Chapter 1
The Green Room
Young Dick Gregory was an easy target for ridicule. He was one of the poorest kids on his St. Louis block, and everyone knew he was without a father in his home. He initially responded to insults by running home and crying, but in time figured out that humor, directed at himself as well as at those who antagonized him, was the most effective tool in confronting his particular social crisis. In his best-selling autobiography from 1964, Nigger, Gregory recalled an exchange in which he was taunted by a neighborhood friend about his fatherâs perpetual absenteeism:
Hey, Gregory, whereâs your daddy these days?
Sure glad that motherfuckerâs out the house, got a little peace and quiet. Not like your house, York.
What you say?
Yeah, man, what a free show I had last night, better than the [movie theater], laying in bed with the window open, listening to your Daddy whop your Mommy. That was your Daddy, York, wasnât it?
When another friend intended to ridicule Gregoryâs cramped living space, he employed a less venomous but equally effective approach. To the potentially embarrassing question of just how many siblings he shared a bed with, Gregory replied: âGoogobs of kids in my bed, man, when I get up to pee in the middle of the night gotta leave a bookmark so I donât lose my place.â For Gregory, the positive reactions by those around him proved that his mother had been right about there being âfreedom in laughter.â
Young Bill Cosby, born and raised in Philadelphia, encountered similar taunting from peers. Reflecting on his school days in his 1991 book Childhood, Cosby recounted an incident in which a classmate and teacher initiated an embarrassing round of questioning after he wore a community league baseball uniform to school instead of traditional clothing. His odd choice of attire was very likely due to a lack of other clean clothing options, and the baseball uniform garnered twice the negative attention because of its extreme discoloration:
âWilliam,â said my teacher, âdoes this look like Shibe Park to you?â
âOh no,â I replied. âThis is a school.â
âAn excellent answer. So tell me: Why are you wearing a baseball uniform?â
âGee, I didnât know I had it on.â
âYou mean you put it on by mistake?â
âYeah, that musta been it.â
And then she stared hard at me. âBy the way, what color is that uniform?â To get the answer, I had to look down at myself, for my mother put something in her laundry that kept making the uniform a new color, or two or three; there were times I resembled the Hungarian flag.
âWhat team you with?â said a boy named Calvin as we were walking out of the classroom. âThe Boston Pink Sox?â
Based on these types of interactions, Cosby eventually learned the difference between people laughing at him versus with him. He worked to become a specialist at the latter. By the time he reached Mrs. McKinneyâs fifth-grade class, he knew how to maneuver himself into the role of entertainer rather than accept life as the butt of the joke. On the day Mrs. McKinney taught her class the art of storytelling and invited students to share personal stories that would entertain the entire group, Cosby immediately volunteered:
âI got a story about sleepinâ with my brother,â [he] said.
âYou always sleep with your brother, William?â
âWell, I get in bed with him, but there ainât much sleepinâ.â
âFine, you come right up here and see if you can make a good story out of sleeping with your brother.â
Instantly, young Cosby was at the front of the room using comedy to defuse the potentially embarrassing circumstance of sharing a bed with his younger brother:
âI share a bed with my little brother, but heâs not little enough. Yâ see, he keeps touching me anâ I donât like a bed that feels like a bus. Anâ sometimes, he does more than just touch me. He thinks the bed is a boxing ring, but he never goes to a neutral corner.â
The laughter of his classmates pleased Cosby because it had not originated from someone elseâs attempt at ridicule. In fact, he credited the âsweet soundâ his earliest storytelling induced as the âonly vocational guidance I would ever need.â
Dick Gregory and Bill Cosby had remarkably similar experiences in their childhoods. With respect to race, class, gender, and even particular family dynamics, their lot was the same. Their urban environments, odd jobs, participation in organized sports, educational endeavors, and military experience bore striking parallels. As adolescents, they were separated by little more than geography and a small span of time.
Richard Claxton âDickâ Gregory was born October 12, 1932, in St. Louis, Missouri, to Presley and Lucille Gregory. The second of six children in a low-income, single-parent household, he experienced many of the hardships characteristic of urban families in the North. Food was scarce, beds and clothing were shared, and money was claimed by basic necessities. On July 12, 1937, nearly five years after Gregoryâs birth, William Henry and Anna Pearl Cosby welcomed William Henry âBillâ Cosby Jr. to the world. Like the Gregorys, the Cosbys were familiar with economic hardship and developed a similar sustenance formula. Public assistance, informal systems of credit, benevolence from friends and neighbors, and income supplements provided by largely absentee fathers helped both households survive adverse circumstances. Both Gregory and Cosby grew up familiar with the difficulty and strain associated with life below the poverty line.
Gregoryâs St. Louis was a city that began the twentieth century with great promise. Its Civic Leagueâa coalition of businessmen, politicians, and community leadersâinitiated a âCity Beautifulâ program in the first decade of the twentieth century that soon provided parkways, public playgrounds and baths, a riverside drive, commercial development, and a new civic center. Initially, the improvement projects were inclusive enough to be enjoyed by all St. Louisans, including immigrants and African Americans. The cityâs mayor, Rolla Wells, was so proud of the widespread enjoyment that he credited the parks director with having âno caste prejudice,â and he later wrote that the parks initiatives marked the first time the cityâs wealthy âmingled withâ and showed âconscientious interestâ in the poor and their recreational needs. But widespread access to the cityâs public space accommodations did not translate into interracial harmony, as indicated by the savage race riot that occurred in East St. Louis on July 2, 1917, when white mobs burned, lynched, and shot African Americans in protest over the latter taking jobs vacated by white workers on strike. At least fifty people were killed in the affair known as the âMassacre at East St. Louis,â and the total property damage was estimated at $1.4 million.
