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Information

Publisher
HarperOne
Year
2022
Print ISBN
9780063206380
eBook ISBN
9780063206397

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Prologue
  6. We’re all doomed
  7. Who am I?
  8. In the event of my death . . .
  9. Bad news
  10. Good news
  11. The Patriarchy
  12. Love and marriage
  13. Monsters under the bed
  14. Words
  15. Tooth Fairy
  16. Different pillows
  17. Jimmy
  18. Baby bird
  19. Fluffy
  20. Fame
  21. Finding my voice
  22. Happy endings
  23. Giants
  24. Action Man
  25. The weather report
  26. Haiku
  27. Mr. Benn
  28. Zoo
  29. Robot
  30. Cake
  31. Staying on the pavement
  32. Anxious Bear
  33. Hammy
  34. Spam
  35. Sweet
  36. Teeth
  37. Emergency
  38. Cupboards
  39. Spelling
  40. The lady on the bus
  41. Scam
  42. Underground
  43. Men
  44. Secrets
  45. Hymns
  46. Roots
  47. More secrets
  48. Chimpy
  49. Dusty legs
  50. Imaginary friend
  51. Old Lady
  52. Mrs. Grumpy
  53. The Voice of God
  54. Sealink
  55. Nine
  56. Blankets
  57. Custody battle
  58. Fearless
  59. Messiah
  60. There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And also Daddy Long Legs
  61. Memories
  62. Chestnuts
  63. Asking for it
  64. The Queen
  65. Wales
  66. Trophies
  67. Don’t relax
  68. Grandpa
  69. Living the dream
  70. Texas
  71. The Witch
  72. Robertson’s Giant Limb
  73. Sheep
  74. Jell-O
  75. Woodwork
  76. Adding up
  77. Crime and punishment
  78. Ian
  79. Woman
  80. The surprise
  81. The house
  82. Names
  83. Growing pains
  84. Port
  85. Rite of passage
  86. Smiling
  87. ABC
  88. The Word of God
  89. Bump
  90. Exuding
  91. A cockroach in my gusset
  92. My calling
  93. Scandinavia
  94. Fizzy pâté
  95. Making a living
  96. George
  97. Lassie
  98. Snails
  99. Cup of sugar
  100. Ferret
  101. Spitting Image
  102. Spirit Muppet
  103. Flirting vs squirting
  104. Da diddly qua qua
  105. Impressions
  106. Breaking up is hard to do
  107. Antichrist
  108. Peeping
  109. Etc.
  110. Danger Mouse
  111. Ronnie
  112. Debbie
  113. Mincing around the bush
  114. Fatty
  115. Open-and-shut case
  116. Lenny
  117. Hashtag
  118. Closure
  119. Not closure
  120. Express yourself
  121. Shambles
  122. Newts
  123. Zig-a-zig-ah
  124. The One
  125. Drag
  126. Expecting
  127. The Circle of Life
  128. My mantra
  129. Ain’t no Party
  130. Constant craving
  131. Thin
  132. Names
  133. Weather front
  134. POC
  135. Split personality
  136. Battle of the sexes
  137. The Michaels
  138. Handbag
  139. Making history
  140. X-rated
  141. Hiccups
  142. Labor
  143. Polite
  144. Motherhood
  145. Headbutt
  146. Chromosomes
  147. Gardening with body parts
  148. Not up to the job
  149. Supreme Leader
  150. Kissing trains
  151. Second word
  152. Quack quack
  153. Mumbling
  154. Sing!
  155. Hat
  156. New shoes
  157. Breakthrough
  158. Steak and kidney
  159. Bins
  160. Rare
  161. Sausage
  162. Glamour
  163. Llamas
  164. The test
  165. Gravel
  166. Not a guinea pig
  167. Annoying
  168. A miracle
  169. Weirdo
  170. Heartburn
  171. Black cloud
  172. Bad dreams
  173. Operation
  174. Muffle
  175. Ticket office
  176. Giraffe
  177. Bums
  178. Words
  179. Chicken
  180. Inhale
  181. Bugs Bunny
  182. Help
  183. Godzilla
  184. Ouch
  185. Emergency cord
  186. I’m fine, thanks, how are you?
  187. Boooooooooo!
  188. The woodpecker
  189. Scruffling
  190. Stones
  191. Gravy
  192. Legume
  193. The Day
  194. Lemming
  195. Evil Beaver
  196. The death of the Tooth Fairy
  197. Rainbows
  198. School
  199. Half Hulk
  200. Tiny spiders
  201. Glasses
  202. The bath
  203. Plaudits
  204. Surprises
  205. Joy
  206. Om nom nom
  207. I’ll hold your coat
  208. Hands up
  209. Paaaaartay
  210. Wearing a bloody frock
  211. Special
  212. Winning
  213. Matching
  214. Lump
  215. Shatter
  216. Body snatcher
  217. Being an alien
  218. Being an alien, part 2
  219. Marbles
  220. The last resort
  221. The not-talking cure
  222. An idea
  223. Acknowledgments
  224. About the Author
  225. Copyright
  226. About the Publisher

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