Cack-Handed
eBook - ePub

Cack-Handed

A Memoir

  1. English
  2. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  3. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Cack-Handed

A Memoir

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Table of contents

  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright
  3. Note to Readers
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. Contents
  7. 1. Man Is like Pepper—You Only Know Him When You’ve Ground Him
  8. 2. Languages Differ, but Coughs Are the Same
  9. 3. A Snake Can Only Give Birth to Long Things
  10. 4. When the Laborer Is Praised, His Cutlass Begins to Cut More Keenly
  11. 5. Going to Church Doesn’t Make You a Holy Person Any More Than Going to a Garage Makes You a Mechanic
  12. 6. If You Are Eating with the Devil, You Must Use a Long Spoon
  13. 7. It Is Not What You Are Called, but What You Answer To
  14. 8. If You Sleep with an Itching Anus, You Will Definitely Wake Up with Your Hand Smelling
  15. 9. Where You Fall, You Should Know that It Is God Who Pushed You
  16. 10. Procrastination Is the Thief of Time
  17. 11. The Same Sun That Melts Wax Also Hardens Clay
  18. 12. Success Is 10 Percent Ability and 90 Percent Sweat
  19. 13. However Hard a Lizard Does a Push-up, It Will Never Have an Alligator’s Chest
  20. 14. Smooth Seas Do Not Make Skillful Sailors
  21. 15. It Is When There Is a Stampede that a Person with Big Buttocks Knows that He Carries a Load
  22. 16. Warm Water Never Forgets that It Was Once Cold
  23. 17. A Bird That Flies off the Earth and Lands on an Anthill Is Still on the Ground
  24. 18. Be a Mountain or Lean on One
  25. 19. A Flea Can Trouble a Lion More Than a Lion Can Trouble a Flea
  26. 20. If You Are Building a House and a Nail Breaks, Do You Stop Building or Do You Change the Nail?
  27. 21. Just Because a Man Is Short, It Does Not Make Him a Child
  28. Epilogue
  29. Notes
  30. Acknowledgments
  31. About the Publisher