At the time of Gregoryâs birth, residential segregation characterized the city. Although a federal judge had issued a permanent injunction in 1918 blocking a city-wide referendum that prevented any person of one race from moving to a block where 75 percent or more of the existing residents were of another race, de facto segregation continued throughout Gregoryâs childhood. This separation only intensified after World War I, as European immigration slowed and African Americans from the South migrated northward to answer the call of industries suffering labor shortages. The migrants sought escape from extreme racism and poverty. St. Louis railroad agents and city officials recruited African American laborers from the South with the promise of high wages and decent shelter, but they failed to deliver on both guarantees. Nonetheless, the cityâs 1920 census reflected the rapid growth of its African American population. From 43,960 in 1910 (6.4 percent of the total population), the number of African Americans in St. Louis rose to 69,854 (9 percent of the total population) by 1920. When Gregory was born in 1932, the number of Black St. Louisans had reached 93,580 (11.4 percent of the total population).
Like many African American women in the North, Lucille, Gregoryâs mother, earned a living as a domestic servant for a white family in a far more advantageous economic position. In his autobiography, Gregory recalled wondering just how she and the other African American women who left their neighborhoods at six oâclock each morning to iron, cook, and provide childcare for white people survived the physical and mental strain. He contemplated how his mother must have felt instructing white children to brush their teeth after meals and wash their hands after using the bathroom, while âshe could never tell her own kids because there wasnât water or soap back home.â Gregory knew that his mother was not alone in âwearing sacks over [her] shoes because it was so coldâ while walking to and from a white familyâs home to help her own family survive.
The Great Depression made life more difficult for nearly everyone, but St. Louisâs African American population suffered a very severe economic setback. By the spring of 1933, the national unemployment rate was 24.9 percent; African American unemployment/underemployment in St. Louis was estimated at 80 percent (in comparison to roughly 30 percent among whites). Layoffs often concentrated on African American workers, increasing the number of jobs available for whites. Coupled with the absence of any regular contributions to the householdâs bottom line by Gregoryâs father, Presley, the Gregory family suffered from poverty. Yet young Gregoryâs mother never allowed morale to sink. âWe ainât poor, we just broke,â Lucille Gregory taught. âPoor is a state of mind you never get out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.â
Some of the material on Gregoryâs earliest comedy albums reconstructs the difficult circumstances of his childhood years created by the serious financial shortage in his home. When his mother would often refer to a biblical passage explaining that the meek will inherit the earth, young Gregory countered with the idea that the family should finally have a good meal before taking on a responsibility so large! In discussing the limited access to medical care for families such as his without the appropriate finances, Gregory further humored white audiences with a bit about falling ill as a child. Suffering from what he believed was double pneumonia, young Gregory asked his mother if she had called the doctor. When she explained that the goose grease she was applying to his chest would protect his health, young Gregory expressed doubt. If the ointment had any real value, he reasoned, then the goose it came from would not have died!
Because their family was so economically disadvantaged, the Gregory children often wore old and stained clothes. On one occasion, other parents in the neighborhood paid Gregoryâs mother a visit to inform her that Dick and his siblings were not acceptable playmates for their children. Embarrassed and disheartened, Gregoryâs mother demanded that her children stay home until she could afford to dress them in better clothes. Before leaving the house to work as a domestic in a white home, Mrs. Gregory also took the extreme measure of hiding all of her childrenâs old clothes in an effort to keep them in the house. Unable to find their regular pants and shirts, young Gregory and his siblings dressed themselves in the only clothing items they could locate in the homeâtheir motherâs dresses, which had been given to her by âthe rich white folks.â Gregory recalled the experience in his 1964 autobiography: âThe people laughed at us when we went outside in dresses, pointed and slapped their legs. We never played so good as we played that summer, with all those people watching us.â
Gregory demonstrated how life below the poverty line could be remembered with fondness. One of his favorite errands was going across the street for his mother to pick up grocery items from a store owned by âMr. Ben,â a white man generous enough to extend credit to Gregoryâs mother, albeit with exorbitant interest attached. Gregory discussed a particular visit to the store for a credit purchase of a loaf of bread:
Mr. Ben, mama want a loaf of breadâfresh bread. And you know what kind he gonna give you, because the only kind of bread he buy from the bakery is that three-day old bread that he gets for nothing. At that time, bread was six cents a loaf. And you give him the [credit] book, and he opens it up, and heâs fixing to [write] ninety-six cents, but he stops and he looks at you.
He say: Hey, lil Greg! I say: Yeah, Mr. Ben?
He say: How you like school? I say: I like it.
How you like math? I say: Oh, I love it!
Whatâs two and two? I say: Four.
Four and four? [I say:] Eight.
Fifty and fifty? [I say:] A hundred.
Youâre smart, huh?
So instead of [writing] ninety-six cents, he put forty-four cents down there. Now Iâm mad, but it doesnât do me no good to get mad, because I know the minute I go home and say, Mom, Mr. Ben charged us forty-four cents for a six-cents loaf of bread, I know what sheâs gonna say. Oh, he forgot to mark something down last week.
But I didnât care about Mr. Ben putting forty-four cents down for a six-cents loaf of bread, because what he didnât realize is, when he went to get the loaf of bread, I wiped him out!
If taken literally, it is easy to identify a young, militant Gregory outsmarting a white merchant...